Msg Funny Novels & Stories

Everything is divided equally, be it work or tips. I sent messages to my best friends using my new phone, and I told them I was okay. That I have the Stanleys, Lee, and Matt with me. “Do you want me to put rat poison in his drink?” Mellissa rolled her cool blue eyes, bitching on the other line of facetime. “Poison is too tame, Mel, I’ll castrate that cheater.” Candice butted in, matching Mel’s sass. I can’t help but smile at their larks.

" I ignored him. Group chat. 'Same time next week.' I wanted to ignore that one, but I put a thumbs up emoji. I couldn't risk them releasing the video before my finals. My whole junior year would be a waste if that happened. Fu8ck them. I would give them no emotion. They would get nothing from me except what I decided to give them. If I had to have meaningless se8x to get through this, I would. But fu8ck them both. ----- ----- -----

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At our class reunion, my so-called best friend, Shannon Drew, pulled out a box stuffed with folded notes. A line was taped across the top— [Draw one of Mia Martinez's hopeless-romantic quotes.] The room burst out laughing. Someone pulled a love letter I'd written to Damien Byford senior year. "Damien smiled at me today. I want to give him all my tomorrows, too." Someone else grabbed one from college. "It's okay if he doesn't text back. He'll think of me when he's not busy." Damien had never replied to a single letter. I'd always figured he'd tossed them years ago. Then Shannon drew letter No. 99. Leaning against Damien, she laughed as she read, "If you ever decide you don't want m

“Okay, a delay in answering will probably mean nothing. But if he answers immediately, well, that will always be a plus point for him.” “Try it,” Yana urged Misha. “Okay,” Misha said and picked her phone out from her pants’ pocket. She went to her F******k Messenger and video called Soren. Within a few seconds, Soren’s handsome face flashed on the screen of her cell phone, which brought a smile on her face. “Hi,” he greeted her.” “Hello,” Misha greeted back happily and glanced at Maggie, who made a little distorted smile on her lips. “What’s up?”

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**F******k Messenger** **Mia Wolfsong** New message I sit up a little, pillows propped behind me. We swapped socials after fire class today—quick, awkward, but she initiated it. I open the chat. **Mia (10:47 p.m.):** hey you still up? **Haru (10:48 p.m.):** Yeah. Homework’s done. Listening to music. You? **Mia (10:48 p.m.):** same. can’t sleep thinking about that glass vine thing we made today

Jordan said in a less cold voice than usual “yes, there is good news and when you hear it you will be jumping like a crazy raccoon” “Hmm, then it must be something spectacular,” “UHmm…our Mickey has finally found himself a girlfriend, he is getting married..” because of hunger Michel had completely forgotten to tell her about the joke, So when Michel heard the sentence about him getting a girlfriend made him choke over his food.

“Mmm… Right…. So, aahh ... I'm feeling really tired ... So I'll log out ... I'm glad I talked to you again. " "..." For a moment, he was unable to answer; however, he spoke his final words immediately. “I had a good time too. Thank you so much for everything." A smiley emoticon appeared in the text chat. He did the same as his friend and selected the same emoticon. Then, Cheo's final words were heard. "See you later friend" and with that the only player who showed up, disconnected.

#getbehindmesatan Another text popped up. Alec: Today my daughter was constipated, I showed her your picture, she shit all over it. Thanks man... Yeah, message received loud and clear, I was just about to chuck my phone against the wall when another message popped up. Jay: We actually put you in a group messenger now so that we can all join in your shame, I added the girls, you're welcome. So, gang, let's talk this through. What exactly did Will do wrong today? Alyssa: Raises hand