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Beauty and the Alpha
“I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me! A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship. But it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the age of Men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight! “
“Is he seriously quoting The Lord Of The Rings: The Return of the King right now?” Alex asks the table, but his mate shushes him.
“I picked up on the three different Game of Thrones quotes, myself,” Lumi tells his son.
“I caught one or two of those as well,” Chad says with a chuckle.
“So he is quoting movies, books, and tv shows to us to what? Get us in some kind of fight
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Mated to The Dark Lord
It was Savaric's term for indicating them, he said their native name once, but the language was far too ancient for me to remember.
"Oh, we're going to have so much fun with you." One of the crawlers hissed his words in my ear, as he slit his very sharp fingernails and draw blood to my thick shard skin upper arm. I was shackled to the low dungeon ceiling, my body was forced to bend and my head bows lower, my arms were hanging on each side of my body.
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Mommy Is Dating A Billionaire
Not that I would ever compare myself to Taylor Swift.
“It’s nice, I guess?” Cas replied, making me giggle. I love that he was trying to like the same things I did. He would watch movies with me every night. Well, most nights, he’d try to get me to stop watching by touching me inappropriately. Then I had to pause to have sex, and we’d watch the rest after or the next day.
It will take us almost a week to watch The Lord of the Rings if this pattern continues. Harry Potter will be even longer. God, then all the Star Wars movies...
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Taboo Heat: Tales Too Hot To Handle
"You look different, old friend. Have you lost some weight?"
"Fuck you," Bobby chuckled. He studied his friend back. He hated how he towered over him. "You look taller, dude."
"I've always been taller, Gimli," Lucas quipped.
They laughed.
More than two years had passed, yet they picked up right where they had left off, The Lord of the Rings banter and all.
"That's a dope piercing," Bobby opined, alluding to Lucas's pierced brow. "A dope cane too."
Lucas chuckled. "Thanks. Don't get too attached to the cane though. I probably won't even need it by next week."
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Backup Plan
“We should get started on it tonight. I’m thinking the shower will be a good place to say we ‘accidentally’ recorded ourselves.”
“My phone case is waterproof.”
“Perfect. I’ll make sure to turn on the mood-music too.”
“And what will that be?”
“For you,” he starts, cocking an eyebrow, “the Lord of the Rings soundtrack.”
“Hey!” I laugh, playfully swatting him. “But yeah, I could actually see that getting me in the mood.”
“See? I was right.”
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Ice Princess: The Winter Solstice Tribrid
She calls to me as I walk away.
Mordor hot? What the hell does that mean?
It’s a human movie. Lord of the Rings and all that.
Wait, how the hell do you know that?
When you had a movie night with Cormac and Killian a few years ago you guys were watching it. I stayed up and listened to it after you fell asleep.
Wow, my wolf is such a nerd!
I am not! I am a badass Alpha wolf!
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Fairy-Struck
he conceded, "but you play a part; I'm sure of it. I can feel it; like an itch just below my skin."
"Oh, I hate those itches," I groaned. "You scratch and scratch and nothing helps." I glanced over and saw him giving me an exasperated look. "I know you're not being literal. I was just trying for some levity."
"Next time you should try harder." He grimaced. "Or not at all."
"Wonderful." I rolled my eyes. "Thanks for the tip, Legolas."
"Do not make Lord of the Rings jokes with me," he said seriously. "We Fey, hate that."
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Boys of RDA
Trey asks.
"Huh?" his comment flies way over my head.
"It's a character from The Lord of the Rings. He carries an axe," Finn deadpans like its knowledge everyone should know.
"The one with all those walking trees, right?" I ask.
Trey's face turns to shock at my question, but I can't tell if it's because I know the movies or maybe I called them the wrong objects. Are they not trees? They're tall and have leaves. Everything screams tree. Well, except the fact they walk and talk, but everything else is pure tree.
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Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
But I need to do something about that before he decides to run a background check on my soul.
"Have you guys ever watched The Lord of the Rings?" I ask, turning to him like we're about to have a completely normal bonding moment. He doesn't respond in any way, just stares at me like I've said something suspicious, "Because I think Annie looks like Frodo."
"What?" he asks, actual confusion breaking through his intensity, which is honestly a win.
Celeste immediately starts laughing, grabbing her phone to look up the character.
"Is it the skinny, sick-looking one?" Chloe asks, finally cracking a smile as she turns to me.
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Emperor Shadow
The lord was really vexed if she let out the most dreadful laughter freely.
(All: Erk!)
Although Shadow wasn’t with them, they could picture her angry laughter. The voice ironically echoed to the sky, instilling fear within them. It didn’t matter if they were from the same side, the horrendous laughter emitted by their lord was something they couldn’t scoff off easily.
Run, run, run away,
Go away from me,
Foolery, foolery, foolery,
Lead you to the cliff.
Lets, lets, lets,
Let’s play to my heart's content,
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よくある質問
Bored of the Rings is this hilarious send-up of Tolkien's epic that had me snorting with laughter. The Harvard Lampoon crew nailed the absurdity by exaggerating everything—like turning the noble Aragorn into 'Dildo Bugger' (yes, really) and the One Ring into a useless trinket. They mock the quest's grandeur by making the villains comically inept, like the 'Nazgûl' being more concerned with dry cleaning than doom. The book also pokes fun at Tolkien's dense lore with ridiculous names ('Goodgulf' for Gandalf) and over-the-top descriptions that parody his poetic style. It’s not just about cheap laughs, though; the satire digs into how seriously fantasy takes itself, which feels refreshing after years of grimdark imitators.
What I love is how it doesn’t just copy-paste jokes but twists the original’s motifs. The Council of Elrond becomes a chaotic dinner party, and Mordor’s threat is reduced to a zoning dispute. It’s a reminder that even classics can be skewered affectionately—like a friend roasting your favorite movie but still quoting it with you afterward.
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