Minion Jokes Novels & Stories

This was truly way too much fun! "Mom, you are being really weird today. Did you eat something wrong?" Minjoon vocalised. Seeing how the five year old talked to her made her scrunch her nose, and she stated, "Look at you talk like that. I have to punish you." Then, as his usual punishment, she extended her hand towards the child and started to tickle him. That led to both of them bursting into laughter. °°° Min Sihyeon did not know how the conversation between Hyunjin and Minjae went.

Thus, she could not ask her the questions that boggled her. Minerva stared in oblivion as she hugged the plushie. And thus, five months had passed. "Peek-a-boo!" Minerva stared at Lorenzo blankly as he covered his face with her plushie. She admitted that she appreciated his efforts to make her laugh. But she was a teen trapped inside the body of a child! How could she laugh at these childish things? "Strange. Why didn't Minnie laugh? Did she not enjoy it?" Lorenzo asked in confusion as he saw that Minnie just stared at him.

My mom is trying to trick me, I knew it! "I know mom is playing games on me." I said as I gave my dad's phone back. "Suit yourself." "They're partying until 10." God bless America. God bless America. God bless America. "You both can't fool me." "I suggest you buy advil now.. you look like you're going to faint in seconds." I looked at my dad in disbelief. "Dad!" I hissed. "Yes, Leon?" "This isn't funny, you both set me and Ivory up." I hissed coldly.

Min snorted “I feel like kicking you considering you want to mope around for such a minor, non-existent issue.” “Yeah…. I must have done something wrong to have such losers.” Shenyang feigned a furious expression as he pretended to want to kick Adam “You have no right to mope around… you should be pacifying me…” “Hur….hur…. hur… I am lucky to have my kids.” Adam gloated for a minute before he was attacked by Min and Shenyang. “Not young anymore… I can’t even catch my breath.” Min leaned against the wall breathing heavily “I should probably watch while you make a ruckus next time… age is catching up to me…”

The youngest of the children came and spoke intelligibly, " Uhummmmmmm, mommy, hurum?" Clara laughed as she finished her joke, and even then Otávio didn't laugh. " Did you get the joke?” " Yes. The youngest had a brick fall on his head at birth, right?” " Yes, " Clara still laughed. " And this is a joke? The baby had serious problems, and by the looks of it, sequels.”

Alpha Darwin, have you heard the tale of the invisible man? Well, it's transparent. You can't see him, but he's always there!" The room erupted once more, in laughter's embrace, As the jokes continued, painting smiles on each face. Diana, with her quick wit, couldn't resist, Sharing her own joke, one not to be missed. "Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!" The laughter swelled, filling the room, As jokes continued to dispel any gloom. Alpha Darwin, the master of mirth,

"I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny." Felecia snickered. "Everyone likes a fart joke, Moana." Harper waved his fork at Kelsey. "I don't care who you are. Fart jokes are classic." "Stop calling me Moana." Kelsey rolled her eyes. "They're disgusting." "You're disgusting." "Your mom's disgusting." Jamie's brows shot up and he covered his mouth with a fist. "Oh." "Now who is being immature?" Harper's grin only widened. "Your mom jokes are classic. Everyone knows that." Kelsey waved her hand.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

“Whenever you’re ready.” “Anything for my princess,” he said, making my cheeks flush. “That reminds me, Miles—I ran into one of your hoes at the mall a few days ago,” Minnie said. “She wouldn’t stop bugging me about how to reach you.” “One of them?” I raised a brow. “How many Jun-hoes are there?” Minnie laughed. “Jun-hoes? That’s really smart.” The table erupted in laughter. “There’s only you,” Miles said, pecking my cheek.

Mike had been cracking a lot of jokes and telling lots and lots of funny stories, mostly about his childhood days with Edward and she has been laughing her lungs out for hours now. "You know, back then in high school.. I was always been addressed as a clown because whatever I say.. is always so funny" Mike said. . "I agree with them. You're indeed a clown. For having made me laugh so much... " Melissa said and laughed as she recalled the last joke he made. "Were you been serious about Edward, been scared of cockroaches?"