Minion Memes Novels & Stories

I wanted to ask out loud. "Whose this thing?" Minion 1 asked, her nose stuck up in the air. "I wish your nose breaks," I said in my mind, blankly staring at her. "Ooh…Guys this is Ariel. Elijah's 'mate'." Emily made a quote sign in the air when she said, mate. All of them laughed, "You mean Elijah chose this ugly thing as a mate? What was he thinking?" Minion 2 cackled like the evil witch she was.

Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

TESSA I open I*******m first, and my world implodes all over again. The video is everywhere. Reposted, shared, turned into memes, reaction videos and compilation clips. #TessaFail is trending. #FatGirlDown has over a million views. Someone has auto-tuned my sobs and turned them into a remix. But it's the comments that really destroy me: "LMAOOOOO this is the funniest thing I've ever seen" "Imagine being this delusional about your weight"

Simon asked with raised brows. “Okay, okay, I will stop,” William grinned as they walked into the elevator. Simon shook his head, remembering the video he had seen on his screen the day before. It was the video of him being pointed at by that little girl and her nodding that his face was what she did not like about the program. “All the media houses know not to make a joke out of that; it must have been one of the senior kids who made a video.” Simon grumbled. They had turned it into a meme, perfectly hiding the faces of the kids and muffling their voices too. Showing only Simon’s shock-stricken face.

Did she mean that she had killed my father? Before I could ask her anything she replied, “Yes, I was the one who poisoned your father for the second time.” “But, how is that possible? We were all there… we would have seen you entering…” “I use minions to do my dirty work just like my mother, Kevin. No points for guessing who it was…” My eyes widened in horror as I whispered, “Adrian…” “Yes… all I had to do was pull some mate shit and he was willing to do everything I said like a loyal dog!”

“But you, I don’t know.” “Well, my name is Minus, and I’m a Sagittarius. I enjoy long walks on the beach, going to the theater, and knowing what the fuck is going on around here.” “You are funny guys. You two should do a podcast or something. Don’t you think so, Crush?” Mexican Hulk nodded but remained expressionless. Viper continued, “I have a great sense of humor, too, but I also know when to be serious. I wonder if you gentlemen know when it’s time to get serious?”

he asked, one eyebrow quirking up. "Website called Bump dot com. You should check it out. It'll tell you every- thing you need to know about fruits and vegetables." He laughed. "I love when you play with me," he said, taking my chin. "Especially when I can see the light in your eyes and you look happy. It's all I really want. You to be happy with me, about us, our life together." -You do make me happy, Ethan. I'm sorry about how I am lately. A hor- monal wreck crying over everything, moping, being difficult, ugh... I hate the sound of myself even apologizing to you right now."

“Okay.” “So, it looks like Mum was cheating on Dad,” he says his voice comical. “What?” “Me.” “There was this argument he was having with Don Meyo.” “Don Meyo?” He frowns. “Yeah, didn't you hear what I just said?” I try to focus. “Continue.” “He says mum was cheating on him with a member of B-T-13.” “That's crazy, nobody will even dare cross Dad let alone make a move on his wife.”

Her mind was filled with terrible thoughts. In the next moment, Jasmine realized she was facing a large glass barrier. Was she in an aguarium? she thought, still trying to hold her breath. Sguinting her eyes, she could vaguely see the view in front of her. It was the room she was staying in. Then who is that? Jasmine thought when she saw two familiar silhouettes in her room. Jasmine's eyes widened when she saw it was Seth and Monica. It was then that Jasmine knew the video recording she had received was playing out before her eyes. Seth and Monica spent the night touching and

Isaac said seductively, causing me to cringe. Hayden's shoulders shook with silent laughter, and I struggled to hold back my own laughter as I looked at him. He clicked the VideoChat icon in the corner but kept the camera turned off. Soon, Isaac's face appeared on the screen. A smirk appeared on Isaac's face as he switched to his back camera, aiming it at his exposed erection. He gave it a pump, groaning, while Hayden flipped over and buried his face in my chest, laughing quietly. Despite the awkwardness of the situation, I couldn't help but join in the laughter.