Mrs Joke Novels & Stories

She laughs outrageously as she pulls the plastic, transparent shower curtain out of its holder without conscience. She hummed melodiously as she approaches the corpse in it's pool of blood. “This room stinks of sluttery....” Rachel pinches her nose and squeezes her face in disgust. “ooh...I forgot it's you bitch...hahaha....in your next life,you stay away from MY husband” That remains the most appropriate time to make jokes because only then is the joke funny. She places the shower curtain on the floor and arranges it as if she was making a bed.

Dad had finished half of his champagne and was relaxed now. "You know what Senator Martinez said at the last one?" Mom giggled because she already knew this story. "He said his wife told him she wanted to go somewhere expensive." He paused for effect, grinning. "So he took her to the gas station!" Dad laughed at his own joke and Mom laughed even harder. In an attempt to be like we both really get it—as it should be, Jax and I both smiled politely, obviously cause we're both playing our parts. "Oh! Or remember when Mrs. Chen said—"

I asked, trying to confirm because I knew the only woman that was living here before and left was my mother in-law. “Your mother-in-law of course,” she said playfully, and I widened my eyes. “What? How can you people bad-mouth my mother in-law,” I said angrily, and Susan shifted in fear. “I am sorry, ma'am,” she said slowly. But all of sudden I burst into laughter. “I like it!” I screamed, and started laughing. Susan looked at me like I lost some screw in my head. “Were you joking before?” She asked unbelievably, and I nodded at her. “Ahhhh, you really shouldn't crack a joke again, it doesn't suit,” she said.

“Oh, Mrs. Right, I feel the same way. I mean, you were always so nice to me, exactly like a second mother.” “‘When Ollie and I get home, we’re going to have a family dinner and get all caught up. It will be a joy to see you again after all these years of you being away.’” “Sounds wonderful, Mrs. Right. Enjoy the rest of your vacation!” “‘Don’t run away now, will you, Max? Not before we get back. I’m so happy to think of him with a good woman for a change.’” “Thank you, Mrs. Right.”

The Madea movie reaches its uproarious conclusion, and we find ourselves immersed in a lively exchange of laughter and conversations. Jim, Mrs. Dan, and I share our favorite moments, each of us recounting scenes with vivid detail and animated commentary. Mrs. Dan chuckles, "That Madea movie is always a riot, isn't it? Jim, did you see how Anastasia nearly fell off the couch laughing?" Jim grins, "Yeah, Madea never fails to crack us up. Anastasia, what was your favorite part?"

I asked him where he learnt these romantic quotes. He told me that i did not learn these and i just said it casually. He asked me why I was asking this. I told him because it was very cheap. When I said this then there was pin drop silence for a second and after that I started laughing. Brent was thinking that I said this seriously but I had done some humor with him.

Neha laughing, “Chill, I was just kidding.” Sara rounding her hands around her neck, “Nehaaa, I'm gonna kill you. Don't ever play these kinds of jokes with me again, okay?” Neha giving up, “Alright, I won't. But I must say that your face was worth watching. You looked very scary.” Both of them laugh together and they didn't realize that the class started already when Mrs. Peter calls their names. Mrs. Peter looking at them, “Is there something funny, Miss Sara and Miss Neha?”

I said. "Miss what?" "You need my daily dose of knock knock jokes." She chuckles and finally started smiling. Finally. "I have two new knock knock jokes so wanna hear it?" I asked. She nodded, "Okay." "Knock knock." I started. She smirks at me and blurted, "Who's there?" "Mara." I answered. "Mara who?" "Mara Mara on the wall, you're the fairest of them all." She burst into laughter and I was instantly happy that she is laughing now. She was genuinely laughing. I love hearing her laugh and seeing her smile like that. It makes me fall in love with her all over again. And her giggle? Damn, she’s sexy even without trying.

Myra said giving him the same smile he gave her as she hugged him back. "So how was your day guys??" Nishant asked and kept his hand on her shoulder, standing like they're homies. "Funn!!" Myra said, making Nishant nod while Mrs.Mehra went to sit on the couch. "What did you guys do?" Asked Nishant. "You wanna know the details-details or the fun-fun?" Myra said, controlling her laugh as Nishant burst into laughter after hearing her. Zeeshant stood there confused seeing them barely being able to stand. To him it wasn't funny at all so he figured it out that it's maybe their inside joke. But wait, when did they make these jokes!?!

Maggie and I had watched the whole thing through the keyhole. It had been a stroke of genius really. She was so painfully boring that her idol was the freaking President of the decacities. Ugh! She even had a picture of her on her desk. So I knew that prank would get her good! Maggie and I had fallen to the floor roaring with laughter. I could just imagine her breathlessly telling Parker that the President wanted to speak with him only for him to pick up and find himself talking to my friend. Parker would have found the joke hilarious but Mrs Meyer definitely wouldn't.