Momma Jokes Novels & Stories

, I reported myself. “Dominico, you don’t do that to a mother. C’mon” she too suddenly became upset at my choice of joke. “Giuliana is raving mad at me mom, I think I pulled her last straw—“ “I hope she gets you kicked really hard in the ass for being so naughty”, my mother said and ended the call. A bad day to joke I guess.

“Do you know how many kids would kill to go on road trips all the time?” How many kids would kill? I don’t know. Heading south, north. To the mountains, away from the sea. Riding high up in trucks with burly drivers who crack rude jokes and complain about their hemorrhoids in ways that make the stories funny. It’s not so bad. It’s not so bad at all. Like there’s a hand on my throat, but I’m laughing anyway. “Don’t think about it, babe,” Momma says. “All we have is now, and now is all that matters.” That hand on my throat. And I’m laughing.

We still haven’t told Mom about my pregnancy. She gives me an understanding nod as Mom walks up. “Well, that’s our cue,” I say, standing to give my seat to Mom. “Emma, thanks for all the chatting. Enjoy losing to my mom per usual.” “Asshole!” Emma yells at me while I cackle in delight. “Language!” Mom chastises, which is particularly hilarious since Emma is a couple hundred years older than her. Still, Mom looks older, which is clearly enough for Emma, who slumps her shoulders guiltily. “Sorry, Maeve.”

"Try to say one just and my hand will surely fly in your face without a warning!" "Don't be so killjoy, Sophia!" said my mom. "Laughter is the best medicine! Why don't you allow him to prove himself to all of us!" "Mom, I said I am not really into comedy so please stop insisting that!" I exclaimed for her to know that I am not interested in hearing any kind of jokes!

"W-What ...? W-Wait for me there! I-I'll be there!" She was whimpering as she headed for the car parking lot. The nurse announced her mommy has been expired. Suddenly, her world collapsed. Her Mommy is all that she had. Everything she did is for her Mother. She cried even more after realizing that her car wasn't there. She missed that she told Vincent to use it. "M-Mom... M-Mommy!" she sat on the ground. Couldn't accept that the person she loves the most had left her. "Romana? Romana, what happened?! Why are you crying?"

“Wow, now I can’t wait to have grandchildren,” Mom suddenly blurted out with a teasing grin. I choked on my drink instantly. “Cough! Cough!” I grabbed tissues to wipe my mouth. “Mom! What are you even saying? That’s still a long way off! I want to go to college first, get a job first,” I protested, glaring at her. But of course, Mom and Bin just laughed together, like they’d just dropped the funniest joke in the world.

Mama Marsha explained. Rully laughed even more out loud, he held his stomach which hurt from laughing so much. Meanwhile, Monica frowned even more, she felt embarrassed and annoyed. “Mom, why did you say that to Rully? I'm embarrassed, Mom." Monica covered her face with a pillow. Monica's attitude actually made Mama Marsha and Rully laugh out loud even more. Rully really couldn't control his laughter anymore. Meanwhile, Mama Marsha burst into tears from laughing. “Bad mom! You too Rully, you're evil! I hate you!"

rest! I immediately sat back up and stared at my mom with wide eyes when she came rushing inside my room with a wide grin on her face. "Guess what!?" She asked. Knowing her, if I won't participate with her Guess What jokes, she would not stop harassing me. "..........." Tired of waiting, I asked, "So..?" "GUESS WHAT!?" Oh. She really wants me to guess. "You won the lottery?" She snorted, waving me off, "No."

She said as she pulled me in for a hug. “I thought I'd surprise you guys,” I replied while trying to breathe. “Mom look who's here,” My mom shouted through the house. “If it's that Mrs. Jones from down the street, tell her I don't give a rats ass if the dog shit in her garden again,” my nana shouted in reply. I giggled as my mom quickly pulled me into the house and slammed the door behind me. “Mom, shh, the whole neighborhood can hear you!” My mom shouted with embarrassment in her voice.

She reached up and kIssed her on the cheek. “How was your day, babycakes?” “Momma, would you stop callSheng her that please? She's so embarrassSheng.” She pleaded wSheth her as She opened the frIdge to look for somethIng to eat. Momma started chucklIng whSale drySheng off her hands. “That’s my job as your momma; to embarrass the hell out of you.” She was grShennSheng from ear to ear. “Whatever Momma. She's your story, tell her any way you want to.” She flashes her a quSheck smShele whShele startSheng to make myself a sandwIch.