Mondays Suck Meme Novels & Stories

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Rhalia fired off, followed by a slew of red flags and eggplant emojis. "I don't know how you did it, but girl... It's been what? Almost a year?? And you still don't feel the urge to jump that absolute Adonis??" Liora added with her signature dramatic flair. I felt heat rush up my neck as I fumbled with my phone, frantically typing, "Oh my God, guys-", but before I could send it, Maelis delivered the kill shot. It was a meme of dogs humping in full force, with the caption: "Don't be shy, sweetheart. If you need tips, I can help. 😈💅"

There were another few dozen texts, all along the same lines and starting around the time I’d met Zane. Could they be from Scott? Maybe. They might also be from anyone else whose name began with “S,” or any other letter. You couldn’t tell anything from online names, except sometimes that someone had a sense of humor or when they put their ideology in their name, like KillAllHumans142. I went back to my main feed and found a photo of Jordan giving his brief speech, along with a few-dozen comments about his age and declaring him attractive. It seemed harmless. It was there, however, that I found a meme I greatly disliked. It showed my face on a white wolf’s body with wings. The wolf was also d

Undeliverable message. “Fuck!”

Thе ѕtеnсh оf уеаrѕ of ѕріllеd liquor аnd old lеmоnѕ permeates mу brаіn and thе ѕоlеѕ оf my ѕhоеѕ ѕtісk to thе floor аѕ I mаkе mу wау dоwn. I nееd tо hеаr whаt’ѕ bеіng said. It mау not bе соnnесtеd to Aрrіl, but whу else would Jеѕѕuр be hеrе ripping someone a nеw asshole оn a Mоndау mоrnіng?

The hangover from the session isn’t in my head. It’s in my throat. By the next morning, my voice feels like sandpaper, and my nerves feel like they’ve been played with a pick. Mia plops down on my bed with her laptop and a bowl of fruit she’s pretending is a balanced breakfast. “Good news,” she says. “The world still thinks you’re missing.” “Comforting,” I mutter. “Better missing than meme’d for a bad live,” she says. “Trust me.”

DANIKA Mondays are usually great and exciting days for me but for certain reasons, this Monday is a horrible one. First, I woke up extremely late and had to rush through my morning routine. Then, I went to the kitchen to have breakfast only to find out that my evil younger brother who goes by the name, Cade, had just finished both his breakfast and my breakfast! I went to school with an empty stomach and also ended up with a detention slip for coming to school so late. As if it wasn't enough, I realized that I didn't do my homework! Here comes the worst part. Our maths teacher decided that out of the blue, he would give us a maths test! I feel like I'm really going to pull out my hair becaus

Sunday later KATHY🌈❤💯: Why on some other time? 😅 That's probably the worst day ever. For real ME: Monday then. KATHY 🌈❤💯: Sounds better 🤭 ME: Cool I was now feeling down and wasn't in the mood to actually talk to anyone. She texted. KATHY 🌈❤💯: Are you okay? 🤨 ME: Yeah I'm okay. Why

“Only on Holidays. My Birthday. Mondays. When I’m feeling sorry for myself. You?” “From time to time. What do you have against Monday’s?” She placed the bottle to her lips and tilted it back. Though this time she stopped the flow with her tongue. Julian took a generous drink of his, before turning his body on the stool to face her. “Well, it’s the first day after the weekend. Tuesday isn’t Monday. Wednesday is hump day. Thursday is for throw backs. Friday is just Saturday which starts later. Sunday is just a lazier Saturday. Monday is where it all goes downhill.”

Kelsey “Why do you insist on going to the gym on Mondays?” I grumbled, tugging on a black tank top to go over my bright green sports bra. Mindy was tying her shoe. “If you skip Monday, then you’ll skip Tuesday, if you skip Tuesday, you’ll skip Wednesday. Monday is the most important day to go to the gym. 99% of people who are successful in life don’t skip the gym on Mondays.” “I wouldn’t be going to the gym if you didn’t drag me here,” I mumbled, tying my hair into a high ponytail. “It’s always so busy. If I get the treadmill by the cleaning station again, I’m going to lose it.”