Percy Jackson Jokes Novels & Stories

I assured him. "The fierce five?" He questioned. "You know, us five. The fierce five. I thought it would be cute. Do you not like it?" I frowned a little. "No, it's fine. Fierce five. We are pretty ferocious." He nodded. "Kay, then it's settled. Fierce five t-shirts it is." I pronounced, causing Percy to chuckle and me to crack a playful smile. "What am I missing?" Kellan questioned us. "Nothing, just a little inside joke." I defended, but he seemed soured by my response. "Are you alright?"

His booming voice filled the air with glee, As he entertained us, setting spirits free. "Let's say old time jokes, shall we?" Chants of 'yes' sounded around the room. "Did you hear about the vampire who opened a bakery? He got into a lot of trouble because his cakes were always too bloody." The room erupted with laughter, a joyful sound, As we all shared in the mirth that went around. Stephanie chimed in with a witty remark, Adding to the humor, making the atmosphere spark. "Alpha Darwin, have you heard the one about the talking dog?

He asked Jake. “Goddess, I don’t even remember what a break is,” Jake said. “My boss has been a pain in the ass,” he joked. Viktor shot him a side look and I couldn’t help the shit-eating grin that spread across my face. “I’ll show you something in your ass,” Viktor mumbled and I choked on my saliva. My mate just told a joke. I’m used to jokes coming from Jake, I’m not used to jokes from him.

Jason said, "our tour guide is called Alessandro." He burst out laughing, but stopped once he saw my unimpressed expression. "Well, it's one of the most common names in Italy." I rolled my eyes. "Learn how to take a joke, Maya." He chuckles. "I do know how to!" "Okay,' he says, "any joke that has math in it isn't considered a joke." I roll my eyes playfully, hearing him laugh. Eventually, I joined him, and minutes later, we both snorted in laughter. I mean, laughing over lame jokes is what friends are for.

asked Isaac. "You ever hear the one where the werewolf and the vampire walk into a bar?" Deep belly laughter bubbled out of her. Luke and Wynona grinned, clearly fans of dumb jokes. "Haha," said Phoebe trying not to smile. "I told you I'm not a vampire!" "I know, but come on," said Ruthie. "That would be hilarious! I suppose I could say 'werewolf and mermaid' but it just doesn't sound right." "Man, you guys are seriously weird," snorted Luke.

She may have a bit of stubborn and brat bones in her body. "You could have made it last time too if Lilith didn't made a total worthless joke about breathing in hell which had Grace laughing like a fool ." Emily scoffs remembering their stupidity that night. "It was funny though" Grace defends herself,It's not her fault that she finds stupid nerd jokes funny.

I whimpered He turned around and burst into laughter. "Are you crying?" He chuckled "What?" I sounded confused "I was just joking, Jason is fine, you have nothing to worry about." He said with a bit of laughter in her voice "What the fuck!" "Oh my God, you were literally whimpering, you were like 'Tell me Jason is fine, tell me" He burst into laughter "You were basically whimpering." He chuckled I furrowed my eyebrow at him, I hate silly jokes and he just cracked one

Then Anthony adds, "Definitely pussy whipped." "I am still standing here, you bunch of pricks." "Ah, baby, come here." I pull Jackson closer. "I am only pulling your leg." "Drake, don't even think about it." "Think about what?" "A stupid ass joke about which leg." "It is so sweet how you guys bicker." I only but laugh at the three of them. "Baby girl." "Yes, Jackson." "If you don't stop teasing, I am gonna bend you right here and fuck your brains out."

I can see how they really like Lindy and I can see how they are trying so hard to befriend her and be nice to her. "Oh come on guys,” I whined. “It's not that bad. My knock-knock jokes always make Silas laugh." "Yeah. They are hilarious." Silas smiles. "That's more like it!” I feel pumped. “You had to cheer him up?” Lucius asks Silas sarcastically. “Shut up Lucius you laugh at my jokes too.” I said before turning to her, “So Lindy, wanna hear one of Milo Beckett's knock-knock jokes?"

We got in our seats and the lights went off just as the movie starts. We were so into the movie that we didn't hear the guys get back well let's just say we were busy watching our third horror movie and all of us screamed when the guys suddenly talked behind us. "It's not funny Perseus!" Phoebe shouts at her brother who came with Apollo and the others. "You should have seen your faces it's hilarious!" Perseus continues laughing with the others. Phoebe hit her brother with the bowl of popcorn and soon the two of them start wrestling each other.