Infant Paintings
"Madam Albright, I want my child to be smart—best if it's a boy." A man with a beer belly sat politely across from Grandma.
She replied, her face devoid of emotions, "It's 100,000 dollars per request."
"Of course. That's understood. Don't worry, Madam Albright."
Grandma pulled a piece of paper toward herself after the man agreed to the deal.
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Grandma and I only had each other. She would paint every day, though her paintings were mediocre, to say the least.