Miss Joke Novels & Stories

“You and I both know he's in the opposite size category.” I swallowed, reeling. “But then…” Jesse tilted her head, watching me closely. “What’s with the surprise?” I hesitated. Should I say it? Was it cruel to tell her? I leaned forward slightly, voice dropping, “Because Misha is anything but impotent.” Jesse blinked. Once. Twice. Then leaned back like I’d smacked her across the face with a frying pan. “…What?” I felt my cheeks heat despite everything. “He’s—God. He’s a sex maniac, Jesse. I’m serious. He’s—insatiable.”

I hear Mason explain to the others. I strip off my bikini, tossing it into the corner of the shower, and quickly brush my teeth under the hot water, listening to their conversation. "Li! Did you eat today?!" Mason yells, banging on the door. "Yes!" I shout back. "What did you eat?!" he calls again. "A giant portion of dick!" I respond, grinning. "What did she just say?!" I hear Jace shout, making me grin wider. "This is an ongoing joke with her," Mason explains. "She changes it up—sometimes it’s cock, sometimes it’s pussy. Occasionally, she throws in a pair of nipples."

Miss Willow mocked. While Jessica dropped her head in shame, the two ladies exchanged eye contact and giggled as they continued to mock her indirectly. "By the way, Miss Vegas, are you using something for your boobs?" Miss Willow asked and Jessica raised her head to show her red and puffy eyes. "You have a point, Miss Willow. I mean…they seemed so firm as if they had barely been squeezed…"

Moon said casually. “You and Animikii are made for each other. Where is this fool we’re supposed to be meeting here? They’re late!” Misha slid off the stool and up to the bar. If she was going to be forced to wait here, at least she could have a drink while she was waiting. “Hey gorgeous, what are you drinking?” a guy standing next to her asked. Misha moved only her eyes to look at who addressed her. “You’re late, you should be buying me dinner.” She said, turning to him.

She was letting Chase use her to make me jealous. Sooner or later, she would realize what he wanted. And when Chase’s attention shifted from her to protecting Missy, perhaps Allie would finally understand that she had never been as important to him as she believed. A message notification appeared on the other phone. Missy had reacted to my last reply with a laughing emoji. I opened the conversation. For several seconds, I considered what to send next. Nothing too personal. Nothing flirtatious. Just another small step. LUKE: Do you actually enjoy hockey?

After receiving confirmation from the System, I immediately exchanged my points for the videos. Soon, Lucas and Leo both received the email. Curious, Leo clicked it open. The next second, all the color drained from his face. “This rear-end collision was crafted pretty cleverly. I heard Leo has fallen head over heels for you now. When are you planning to make your move? Don’t tell me you’ve actually fallen for that man?”

My curiosity piqued, I join them with a raised eyebrow. "What's all the gossip about?" I ask, trying to sound casual but failing miserably. Jessica, the resident office gossip, grins mischievously. "Oh, you won't believe what happened. Last night, Mark accidentally sent a love message to our boss instead of his girlfriend!" I nearly spit out my coffee in surprise, my eyes widening in amusement. "No way! Are you serious?" "Dead serious," Sarah chimes in, barely containing her laughter. "The poor guy was mortified. He realized his mistake immediately and sent another message, trying to explain it was meant for his girlfriend."

I clicked on the message and it took me back to my page. ‘Kai gets grounded. Epic fail!’ I closed my eyes briefly. That was low, even for her. Her comment got a lot of laughing emojis and I switched my phone off. Thanks a lot, Mom. I had no idea why she was so upset. Mr. Jones got what he deserved.

"With the income from streaming, I can earn up to 20,000 dollars a month. I want to save enough to build a house in my home village." Just then, Carlos came in. "Lilian, make me some supper." "Sure, Mr. Houston. Ah!" Lilian was showcasing my luxurious makeup vanity to her audience when Carlos came in abruptly. She had just opened the cap of an expensive bottle of toner and was sniffing it. Startled, she dropped the bottle, spilling its contents. "What are you doing?" I frowned unhappily. Lilian scrambled to wipe the table. "I'm so sorry, Alaina. I'm really sorry…"

Hivo just shrugged and sat on the sofa. "Well, Snow is the prettiest of all, aside from my Mom." Hivo answered and was confident in what he said. Luca seemed to agree to it. As we listened to their conversation, Shia simply signaled to me that we needed to leave, but we couldn't turn around to say goodbye to Luca because there were two more guests entering. "Hey, Masson Villaranza, man! I miss you. " Luca teased the man who also had an angelic and hansome face, but the newcomer named Masson just frowned at Luca.