Puck me. I’m yours
"This is fake. Don't let it get to your head."
"Fake!" I raised an eyebrow. "How is it fake?" I asked, loud enough for others to hear. "He's my boyfriend, and I'm sorry if you two expected me to wail and cry for weeks, or maybe months. Too bad I found a better man, and he's doing more than my ex ever did or ever will, so honey, if I were you, I'd be looking for a man who'd take care of me, not the other way around. No one wants to marry a liability, be it a man or a woman."