One Liner Jokes Tagalog

((( Julius POV’s )))Napabangon ako dahil sa bungangang yun. Tinignan ko yung babae.“Huwag kang lalapit sa akin!” Bigla akong ngumit at natawa sa sarili ko. Kung gano'n ang babaeng 'to ay walang iba kundi si Janine.“Seems I have a “good” Morning. Good morning Janine.”Bigla akong pinaghahampas ng unan ni Janine. Ewan parang ang saya eh. Nakalapit ako sa kanya. Pinigilan ko ang kamay niya saka hinila ko siya palapit sa akin.“Bitiwan mo ako Julius!” Hinalikan ko siya sa noo. Natigilan siya sa kakapalag.“Now, your mine.” Saka ko siya hinalikan sa labi.Bakas sa mukha niya ang pagkagulat. Kaya bigla niya akong sinampal. Ngumiti lang ako bilang tugon...“I know. I deserve it.” At muli ko siyang hinalikan.“Julius! Gumising ka nga!” At pinagsasampal ako ni Janine, magkabilaang pisngi. Pinigilan ko ang kamay niya.“Gising na gising ako. Gusto mo pa?” Pak!Aww...yun ang masakit.“Di ako nakikipaglokohan sa'yo!” Ngumiti ako.“Sa tingin mo niloloko kita?”“Ahhhh....hmmm..” Hinalikan ko eh.At bago ako bumangon, hinalikan ko siya sa pisngi. Natulala siya.Bumangon na ako. Tinali ko ang robe ko at kinindatan siya bago ako pumunta ng banyo.Nang makapasok ako, narinig ko ang pagsisigaw ni Janine.Nakita ko naman ang refleksyon ko sa salamin. Ngiting-ngiti na napapailing. Naghilamos ako. Iniisip ko kung sino sa dalawang ama-amahan ko ang gumawa nito.

Halos hindi makakurap si Cash dahil ang inosente niyang mata ay nakasaksi ng isang makasalanang ginagawa ng dalawa. ''heyyy!! who are you ?"galit na tanong ng lalaki sa kanya habang nagaayos ng zeeper. ''heyyy again?" pumitik na ito sa harap ng mukha niya at doon lamang bumalik ang kaluluwa na parang humiwalay dahil sa nakita niyang ginagawa ng dalawa kanina. ''sino ba yan ?" galit na saad ng babaeng kaniig ng lalaki kanina .Abala ito sa pag aayos ng mukha mula sa harap ng isang malaking salamin. ''tapusin muna yan at umalis kana !!! '' utos nito sa babae . Napapalunok nalang siya dahil sa seryosong mukha at pananalita ng lalaki dahil parang nabitin at kasalanan niya dahil namali siya ng bukas sa isang cubicle ng banyo . ''at ikaw bakit hindi ka man lang kumatok basta basta ka nalang papasok '' galit nitong salita habang duro duro siya sa mukha . ''aba kasalanan ko pa kayo itong hindi naglolock ng pintuan haler!!!!'' pag aangal niyang sagot.Ang ayaw niya sa lahat dinuduro ang mukha niyang maganda. ''stay away here now !! '' natakot siya bigla dahil sa galit nitong boses dahil sa takot ay nagmadaling lumabas sya ng banyo dala ang takot at pagkabigla sa lahat ng kanyang nasaksihan ngayong araw at idagdag pa niya masungit na lalaki . Hindi na berhen ang kanyang mata dahil sa nasaksihan sa dalawa ni man lang manood ng isang malaswang video hindi niya magawa . Inis naman na binalibag ni Theo ang pintuan ng banyo at lumabas .Hindi niya matanggap na may makakita sa kagaguhan niya . Hindi niya gustong lokohin ang asawa nito pero nangangailangan lang siya bilang lalaki kaya nagagawa niyang maglihim at tumikim ng ibang babae . Yan ang tunghayan natin sa kwento nila Evan Theo Fortillen at Cashandra Torero .. (Warning rated SPG) 18+ only .

Sofia Kennedy Fontana was a CEO of Fontana Real Estate Company. She was a terror, feared and dangerous boss. Sa isang kadahilanan ay may Lupa siyang gustong angkinin na siya namang pag-aari ni Miles Blanco. She fell for him, Kennedy pity him. She end up saving the land for the man, pero paano kung inalok niya ito ng kasal at ang kabayaran ay pag ibig? He's just an ordinary guy, that's what she thought of him. She's not just a CEO but also a Princess, she also do illegal business. Will they end up of loving each other despite of the secrets they hide to each other?

"Do you know who I am now?" "Yes" I breathed "You're the Alpha of the Crimson Claw pack" "That's the first half of who I am. What's the second half, Harvey?" "I....I don't know. I don't understand" "I'm not only the Alpha of the Crimson Claw pack, I'm your mate. Your MATE, Harvey" he hissed, putting emphasis on the word 'mate' "Do you understand what that means?" he continued "It means you belong to me. You're mine, Harvey. You'll obey me and do as I say. You'll stop fighting the mate bond and accept me" ********** In a world where witches, werewolves and other creatures exist; Harvey is blessed with the gift of being able to see glimpses of the future through dreams. She believes she has already identified her mate as Zach - the sweet and caring second son of the Alpha of her pack who also happens to be her boyfriend. So she is in for the shock of her life when the Alpha of the largest and most feared pack in the state turns up on her 18th birthday and makes her heart race in a way only one's mate can. Now Harvey has to accept the fact that she is not going to be just a regular girl mated to a Beta male but the Luna of the most formidable pack and the mate of the devilishly handsome and mysterious Alpha Greyson. Add to that the fact a vengeful rogue she-wolf with a personal vendetta against Alpha Greyson and anyone he cherishes is out for her head on a platter and will do whatever it takes to get it...... like putting together an abominable pack of rogue wolves. How would Harvey be able to handle becoming a Luna with the possibility of war looming?

Konten dewasa. Harap bijak dalam membaca. ***** Alexander Gavin Malik adalah seorang pria dengan reputasi yang harus dijaga. Dia tampan, kaya, muda, pintar dan... Cassanova. Sudah bukan rahasia kalau dia suka menghabiskan waktu dengan wanita bayaran. Bahkan seluruh kota tahu kalau dia tidak pernah mau tidur dengan satu wanita yang sama untuk kedua kali. Akan tetapi semua itu berubah ketika dia tanpa sengaja meniduri seorang gadis. Frustasi karena gadis itu bukan wanita bayaran seperti yang dipikirkannya, Xander menuduh gadis itu sebagai mata-mata yang sengaja dikirim oleh rival bisnisnya untuk menghancurkannya. Lantas, benarkah tuduhan itu? Berhasilkah Xander menemukan wanita itu? Pertanyaan terakhir yang terpenting, siapakah wanita itu sebenarnya? Temukan jawabannya dalam kisah mereka!

Pumayag si Hailey sa alok ni Selina na maging kabit ng asawa nitong si Justine. 10 milyon ang kapalit kapag nagtagumpay syang akitin at maging kabit nito. Gusto na kasing makipag hiwalay ni Selina kay Justine ngunit wala syang maisip na magandang dahilan para mahiwalay dito kaya naisip nya na kung magkakaroon ng kabit si Justine ay iyon ang gagamitin nya para mapa-walang bisa ang kasal nila. Pumayag si Hailey para sa pera. Unang araw pa lang nilang nagkakakilala ni Justine ay kaagad na nya itong naakit at may nangyari sa kanila. Noong una ay inisip ni Hailey na para sa pera lamang ang ginagawa nya ngunit noong tumagal na ay napamahal na sya kay Justine at nais na nyang totohanin ang lahat sa kanila. Ano kaya ang gagawin ni Hailey sakaling magbago ang isip ni Selina at itigil na ang kanilang napagkasunduan? Paano kung si Justine mismo ay ayaw na syang pakawalan? Paano nya aaminin dito na kaya lang nya ito inakit ay dahil sa utos ni Selina? The Legal Mistress

WARNING: MATURE CONTENT Isabella Monte is distraught when her family loses everything. Determined not to lose her parents, she swore on her father's hospital bed to get back all they had lost, however her father told her that it was futile as their suffering was caused by Angelo Flores, the wealthiest bachelor in Panama. Angelo would stop at nothing to completely get rid of the Monte's as he blames them for the death of his parents and sister. While at the hospital with her father, Isabella is visited by none other than Angelo and a deal is placed before her. "Marry me and I will let your family go." Against her father's will, Isabella agrees to Angelo's demands. Her hatred for him is stronger than ever as she vows to make him pay for her family's suffering. But, what happens when Isabella finds herself falling for the enemy?

Jewel Anderson is secretly in love with her best friend boyfriend. She endured the pain and dismay in her heart knowing how much Cherrie Miller; her best friend loves the man. On the night of their graduation Ball she discovered that Cherrie is cheating. She saw her kissing Frank Mason in his car, dumbfounded she watches as the car speed away from the school ground. She looked everywhere for Larry Williams, She thought in her heart that she might have a chance. Luckily after finding him, one of their common friends invited her to tag along for the after party, Larry's face is sullen, he’s so quiet and as cold as ice. In the bar she seat next to him and when their eyes met she give him a nod and smile sweetly. Although his Cherrie's boyfriend they are not really close. He seems to recognize her, they chatted and share a toast. Both of them get wasted, decided to leave the bar together and shared the long cold night. In the morning Cherrie showed up in Larry's condo, seeing both of them under the quilt. They were caught. Her best friend cried, looking at her with disgust and anger, accusing her of betrayal. She left after ending her relationship with Larry. Deep inside she knows, Cherrie betrayed the man first but she could not say it and as her best friend does she really need to humiliate her like that. Even the man she love who initiated the did, blame her for everything.

"Tell me it is not real, if it is real then I can't take it, I loved you fucked you catered for you and this is what I get in return?" "I payed you accordingly you are nothing less than a whore"

She wants nothing to do with him... He would be miserable without her. **** Meet Sophie Franklin, a fiercely independent fashion designer who lives in New York, and then there's Marcus Beadoux, a dashing prince with a secret. The two meet on an exotic island, sharing a passionate one-night stand, after which Sophie leaves without so much as a goodbye, unaware of each other's true identities. When they reunite in New York six months later, Marcus is engaged to another, and Sophie is tasked with designing his bride's dress. Sparks fly as they navigate the risky waters of forbidden love, keeping their past a secret from Marcus's fiancée, Sophie's family, and the ever-watchful eyes of the media. But what happens when they can no longer keep their relationship a secret anymore? When a heartbreaking revelation pushes Sophie into hiding, an unexpected discovery sets off a chain of events that will test their love to its limit. Will they triumph and overcome these challenges, or will it result in their downfall? Book 2 in the Franklin Sister Series.