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BOYFRIEND FOR HIRE Aqualyn Jillian Ferrer is the epitome of perfection. She has the beauty, fame, wealth, and brain. She is idolized by everyone except for oneー herself. Everyone thinks she's perfect but for her, something is missingー love. Steven Aries Scott is the real definition of a zombieー lifeless. His eyes speaks coldness, danger, and sadness. A nerd. He's quiet and dislikes noisy and nosy people. He's like that for a reason, and that is the incident years ago. His life turned upside down when he met the most annoying and bully girl,ー Jillian. One word, One rule, Chain of memories And padlock of emotions, Path will lead to the key of truth and, melt the freezing hearts with bricked walls that will fall apart..

They said everything happens for a reason but what is the reason behind all the sufferings of a simple girl named Chelzea who lives a normal life with her family but when her mom passed away, everything started to change. His father started using drugs until he kills a young girl named Fe and that's the reason why Chelzea was been cursed. At first Chelzea never believes that a curse can turn into reality but when she first experience it, everything started to change.She lost her confidence and stops herself from falling inlove with Willdawn Myre. When she get's angry or if something bad will going to happen, she turns into a monster.Tumutubo ang mga sungay niya, pumupula ang mga mata, humahaba ang mga kuko at may pakpak na kayang lumipad at higit sa lahat nakakadiri ang anyo niya at tumatagal yon ng limang oras. And as she find solution for her problems,she started knowing the truth about her real identity.Paano na kung ang taong nagsumpa sa kanya ay ang mismo pala niyang ina na nagluwal sa kanya na ina din ni Willdawn Myre na kanyang iniibig? How can she overcome all the pain and live a happy life?

Rhian was about to surprise her boyfriend on their fifth anniversary as a couple. However, she didn't know that she will be the surprised one, when she came at his office. He found her boyfriend kneeling down in front of his sister and asked her to marry him. What's worst, she is now pregnant with his child. She ran away when she found it out and went back to her grandparent's home. She then met a man in a bar and spent the night with him. She became pregnant and found out that the man she slept with is the same man that she is competing her grandfather's company with.

''Falling in love is my endgame.'' She was deceived. She was ruined. She was heartbroken. But she endured all the pain and declared no man can make her cry once more. She is Thalia Karina, a woman who's fearless more than any man. With a precise face, desirable body, and daring trait, she can make men fall in love with her at first sight. Now her main aim in life is to make the playboys suffer from her wrecked heart. By giving them the discipline they truly deserve. He is relentless. He is the tyrant. He is the greatest playboy. But he has his greatest despair that nobody knows. He is Andrei Zhong, the valorous C.E.O of the Zhong's. The counter strike conqueror of all. He can get what he wants using the capability possesses. He is the king of the enterprise world that everyone is afraid of. Having countless women entangled around him, everybody arranged he has the thirst to be loved... but they are all wrong and he will prove to everyone that. Perhaps... love has never been the strongest one in the world.

Trisha Lee M. Fuentes is a woman full of positivity despite the tragic death of her parents that left her and her brother to fend for themselves at a young age. When her cousin who nurses a grudge against her and created a scandal, Trisha finds herself comforted by the man she had used to get back on her cheating boyfriend by kissing him at the airport but later on found out that he was her long lost friend back in her childhood days. Despite her pains, she's still determined to not give up on one thing... FALLING IN LOVE Marsden F. Hernandez was betrayed by the woman he had chosen to share his life with when she fell in love with his bestfriend. Now he's back and determined to avoid committing the same mistake again. Mistake was forgiven but not easily forgotten,he chose to close his heart on one thing... LOVE Completely different in views but experienced the same, they became best of friends. But with a kiss that ignited Trisha’s hope for true love but squashed by Marsden’s continuous denial, she constructed a deal, no label, enjoy the moment and let go when it’s time to end. Would they survive unscathed? With a woman who’s just starting to discover her passions, Marsden’s resolve is in peril. Could he continue to deny his desires when she flirts at every turn? Will the book of flirtation Trisha purchased help her out? So who will win and who will surrender? Played by fate as Marsden’s ex-fiancé came in the picture, finding them in an embrace shuttered and pained Trisha but would she now fights for the man she loves knowing he is not officially hers and painfully so he still cares for his ex?

Veronica is well sheltered lady and kind hearted, they say she's living in peoples dream an almost perfect life. But all of that became round when something happen that turn her almost perfect life questionable. A Vampire attack, she didn't believe vampire at first not until she became one of the victims. Luckily she survived by the help of a man. But she didn't expect by that small help is the beginning of her quest. The man wanted an exchange from what he did, he made a deal with Veronica in exchange of saving her life she must do his favor. But she didn't expect by that small deal is connected to her life. The secrets of people around her will be revealed, stories that will be known and the silent voices shall be heard. Will she succeed? What does the man wants? What are the secrets of the people around her? The tragedy that turn her life 360°

A lot of people feeling jealous of him for having such a rare beauty. Kris never wanted to owned this kind of beauty, especially that his a man having such a face like a goddess is very troublesome, not to mention he also have a twin sister who always love to copy his identity. He always received unexpected revenge from other people without even knowing why and that's very unrighteous on his part. Every day and night only one scenario that he eagerly wanted to have and that is having a peaceful life without worries but unfortunately, heaven is really fond of making his life miserable. It worse when he heard the kings declared him as a new lackey of the group and worsen more when his father had unexpected accident that lead him to disguise as a woman. Everyday, Kris is having a hard time to survive. What would happen if the king himself show his unusual desired for him? Will he accept it or decline it.

Eurus is a teenage boy who has a perfect life, but everything fall from its places when he discovered something in his life. A new story to be told, a bloodline who are connected to his. What will happened next after he discovered the mysterious within himself. An on going book that is written by Amortia, a bloodline series about family, friends and special someone.

Poor and lonely Azriel believed that the only way to satisfy the heart is to follow whatever it requires. No one knows, even himself that he undeniably craved for a man's touch, until he met this merciless stud who hardly showed emotions and only cares for his own gratification. "You will leave this room barely breathing."

"Good afternoon sir. Deposit po ulit?" saka ako ngumiti ng pilit. ''Yes please. Sabi ko naman sa'yo araw-araw akong babalik e. Ibigay mo na kasi number mo." "Hay naku sir, ako ang magbibigay sa'yo .." "Claire ano ba, wag ka nga.." putol ko sa sasabihin pa nya. "O sige. Let's date then." A happy-go-lucky Australian-Filipino man change his ways for a naive and strong-willed woman, how they fell in love despite their differences and how beautiful their relationship has become after so many struggles they've met along the way. The sweetness and bitterness of their love journey and how they conquer to stand with each other from kilig moments to a whirlwind romance... Get hooked with Andy and Ash and be inspired with their love escapades.