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He replied without missing a beat, I only snickered in reply. "The Frememy I knew would have replied me with fire and few colourful words." Fuhad proceeded to speculate when he realised I wasn't going to say anymore. "Why didn't you?" He finally perched at the other edge of the concrete slab with what seemed like a buttcheek. I was beyond amused. "I am not your frememy, Fuhad." I replied with a grin and my companion exhaled audibly. "You look like you've given up, Mokunfayo—"

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she yelled back, laughing as she ran. "I’ll slaughter you like a guinea pig if you show your face again!" he bellowed, shaking his fist at the sky before heading back inside, muttering, "What’s with that girl?" He couldn’t help but chuckle. Bisila walked down the street, still grinning. She reached into her pocket, feeling the freshly earned payment. Up ahead, a bar came into view, its large sign glowing: **DONNIE AND THE BAR.** Inside, a few men sat scattered around with drinks, talking loudly. One of them noticed her at the door.

“Slowly better but not better enough for me to talk about the past. I honestly think everyone is hiding information from me. Some things are just not adding up” Maddie nodded in thoughtfulness as she continued painting her toes, her eyes darting between what she was doing and Gemma’s pinched face. Gemma jumped slightly when she received a w******p message, laughing as she picked up her phone Hey bbz (Kissing emoji) Hi U ok? (blowing kiss emoji) Aye Aye, wuu2? @ Madz 4 Sleepover, u? Ah right. Funny it’s ok for u to go there but not with me?

Wala akong masyadong ka-text o katawag at may free naman kaya bakit ko pahihirapan ang sarili? Good thing he was able to figure out my character in a few seconds, even earlier than I predicted. Ang akala ko ay aabutin pa ako ng ilang minuto at makakatanggap pa ng reklamo kung bakit hindi ko binabalik ang mensahe. Ford Khrysler Chua: Wala kang load? Jesiah Kate Amania: Kaya nga nasa Messenger ako, 'di ba? Utak naman, Ford. I inserted a rolling eyes emoji.

Jandal! I read and didn't even read which message was from which person. There were also a ton of emojis. Sorry, sorry I'm up. I typed and hit send. We outside! Sunflower replied. Bro, hurry up. Dodge sent with laughing emojis. Fridge magnets. They going to give away that I was out last night!

Everything is divided equally, be it work or tips. I sent messages to my best friends using my new phone, and I told them I was okay. That I have the Stanleys, Lee, and Matt with me. “Do you want me to put rat poison in his drink?” Mellissa rolled her cool blue eyes, bitching on the other line of facetime. “Poison is too tame, Mel, I’ll castrate that cheater.” Candice butted in, matching Mel’s sass. I can’t help but smile at their larks.

**F******k Messenger** **Mia Wolfsong** New message I sit up a little, pillows propped behind me. We swapped socials after fire class today—quick, awkward, but she initiated it. I open the chat. **Mia (10:47 p.m.):** hey you still up? **Haru (10:48 p.m.):** Yeah. Homework’s done. Listening to music. You? **Mia (10:48 p.m.):** same. can’t sleep thinking about that glass vine thing we made today

Hey. The message sent. I ended the night without a response.