Parody Jingle Bells Novels & Stories

Immediately the phone began ringing, he put on louder. “Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!” “Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!” “Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!” “Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring! Ring!” “Ring! Ring! Ring!……..hello? Jane?”, a hoarse answered just when they were about to hang up the call in another failed attempt to talk to him.

We blend in so well with them, that for one day we can pretend that we don’t have a care in the world. “How about this one?” Jace asks as he stops at the hammer game. I stand and watch the person at the helm take their turn lifting the huge sledgehammer and swinging it, hitting the metal plate and making the lever move up, but not ring the bell at the top. The prize for ringing it three times in a row is a teddy bear that is half my size. “Only if you think you can hit it all three times. I wouldn’t want you making yourself look bad by not being able to hit it.” I tease him.

from The Wizard of OZ. And while the lyrics couldn’t be heard clearly, they played in my head as I hummed. ‘Ding-dong, the Witch is dead! Which old Witch? The shitty Witch! Ding-dong, the shitty Witch is dead! Wake up, you sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed! Wake up, the shitty Witch is dead! She’s gone where the goblins go below, below, below, yo ho! Let’s open up and sing and ring the bells out! Ding-dong! The merry-o sing it high, sing it low! Let them know the shitty Witch is dead!’

I placed the small box I’d brought on the edge of her bed, then reached into the oversized front pocket of my bunny costume and pulled out a tiny speaker. “Alright! Today’s a happy day, and we’re doing the Bunny Man’s signature dance to our happy song!” She tilted her head, curiosity flickering in her eyes. I took a deep breath and hit play. The familiar, overly cheerful kid’s tune filled the room, and I began to move, left, right, left, right, just like the twins had shown me. “Left, right, left—no, wait, that’s my right—” I muttered under my breath, trying to keep up with the rhythm. The bunny head wobbled dangerously, and every movement made me sweat even more.

MOMENTS BEFORE THE ROAR OF THE THUNDER… The gods must have heard Jane’s cry for mercy that day, for right before Logan could pop the button of her jacket, his very own phone began to ring to what else? Bobby McFerrin's ‘Don’t worry, be Happy’ tune of course.

“Now, play some good old fuckin’ type music.” People laughed as the bouncer stuck a couple of quarters in the machine and started pressing numbers. The song Candy by Cameo bellowed out of the jukebox. Half the customers jumped out of their seats and started dancing and stripping off their clothes. “It’s not midnight yet,” Jackie stated. “Hell, are you going to tell them that?” Jodi asked with a smile. “Besides, what’s fifteen minutes when it comes to fuckin’?” Jackie couldn’t help but smile.

“Dring …. Dring…. Dring” Ben’s phone rang. Ben looked at the clock and showing a gesture to be silent he picked up the phone. Ed mimed him to put the phone on speaker. Ben put the phone on speaker and muted the line. Tael’s laughter came from the other end. “Hur … hur… hur… everyone seems to be in good spirits. Of course it’s my department that’s under scrutiny, so why wouldn’t you all be?? Hur…hur…hur…” Tael walked in mocking his colleagues and sat in his usual spot.

he said a bit cheeky and I rolled my eyes but smiled. The whole building had been decorated with ribbons and.balloons in my favorite colors, pink and silver, creating a festive atmosphere that was impossible to ignore. A large, elegant banner with "Happy Birthday Bella! emblazoned on it hung from the ceiling, swaying gently in the breeze. The sound system played a curated playlist of my favorite songs, adding to the celebratory mood. The tables were laden with an assortment of delicious treats, including a stunning, multi-tiered cake adorned with intricate designs and sparkling candles.

Thomas yelled as she ran by them. I rushed inside to see Casey jogging up the stairs with Mindy as the bell continued to ring. Our bell system was awesome. We connected every watchtower to the house and barn. Each rhythmic jingle was a hassle to learn, but we came up with different rhythms for different situations. Celia's jingle was telling us we had human visitors. "What do you want me to do?" I yelled at Casey.

He ring the bell many times but no one is coming out till Mia’s neighborhood came out, “hey, dude. Quit on ringing the bell. No one is there.” ---