Parody Jingle Bells Novels & Stories

"Three, two, one…" Fireworks lit up the sky as the Ferris wheel cabin I was in reached its highest point, aligning perfectly with midnight. Suddenly, someone's phone rang. The joyous, jubilant sound echoed in the small space. "Happy New Year, Happy New Year, wishing everyone a Happy New Year…" Hannah muttered under her breath, "I learned this song back in kindergarten. It's so childish." I frowned as my intuition told me that this phone call had something to do with me. Felix pulled out his phone and thrust it in front of me without looking. "Take it. It's for you."

‘Yep. The sleigh makes an annoying jingle tune as I round the corner. I’ve stuck a massive boombox at the back of the sleigh, and it plays the corniest tune I’ve ever heard. Just hearing it makes me want to vomit. But Elliot said we had to put that one on. The reindeer canter me into the main town square, and all the ruckus catches people's attention as I launch myself out of the sleigh when it comes to a skidding stop. I fish out the microphone from my Santa bag, and brace myself.

Chuckles broke out around the room, but I wasn’t done. "Maybe two giant minions! Ooh, clown shoes with little bells. And when you’re hosting some super-serious Alpha meeting, I’ll moonwalk past the door in some red Mickey Mouse pajama pants and some bright unicorn rainbow-shi.tting t-shirt on.Singing Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way..." Lucas laughed out loud. The others joined in. Ayden stared at me in disbelief, probably wondering if I was actually serious. "And then, when someone steps out to say, 'Do you mind?' I’ll go—" I switched to a squeaky voice, "Oh, sorry! Super-hearing? Never heard of it!"

Blaise strung lights across the balcony railing while Sam fixed the star for the top of the tree, pretending to grumble the whole time. Pizza boxes stacked on the counter beside mugs of hot cocoa and eggnog, half gone and getting cold. Beth had insisted on Christmas music playing nonstop, so Jingle Bell Rock was not a Jingle rap, mixed with Grandma got run over by a reindeer. Oh, the fun of it all. “Alright, last piece,” Blaise said, holding up the final ornament, a small silver bell engraved with the word Hope. “Who gets to hang it?” I looked at Storm. “I think he should.”

Liam growled. Anna’s lips twitched; it was so hard to look after him. Suddenly, she had another song in mind. “I know what to sing now!” The song that Liam Ackman set on her wristband must be his favorite song. “Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way! Oh what fun it is to ride in a one-horse open sleigh! Hey! Jingle bells, jingle bells…” This time, Liam did not stop her. Listening to her merry voice, he felt warm and comfortable.

I panicked as she had a severe heart condition. "Ambulance! Call an ambulance quickly!" I screamed frantically, my body shaking uncontrollably. I remembered Timothy once gave me an encrypted satellite phone number. He said that no matter what happened, as long as I dialed that number, his people could find him. Yet when I called, there was only a cold, busy signal. I called three times, and each "beep" felt like a sledgehammer pounding on my heart. 'Timothy, please be okay!' I silently prayed.

I can't stop now and let this water to kill us. Wiping my tears, I waved more at them but to my utter disappointment, I received no positive response from them, na naririnig nila kami. Probably dahil medyo paos na yong tinig ko because of the cold and with the song blasting in the background. 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Soon the bells will start And the thing that will make them ring...' The song continued, taunting me. Groaning, I desperately tried to find another way again.

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he chuckled. "It souds like those animal's nail, Claws." he said making his hand into a paw or a claw, whatever he meant. "Yeah yeah Klaus, it can also be like Santa Klaus." I laughed he too joined me. "This santa Klaus i gonna give you an awesome husband as a pre christmas gift." "We'll see." "Hmm..I'll call you Bell ...jingle Bell jingle Bell." "Haha very funny." "So ain't I your friend?" "Maybe you are."

by José Feliciano came blaring from the speakers, causing Hollis' head to whip up at the familiarity of it. "This is the best Christmas song! You ready to go, West Coast?" Hollis stood up from the bench, laughing halfheartedly as Whitney rose to her feet unsteadily, wobbling as she tried trekking forward. "I look like BAMBI. How the hell am I supposed to do that!?" Whitney gestured toward the outdoor rink at all the effortless skaters. Hollis followed her gaze, then latched on to the petrified girl's hand tightly. "Come on Bambi, I'll be your Thumper."