Monday Morning Funny

A post asked: "What did it feel like to marry someone you didn’t love?" My husband answered, "No fun in bed at all. Every day, I think about divorce." Owen Clinton’s first love, Luna Dawson, had returned to town, and sparks had reignited between them in secret. Luna, with smug confidence, had urged me to step aside. But I only laughed as I tossed the divorce papers at her. "If you were so capable, you’d get him to sign them. Otherwise, I won't even take you seriously.”

A young guy keeps getting into trouble in very funny and unfortunate ways. He wrecked havocs on people too, mistakenly. He hallucinated and had great fantasies about people to brighten up his hearers. Afterwards, he came back to his mundane reality.

The Story of Sarah Saunders, a young wolf who had to run away from an Alpha, only to fall into the hands of another, not noticing she was fated to that destiny. " I wasn't going to stay in that place. Living like I was dead. Without feeling it, without really showing myself. Living as a submissive for an Alpha who was already dead to me. That wasn't like me. I was dominant, as dominant as they were! One of the first things I learned was that wolves have an intuitive knowledge of order amidst chaos and they have the ability to change, intact, I ran away. That was my way of changing everything! And one day in a dark night, I left it all behind. I'd rather live out there as a loner, than live in a herd of wolves like that. And that on, I broke free. At least that's what I thought... Until I heard that howl, riping through my being, tempting me "

Elena Vega’s perfect life shatters when she catches her boyfriend cheating. One reckless night with a stranger becomes her biggest mistake, he’s her new professor. When her ex sabotages her funding, Professor Mateo Sandoval offers a dangerous deal: model nude for his research and get paid enough to survive. But professional boundaries burn fast. His hands linger. Her body responds. Their secret ignites into an affair that could destroy everything they’ve worked for. When the university investigates, Elena faces an impossible choice: lie to save herself, or tell the truth and lose it all. Some lines shouldn’t be crossed. Theirs is already ash.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

My name is Chris and I was publicly humiliated, flogged and disgraced by the Math Teacher, in front of my classmates. Embarrassed, in tears and angered I vowed to take revenge on him even though I know it would be very unlikely for me to do that since I am just a teenager, a high school student whereas he is not just my school teacher but an adult. However luck would shine on me when I heard the news that the Math Teacher's son would be transferring to our school. At last! I can finally get revenge on my Maths Teacher's through his unfortunate son. But I would get the shook of my life when I discovered the Teacher's child is not a HE but a SHE! The most beautiful girl I have ever seen. So what do you think? Will I continue with my plan of seeking revenge on the Maths Teacher's through his child? Or Am I about to fall in love with My Teacher's Daugher?

Dr. Sage Monroe’s world collapses when Alpha CEO Kade Blackwood demands her dead brother’s $500,000 debt. He offered Sage a chance to become his contracted mate for one year and her brother's debt will be forgiven. But Sage was hiding the secret of her being the daughter of the rogue who slaughtered Kade’s father. When her suppressed wolf explodes free during a deadly ambush, Kade recognizes the bloodline he’s sworn to destroy. Now trapped between a mate bond turning devastatingly real and a Beta’s betrayal that could kill them both, their enemies will exploit every given weakness they could get. Trust is impossible but Desire is undeniable. And the truth might shatter everything.

The Sarah Sauders Story Continuing, Book 2 The story of the wolf who had to run away from an Alpha, only to fall into the hands of another. "I wasn't going to stay in that place. Living like I was dead. Without feeling it, without really showing myself. Living as a submissive for an Alpha who was already dead to me. That wasn't like me. I was dominant, as dominant as they. One of the first things I learned was that wolves have an intuitive knowledge of order amidst chaos and they have the ability to change, intact. I ran away. That was my way of changing. One dark night, I left it all behind. I'd rather live out there as a loner than live in a pack like that. And that day I broke free. At least that's what I thought... Until I heard that howl rip through my being."

Every Cinderella story you can ever think of has a sweet and nice romantic ending. Will such be the same fate of Minch and her love quest?. Meet Minch, a beautiful sweet and naive girl who is madly in love with Nick, the handsome and most popular boy in Rowland High school Sevilla in Spain. Every girl wants to date him, and be noticed by him. Unfortunately for Minch she fell among the category. Minch and Nick attend the same high school, but are like cat and rats, but right in the heart of Minch lies deep love for nick. Upon finding out that nick only sees her as a friend and nothing more breaks her heart. Will she ever recover from this heartbreak?.

Hart Santino's ordinary life as a museum curator ends when he uncovers an ancient wolf totem that marks him as the fated mate of Cole Haanshil, the most powerful Alpha in existence. But Cole's exiled brother Liam has already claimed Hart through dark magic, igniting a war that might consume all werewolf packs because it's dangerous and forbidden. As Hart discovers he's the key to the ancient prophecy that might break the forbidden and maybe make the war less deadly, he must choose between the safe human world he knows and a dangerous supernatural destiny that could save or exterminate the supernatural world.

I was dumped because of my weight. My stepmother tried to comfort me, saying, "It's okay, it's okay. A little extra weight is good." I watched as my graceful sister took my place and married my fiancé. Meanwhile, I was sent abroad to be "fattened up like a pig." I barely escaped with my life and endured unimaginable hardships. Now, those who hurt me should, at the very least, face justice for their actions.