Funny Text Messages Novels & Stories

They include: - Hi (too eager, deletes after typing) - Thanks, Dr. Black! (too cheerful, sounds like I'm trying to marry his malpractice insurance) - So you're alive. (an active violation of the Geneva Convention) - Are all your patients this lucky or just the ones who almost die. (probably correct, definitely unhinged) - Hi, this is Emma Park. I am not driving. Have a good day. (this is probably it) I open the text thread. Read his message again. Type the boring one. Stare at it. Stare some more. Hit send.

* She doesn't even know the difference between Naruto and Sasuke. *My Bad, I forgot to tell you I am not Jessica your friend, it's a Wrong Number* the texter said and I froze, did I just confessed my deepest secret to a total stranger. This the greatest joke of the century, thinking about it made me crack up the laugh I never knew I still had. *Come on Jess, be serious* I texted waiting for her reaction *I'm serious I am not your friend* she replied making me take a more serious feature.

Group chat in F******k and non-stop messages. — Little niece to take care of Captain Paul’s hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care of Captain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care ofCaptain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. — Little niece to take care ofCaptain Paul's hard work, please accept red envelopes. …… Someone else sends you lucky money, it's difficult to control yourself not to open it, red envelopes $10 of "Firefighters are good at catching cats" also worked Fiona startle.

I can't even get my eyes to focus, and now I'm freaking out! "What a delightful message to wake up to." He had placed a laughing emoji which brightened the content. "What a delightful message to wake up to." I wanted him to get in touch with me, but not if it was to criticize me in any way, so I hope he can see the humor in this situation.

I didn't care for a bit. So I kept that message in sight as a humor trick. It was simply unstoppable the way Zachary made fun of my secret feelings, and yet, he could make me smile until the muscles in my face throbbed with pain. I would have gladly accepted the idea of replacing hugs and kisses with ridiculous text messages that always left me hungry to answer. The distraction was so great that I almost didn't even notice the time passed while laughing at the cell phone screen. "You get extremely scary making this face...

My phone dung again. Unknown: “I can see you read my messages. Are you not going to talk to me?” Shit. Think of something to text back, I told myself. Me: “Sorry. I’m just getting home from shopping. Was hanging my dress up.” Unknown: “What does it look like? I can’t wait to see you in it!” (Wink face)

Oh shit, they sent a picture of Chris to everyone in a giant group text. “YOU TWO ARE SO DEAD.” He yells. I wonder if they included their family members in the chat. They have also sent pictures of the other four as well. This group text is going to be going off for a while. Funniest shit I have seen in a while. Hades

"Why didn’t you respond to my texts?" He huffed a short laugh and stepped closer. "How was I supposed to reply when you were threatening to kill me?" His mouth curved faintly. "'If you don’t text back, I’ll kill you. I’ll find you, and when I do, you’re dead.' What exactly was I meant to say to that?" I snorted despite myself, scratching lightly at my brow. Maybe the messages had sounded unhinged out of context. But that was how we used to joke. That was us.

Just the two of us So, while her two friends argue in the background, she doesn’t take long to reply. Sure I hate all of these other bastards anyway Bleep. Another message from him. Hahahaha me too After dinner then? At the main lobby. She smiles at the text and responds. You got it gooorl! And he ends it with a simple: Haha

Shea: My password is Fettuccine Alfredo, unlock the phone and reply to my texts! Who the fuck uses a food as their password. This girl is hilarious. I unlocked the phone and checked the rest of the messages. Shea: Hey, you there? Shea: Please, text me back. Shea: Hello? If you're not going to answer my calls at least text me back. Shea: Argh, you're so annoying, you're the worst human I've ever met in my whole and entirely life. I laughed at her messages as they kept flowing in.