Oscar The Grouch Quotes Novels & Stories

Nodding Scarlett started it, “Fuck them.” “We are better than them,” Olive said, followed by Clementine “We will never be like them.” And Gray, as if thoroughly enjoying the cuss, shouted “Fuck them!”

Don Oscar spat out furiously. As he sat on the couch, all his body had sloped on the chair, and the way he was, occupying the entire bed made Ethan think that he was a pig, and all his grease was finding some space on the couch to squeeze on. Well, they would have had enough space if Oscar wasn't sitting so close to the edge of the couch. It is kind of annoying to even see that happen, so he tried his best to about his eye contact.

I turn around to see Osiris standing behind me with an amused look. "Was that necessary?" He laughs as he sits down next to me. "I don't like to be touched," I grumble. Osiris knocks my gloves with the back of his hand, "That's right," he says skeptically. "You have a thing about germs." "Right," I mumble as I sip my drink. It is tart, and my mouth screws up in a bit of pout. "Not much of a drinker, are you?" Osiris laughs as I take another smaller sip.

"See? I told you. You had to open your mouth and ruin my day." Owen, unfazed by my sarcasm, held up his dog, G****e, who looked adorably confused. "But look," Owen said, his voice dripping with mock innocence as he made G****e sit up on his hind legs. "How can you say no to this face?"

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.