My Wife Caught Me With Her 18-Year-Old Self
When Selena Sloane takes her assistant, Preston Jones, to the hospital in order to get his lower back checked out, her 18-year-old self is in the middle of making out with me while having me pinned against the wall.
"Darling, how is it that you smell so good and your kisses are still this amazing despite being 30 years old? Oh, I love you so much, darling!
"By the way, where did my 30-year-old self go? Why isn't she here to pick you up after work?"
I push Young Selena off me sadly. That's when I happen to meet the 30-year-old Selena's icy gaze.
"You already have a mistress of your own, and yet you still can't bear to get a divorce from me, hmm? Zack Holt, you really are pathetic."
As I watch the older Selena supporting Preston and walking away, the younger Selena starts kicking up a fuss in my arms once again.
"That idiot! How dare she speak to my darling so arrogantly? Why, I might as well kill myself right now so that she'll disappear from this world as well!"