Percy Jackson Jokes Novels & Stories

Nikolai said. "That's not fair!" Pascal pouted. Then, trying to be helpful: "I know a joke! Why did the dinosaur cross the road?" "Why?" Tiana managed to gasp out between laughs. "Because chickens weren't invented yet!" Pascal dissolved into giggles at his own joke. The innocent sound of her son's laughter only made Tiana laugh harder, this strange, broken sound that didn't feel like it belonged to her at all. "Mommy thinks my joke is really funny!" Pascal said proudly. "Tell another one! Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?"

To be honest, it felt like I had known them for a long while when we only just met yesterday. “What’s going on?” I ordered fries and cold drinks. “Boring classes.” Percy rolled her eyes. “So, how was yesterday?” She asked. I sighed. “Percy, not again.” “Come on, spill it. I had a thing with my cousin too so —“ I spilled the drink going into my mouth from the cup. “The fuck? Percy!” I glanced around. Thankfully, no one heard that. “You are crazy.” “Should I tell you about it?” She sounded so eager.

But Peter Jackson didn't laugh because he is an expert in penetrating men but decided to fight against the gay movement just to prove a point to Jefsexy that he brought him on board and he can eliminate his name out the town at any point in time. “Oh yes my goodness I remembered something very important. Please sit down just for a minute. Something very important just flashed my heart right now” Peter Jackson said as he tried to cut short the light joke as he beckoned on the gathering who were already dismissed to get settled down again. “Jefsexy is a lover of sex. He doesn't care to be penetrated over and over again. In short any Damned shit that penetrates him must get tired”. "He is pract

This is the most goals joke as long as I've heard. "You're kidding, right? I swear! That's funny. Wow! If you join to stand up comedy, I make sure you can be the winner." "Na," said Mommy quietly. Chiko still showing his smile. "I'm serious and this is not a joke. You can tell the difference too, right?" Shit!

Percy, on the other hand, is not a social creature. Add the fact that he despises my guts- “God, I can hear you thinking. For god sake, what do you want, Lucian? I’m drunk, and I can still hear you bitching about something in your head.” I eye him with a frown, and then something rings into my head. And I have to snicker silently. Of course, Percy hears that. He’s not about to miss anything. Who knew that even while drunk, he’s still a total loser?

she thought. After getting served, Zoey gave a bright smile and said "thanks". "Welcome" she replied. She took her meat of meatloaf, two burgers and a glob of God-knows-what to their table. "Hi guys" she said. "Any news about the prankster?" Josh leaned forward excitedly, his glasses slipping off his face. "I think its the principal" "Huh?" The guys responded. "Think about it. The principal didn't even seem happy to see his students. Maybe he got so tired of us, he pranked us so we could go home and he'd have his alone time". He leaned back, satisfied he'd made his point.

“He is probably up on his old tricks again, playing cupid. I bet half the female angels are pregnant right now.” While the adults laughed, the kids formed various frowns. They reacted with confusion written all over their faces. “Ha?” The boys mainly said. “What’s a cupid?” Theodore asked. Freya raised a brow, asking, “Do angels get pregnant?” Adrian’s joke granted him a punch on the arm from his wife. Riley scolded, “That’s not a nice joke for the kids, Honey.” “I know some great jokes!” Kian declared. He grinned and gave his lines. “Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?”

I didn't have a good sleep from thinking about what had happened. Perth blasted. His roaring laughter filled every corner of the unit. He was slapping his thighs and weeping from so much overjoy. I glared at him with arms crossed. "Where did you get that joke?" He stammered, helping himself to finish the statement while laughing. "I wasn't joking, Perth Santos," Perth wiped his watery eyes with the heels of his hands, catching his breath. "What do you mean?" I breathed a lung. I shared with him what had happened yesterday. Starting from the flavored beer that we took down to the elevator and directly to my bedroom.

"I can see why he's obsessed you're fucking beautiful." "And hot." Tasha's muffled voice adds in as she munches her last piece of chips. "And smart, funny, stupid and she makes horrible puns too." Jackson says casually, a stupid smile on his face. "Fuck off." I say dryly, a smile tugging at the side of my lips. "He's right, Iris." Tasha nods agreeably. "And let's not forget the horrible Dad jokes too." "Really, Tash?" I sigh, which makes her burst out in laughter.

Even though he is already tired he still had the energy to make fun of things. “You’re welcome,” I replied back with equal sarcasm making him fall on his own joke. “I’ve done my research, followed every leads possible and handled the business myself.” Pericles yawned once again making him pause from his words. “I wasn’t able to find anything. I don’t know what to make of this. It’s either a ghost wanted you dead or they are just complete lunatics who are unlucky to turn you into their target.” I smirked at his words. I guess Pericles is not having enough sleep lately, that’s why he is thinking this way.