Mom I Threw Up Meme Novels & Stories

He laughed loudly, holding on to his chest. "Yup." I couldn't help but laugh hysterically as well. "I feel what made her more mad was the fact that when he threw up on her, he didn't even apologize, he just rushed to the sink to rinse his mouth off and kept blabbing about how disgusting Chinese food is and how he would never try it again while my mom furiously watched him while stained with his disgusting puke." "Must've been fucking hilarious." He threw his head back in laughter.

Feeling that my mom and Mike might find that a bit unusual, I went back to my bed and continued rolling all over like a little girl. I sat upright when I heard the door open, Mike's head poked in with a look that screamed confusion. “What's happening babe? You mom and I heard you laughing, did something good happen?” He came into the room, looking around like it was his first time inside there. “I just saw a funny meme online, it's nothing serious.” The smile I was trying hard to hide, did not waste anytime in hiding itself once Mike's entire body frame was in sight. He sat down on the bed and out of reflex, I shifted away from him slightly. “Can I see it too?”

I lazily shot my eyes open at her angry voice and lifted the soft pillow from my head because whenever my stepmother calls us by our full names then it means she will soon turn into She-Hulk. Letting out an irritated groan, I got up from the bed, standing up I felt a bit woozy and nauseous I rushed to the bathroom to throw all my guts out, I guess that's what they call sober up. Urgh I hate throwing up, I don't usually throw up unless I am seriously sick.

Zane glanced up from the sofa, one eyebrow lifted, looking way too amused for someone causing international drama. “He swore yesterday,” I continued calmly, “no paparazzi. Said all routes were clear. Turns out one of the damn baristas at that brunch place—” “—TOOK PHOTOS BEHIND A STACK OF CROISSANTS AND NOW I’M A MEME!” Her breath hitched. I could hear a tissue ripping on the other end. “Everyone’s laughing at me. My mom says you should be replaced. She says I look... stupid.” I stared at the ceiling. “I’m sorry.”

I part my legs, ready for her partner to have all the fun he wants. It is pure terrific pleasure. *** Seated on the bed and dressed up for dinner, my cheeks burn badly as I scroll through screenshots of memes and comments about that picture of Alexander and me. Layla and Jordyn sent them to the group chat, with endless laughing emojis. One of the memes says: ‘POV: You finally reconnect with your long-lost love after years of separation, but it’s your ovulation day.’ I shake my head, laughing in disbelief. My mom has sent dozens of messages. I’m ignoring her for now. I read more comments:

I didn't respond. Later, I picked up my phone and tapped on Instagram, only to see that Adrian had posted again. The photo showed Rowena's profile as she held the baby, gently soothing him. The caption read, "Can anyone relate to how exhausting taking care of a baby is? It's a good thing his mom is here to help out. She's seriously amazing at calming him down!"

My hands fly to my mouth, and I begin wiping my lips vigorously. “No,” I whisper. “Yes,” my brain replies helpfully. “No….no, no, no, no….” And then….Oh no. No no no no no. Another memory crashes in. And it's worse than the previous one. So much worse. My stomach drops. I freeze, then my eyes widen slowly as it fully dawns on me. I close my eyes now. “Please no.” But it’s already there clear and undeniable. “I threw up….” I pause for a while, allow it to sink in. “...on him.”

Ri immediately retorted, “Now, that’s very embarrassing.” I kept the spoon on the plate and began, “Mum, do you remember the spell-bee competition back when we were in the third grade. Ri’s fart shook the entire stadium.” “That’s a bit extreme, brother,” he squealed. "Besides, do you guys seriously want to traumatise her on her first lunch with us?" At this point, I couldn’t decide whose laughter I loved more—my daughter’s or Joy’s. They both were loud, unlike my mum whose shoulders only shook in silence until she snorted.

My Stomach made a grumpy ‘I am hungry’ sound Shit! (Subconsciously Face palms Her self) So embarrassing..

Milly's smile stiffened. Suddenly feeling Uncomfortab, she licked her lips to hide her embarrassment she felt. Infact Indeed she is not Mrs Noah. The surrounding reporters fell into a weird silence until suddenly a voice rang up, "Rumours say that since CEO Noah's divorced ten years ago, there has not been another Woman". Riley suddenly could not hear the sound from the television anymore. A sharp pain suddenly came from her abdomen causing her to falI face down against the floor as blood rose up from within her chest, spurting out of her throat.