Miss Joke Novels & Stories

Tessa was the ultimate mean girl in high school; she made every single person feel bad about themselves. "Mind sharing, what's so funny?" She asked in an infuriated tone. I managed to calm down enough to get words out, "Surely you must know, sorry, no offense, but are you auditioning to be on the show botched? What in the heck of plastic surgery happened to you?" I could see her slightly shaking in anger, she turned her head from side to side. Getting redder by the moment, “Can you reduce your voice, you're causing a scene.”

“Surprise for you, Miss!!” The surprised Louisa couldn't even stop herself from having a big smile on her face too. Her eyes were sparkling with joy and happiness. And for Louisa, this was the first time she could smile and laugh cheerfully for the first time in five years. And for Henry, this was the first time seeing Louisa smiling happily.

She could be cool sometimes but it always comes off as silly. "You know, you said it well, I almost cried, you brought up your abnormalities." I saw it and got up from the floor. "You know me. I am Misha, queen of mishaps." It's even a joke. "When that comes true, I don't know you anymore." I was still scared and started walking out. "Hey! I'm just kidding!" Suddenly it knocked three times on the wall and it ran after me. "You're great August. My hair is already beautiful, you still blocked it." It's still a complaint.

“Uhm, I know of him. That’s it.” Mike snorted, apparently finding my answer funny. “Tell me, Missy. Do you think he’s hot? Does he make you go weak in the knees? Does he make you think dirty things?” He snickered as he brushed his nose against my cheek. I pushed him away from me with a disgusted grunt. Mike cackled with delight. “Oh, I bet he does, doesn’t he? I bet you’re trembling right now.” I crossed my arms over my chest, trying to fight off the embarrassed blush which threatened to burn my cheeks.

Michelle was slightly disgruntled by her negligence of her. “He finally released you,” Michelle responded sarcastically, but Coco equally caught sight of the hickey on her neck. “Don’t tell me you are jealous. I see you both made out.” Michelle’s face crimsoned. “I just miss you, but how did you know?” Coco chuckled and adjusted Michelle’s shirt collar to hide the hickey. “I miss you too, so can we have a girl’s day or night? I don’t think Madison would refuse,” she proposed. Michelle was excited about the idea except…

The one I wished I never met. ****†****† "Never have I ever been punched in the face!" Misa said with delight, and five out of the eight of us at the table clinked our glasses, laughter bubbling up as we drank. "What the hell, Misa? You've been punched in the face? Who dares punch a woman?" Bryan asked with a twisted expression. Misa threw her head back, her brown curls bouncing. "Who else? My ex boyfriend!" She laughed, as if it were an anecdote worth celebrating.

*Agreed,* he said, and we both quickly took down our boxers and threw ourselves at her. “What are you…” Missy said, propping herself on her elbows and eyeing us. We each took a leg and kissed her, not bothering to answer her with words. If we didn’t have much time this had to be quick but still the best memory she’ll ever have. *You get her wet, I’ll get her naked,* I said, over mind-link. “Hmm,” Nate moaned and quickly moved her legs apart. “Guys we don’t have time,” she said, clearly still not realizing we were past the point of no return.

And raised her hand to hit her but the weirdo stopped her. “Don’t”. “Greg, take Miss Mira home, it seems like she had too much to drink”. The lady didn’t argue, she knew that this was a lost battle. He looked at Aramina again, with what looked like amusement playing at the corners of his lips “We will meet again …soon”, he turned and left. ********

"Nope, but he will." "If he says no, we have to go by what he asks. You understand that right?" "I know, but he's not going to stay no. Even he knows his name for his cat sucks." I can't help it, I laugh, and I hope to God Trick realizes what he's getting into with a single mom and an opinionated little girl. As I'm trying to hold back another laugh, I do the responsible, parent thing. "You shouldn't say sucks, Riles. It's not a nice word." Under my breath though? I add an I agree.

“She saw it through the window. Big and white. She pointed and said it clear as anything.” “Moon,” he breathed, and for a second, a fleeting, heartbreaking second, a real smile touched his eyes. It transformed his face, wiping away the Alpha, the warrior, leaving just a man captivated by a simple, beautiful fact. Then it was gone, buried under the weight of all the moons he hadn’t seen with her. “I missed it.” “You missed everything.”