Novel & Cerita Not So Happy Campers

Last time: While on a family camping trip, the Campbells took some energy pills with some strange and memorable side effects: uncontrollable pissing followed by uncontrollable fucking. Mom with son. Dad with daughter. Brother with sister. After a full day of debauchery, the family thought that they finally had things under control. The next morning, however, they went right back at it. Worse, this time strangers caught the horny household in the act. Can the Campbells escape their raging desires before things get even worse? Spoiler Alert: No. No, they cannot.

The camper van was filled with a lot of laughter and everyone seemed to be avoiding to bring back the topic that they have finished discussing. Why depress themselves when they can be happy and kick asses when time is due?

Three weeks went by as if we were only here for 3 days. We did almost everything that was available to do and we had so much fun here. I almost didn't want to pack up and go back again. We could just both resign and be simple folk living off the water and the land here. We could even build our own cabin like most of the locals here and just live peacefully.

“We’re goin’ to bed. ’Night.” Keely snickered. “Didja notice he didn’t say they were going to sleep?” “I heard that,” Colby shouted over his shoulder. “Yeah, well remember we can all hear you. Keep it down tonight, Tarzan and Jane. Those two, I swear. Everyone in three counties knows when they’re doin’ it.” “I heard that too, Keely McKay,” he barked again. “Get your smart butt in the camper before I whip it.” “Fine. But I will remind you I am an adult.” Keely and Amy Jo argued all the way to the horse trailer.

Nate asked. Jeremy turned to him, “What am I? Chopped liver?” “No,” I said. “Pond scum.” “I might have a party that’s not as exclusive, but I think it’d be good for my cousins to meet these two and his sisters first. Culture shock, you see.” Nate clarified. “Is Aspen Falls that different?” Jeremy was not going to let it go. Kamron came to Nate’s rescue. “You’re just an experience that people need to be prepared for.”

I think it kind of partially evened out. The billboards would be up on Wednesday, just in time for the joyous festivities of Thanksgiving; a holiday I wouldn't likely ever enjoy again. What the fuck did I have to be thankful for? Amber and Dave would be giving thanks for each other and their family. I would be giving thanks for the billboards that their family could enjoy. It wasn't much ... but she'd taken my whole family from me. I hoped I could return the favor.

"I heard from our classmates that you got married. How is that going? Are you happy?" Kimberly's grip on her cup tightened. The five years with the Carter family resurfaced, and she fumbled. "I'm divorced. As for happiness, that's not something I dare or should think about." Her tone carried a hint of self-mockery. Gary caught it, unsure how to respond. Years apart, Kimberly had changed a lot. She used to be sunny and cheerful. Now she was cloaked in a somber air. Knowing nothing about her marriage, he avoided making comments. He just changed the topic. "Oh, are you traveling?"

His grin widened into something smug. I smacked him in the head without hesitation. "Dream on." "Alright, alright," he laughed, rubbing the spot like he was wounded. "You can crash with Sophia and Jane. Happy now?" We found a spot not too far from the beach and just shy of the woods. The area was full—other campers setting up, music playing faintly from someone's speaker, kids tossing sticks near the ocean, and just a bit further down, a burnt-out fire pit waited to be lit for the evening. The scent of salt and pine filled the air, the kind of combination that makes your lungs feel new again.

"Evan's luck is unbelievable. He escaped certain death yet again. He's as tough as a roach, isn't he?' … Hazel and her parents stirred in the backyard, their eyes snapping open. "Ow, my head…" For Hazel, her head was the least of her problems. Her body felt like it'd fall apart into puzzle pieces with one wrong move. "Dad, Mom, are you alright?" She turned to her parents. "We're okay!" "Yeah, just like waking up from sleep!" To their surprise, Stefan and Cynthia felt no pain at all. They were full of energy, all thanks to the calming drug. Their unfortunate departure to the land of unconsciousness due to shock had turned into a quick nap for them.

She had never felt cum-ropes splatter so forcefully against her cervix. An hour later, back at the main campground, the husbands and younger kids finally returned from their long hike, tired and hungry. “Where are those wives of ours?” Jane’s husband asked the other men, looking around. “Probably just out for a walk. Wasn’t that where they were last year when we got back from the hike?” Amber’s husband John speculated casually. “I think I’ll start frying up some burgers. I need some meat inside me,” Ruth’s husband announced loudly, completely unaware of how ironic his words sounded.