Miss Joke Novels & Stories

As the office door clicked shut, Natalie flashed a ring at me, one that outshone mine in every way. "Like I'd ever want your junk," she sneered.

"You should definitely apologize to Professor Westin. Do you have any idea how much you affected him the last time you dropped by the school? "If you admit to your mistakes in person, I can ask him to go easy on you. Professor Westin should forgive you then." I dug my nails deep into the flesh of my palms as I listened to Meredith treat me like an utter fool. But I still composed myself enough to reply, "Great! I'll apologize to him in person after the conference." A pleased smile bloomed across Meredith's face upon hearing my answer. I suppressed my overwhelming disgust as I diligently served Meredith food after we settled down at the table. Naturally, she enjoyed my service as if I owed it

As her family member, I applied to visit her. Through the transparent glass of the asylum, I saw her bruised face. In the end, I asked only one question, "Don't you regret Marianne's death?" Among all the people Mom had targeted, I was the only one who died. I wanted to know if, having lost everything, she would feel sorry or sad for the things she did. But she felt neither. Mom suddenly laughed as if she had heard the funniest joke. Her laughter was exaggerated, showing her gums. I even wondered if she had really gone mad.

Gavin suddenly said that took me off guard and the two of them just laughed at my reaction. "Stop calling me that. I'm getting goosebumps all over." I said to him as I hit his arm in annoyance. Janice's little prank from earlier got everybody's attention and since this morning, everybody has been calling me Miss Aragon and hearing them call me that makes my skin crawl. Janice, Charles, Axel, Andrea, and Gavin are calling me that just to tease me but our other co-workers are not. They have been calling that for the whole morning really seriously.

Michaela moaned and moved against him, her lips curved into a dreamy smile. “Misha,” he bit out. “Be careful.” “Why?” she asked, a full-blown smile spreading over her face. He found himself smiling back. “Because you’re new at this and I don’t want to hurt you.” “You didn’t hurt me at all the first time.” “But I can’t promise I’ll behave myself this time. It’s been a very long time for me.” Her eyes widened. “Really?” “I haven’t been with a woman since before Antonia died.”

He realized that those good times were already over, and he would never see how happy she was after receiving those roses as a result of his stupid actions. "Why did I do it?" he said in a small voice while lowering his head. After a long silence, Michael spoke again, this time louder. "WHY... WHY DID I DO IT? WHY DID YOU DO IT, MICHAEL?" Michael's voice turned into a high pitch at the end of the sentence as he started to laugh like a maniac. laughing at his miseries and his tragic fate, before the laughter turned into sobs. "Aren't you too cruel to me?" Michael asked no one.

What if she messed up completely? "I really ought to have dressed more formally." She was thinking to herself. She deeply regretted being dressed in a short denim skirt and a white top without sleeves. But if she had been dressed in something more formal, they might have misunderstood her and thought that she was going to be a very bossy bitch. A number of ladies smiled at each other in amusement. She chuckled to herself as she realised that she was now the joker of the group. What a fantastic way to establish her reputation!

"Did you just send that to everyone?" "Ah.... no..not everyone, I think?" Kristina continued, "I mean, I don't have all the faculty and janitors in my facebook." "Gee thanks, that made me feel better." I sarcastically remarked as I continued eating the soup Kristina chuckles nervously, "I didn't mean it sorry." "Oh sure, mistakes happen, right?" "Exactly."

If only he would have told her about his plans then she would not have a hard time creating excuses for it. “I have never seen William Fajardo up close, how handsome was he?” Missy giggled. “Uh–, he’s okay?” “He is not okay!” Missy yelled, disagreeing to her best friend’s words. “He is drop-dead gorgeous and my B–F–F caught the biggest fish alive!”

Vicki’s attention was turned on me full force. “Jessica was filled with misconceptions about vampires when we met. One by one their being dispelled,” Jack explained as he looked at me lovingly. “Maybe this is another myth,” Vicki said excitedly. “Yes! Yes! Maybe it is…” I agreed, “I mean… you guys even pee!” The absurdity of my last comment struck us all at once and we burst into a peel of laughter. It was enough to lighten the mood and give us hope.