Obi Wan Kenobi Funny Novels & Stories

Or is Kenan a sugar daddy now? Andien smiled at her own thoughts, unaware that Keanu was watching her. "What's so funny? I've never seen you smile for no reason," Keanu said, making Andien laugh. "Who says auntie smiles for no reason. Actually, Keanu couldn't quite see why you were smiling," Andien replied. Keanu's mouth and eye movements, suggesting disbelief, made Andien laugh again. Andien did not understand why she was always laughing and happy whenever she was with Keanu.

"W-where's Kian and Kaleb?" Sean asked bewildered. "Look closely, dumbo." Myron said shaking his head. Sean frowned and look again. "Oh, my! He looks like Kian a-and Kaleb at the same time!" He yelled finally grasping what happened. "Daebak! It's like Dragon ball's, Gotenks" Neo said in amusement. "H-how?" Eris asked. She wavered. "You asked who we are right? Now, look closely. We are one and we are your doom."

Uncle Shinji compliment us she likes calling us boys,. "Ofcourse uncle we are good at acting innocent like we cant even hit a people act hahaha" Kenzo said with laugh the other kings laugh to yes we acted us a bait with innocents we know that one of our members is a spy so acting like we cant even kill was a success.

He winked at me. I laughed and shook my head. I did not want to know any more about Kenan’s marital tactics or his failed attempts at grand gestures. The weird, dark humor we developed in this line of work was the only thing that kept the insanity from taking over. I had a feeling Kenan’s wife was such a formidable woman. She was the only one who could truly put him back in his place, that was no small feat.

I said, “but that's the least of our problems we have right now." He looked at me and leaned his head a bit. "Oh?" he said. I smiled a little and my voice was lower. "All I know is that I had so much fun, " I said. Kian laughed and shook his head. "You are unbelievable, " he said. He made a sound and got out of bed too. "Bad guy,” he said. That made me laugh really hard. "Coming from you?" I said, raised an eyebrow. "That is funny."

“No, I don’t want something from you. Not like that.” “But I didn’t try to do anything.” “It’s what you thought I wanted to try and do.” I think of Yoda. “Do or do not. There is no try.” Susie doesn’t smile. So much for all his Star Wars jokes. “I’m going to pretend I didn’t hear that,” he says instead. Suddenly I don’t like him so much.

Fuck. Sheena turned to the next page revealing Baby Ken a few months older sitting and looking at the camera naked and his left hand at the back of him and i think i knew why. His other hand was in his mouth like he's chewing it. "Oh, look. He's doing it again" she says tapping the picture and i laughed my hearts out again. "Oh, look how little his patootie is" Clark mused pointing at baby Ken's penis. The three of us laughed and i hold my stomach trying to ease the pain from laughing too much. Fuck. I can't take this.

Chapter Twenty Eight: Friends in the Storm Ken’s phone buzzed on the desk, and the moment he saw Kunle’s name, a wide grin spread across his face. He snatched the phone and shouted, “Bad guy! I was about to call you before your call came! You know what, you will live long, ooo!” He laughed loudly, but then he noticed something off in Kunle’s voice. It was shaky, like he was holding back tears, not the usual lively tone he had when talking to Ken.

[Laughter. Uncle Kaleb: “Dammit!” Uncle Andrew: “If you step on a Lego and survive, you’re ready for anything.” Uncle Carlos: “Diaper changes are a contact sport. Suit up accordingly.” Uncle Kaleb: “If they say ‘I love you’ after a chaotic day, brace yourself. Something is definitely broken.” Uncle Andrew: “Most boys love Star Wars.” Kyle and other uncles: "No!" Kyle: “There’s only one grown man who still thinks he’s twelve and owns five lightsabers. His name is Andrew Kentworthy!”

Cute aliens are adorable but they're the worst in movies! "Fuwa, fuwa!" Her Kebano kept explaining to her, but she couldn't understand what it was saying. "I-if you want me to, I will go! I-I just— don't hurt me!" She was so ready to run as her lips were starting to lose their colors and she was shaking. Her Kebano was confused, it started to scratch its head. "Fuwa!" The Kebano found an idea. It went down to the ground and crawled to get something. Mizuko was still confused but the little creature took a big leaf and from its body, it took a pen out.