Percy Jackson Jokes Novels & Stories

I took the Whiskey down, head spinning now, room tilting a bit, as the laughter was echoing loud. Ryker on Kael, "Dare, ask Lange a mate question." Kael shook his head, "Nah, truth instead for me," but Ryker pushed, "Wuss, drink then." Kael sipped, muttering, "You guys are obsessed." Now it was my turn to question Jaxon, "Truth, why so many gay jokes?" He laughed, " 'Cause it's funny, and maybe I'm bi-curious, who knows?" Winking at me, but this stupid soso was tugging playfully she was so happy one of her mates just winked at her, and there was me snapping sarcastic, "Yeah, keep it in your pants, perv." Laughter exploded, but the buzz grew, my words slurring a tad, my wolf was already hazy

"You're too serious." "You..." Achilles tried to grab me, but I hid behind Perseus, who was laughing. "He's bigger," I said and showed my tongue and I saw Achilles turn red, only then did I realize what I'd said and start laughing. Everyone started laughing, and Achilles turned even redder, but in the end, he joined in the joke too. Small tears began to form in the corners of my eyes from laughing so hard. I took several deep breaths to control myself. Note: Don't forget to like, comment and share the book! This really helps it grow on the platform

I managed to finish and all was quiet for about five seconds before Percy started to laugh. He tried to control himself a few times but failed, and then he ultimately gave up and allowed himself laugh. “Has anyone ever told you that you look so adorable when you’re serious.” Percy said after he was done laughing and I fought the urge to roll my eyes. Crossing my arm over my chest, I fixed him with a glare. “I overheard your conversation with Declan.” “I can't say I'm surprised, you were literally standing over there.” He pointed at the door.

My smile widened as I mindlessly took off my jacket setting it down on the leather seat. I clung to Dalton chatting with him as Enzo thought it was the time for the like of the day as he called it. It was one of those stupid habits that we had going on as kids and it kinda stuck with us and Enzo was the one with the shittiest and corniest jokes. I braced myself to hear one of his dad jokes, Dalton was holding in his laugh at the eager look on his brother's face already. "What do you call a joke without a punchline?"

We were becoming hopeless. “So we’re going to be stuck here forever.” Cedric groaned. “This is why no one can complete the journey, the Griffons have no sense of humor.” “Or maybe your murder jokes just aren’t as funny as you think they are?” Posy asked. “They were a riot! Your fairy jokes were the awful ones.” “I’m not a fucking fairy I’m a pixie you usless, moraless beast!” “Okay enough!” I groaned. “I’m gonna go on a walk and...I don’t know try to figure something funny out.”

“Because they’re assholes with no lives. Don’t read it anymore." But I couldn’t stop, I refreshed my feed wanting to see more, both sides were debating about us. One side posted: “They’ve been through hell. Let them be happy, leave them alone.” Replies: “Hell they caused it for themselves, she's a old hag preying on younger rich guys.” Age shaming jokes were everywhere, me being older and Xander the “poor naive kid.” Cassandra’s name was trending too: “Justice for Cassandra! She warned us about Olivia.”

His hair was arranged in the style of Korean men, and he had a cute smile on his face. "Andromeda," he said. "It's been ages since we last saw each other. When was the last time? Five years ago? Or during college?" "Percy, it's been ages since I last saw you in decent clothes. I believe the last time I saw you was during college when you were screwing a girl on the lawn?" she said frankly, and Percy laughed out loud. "You still remember that? Do I have a nice bottom?" "I think you need to do more squats." Percy laughed out loud again.

I replied as I pouted like Persia. Even though it’s not her fault, I just want to find a person to vent it out— and Persia is the only one who I’m familiar enough to do so. “Ku— Kukuku…” Kronos was nudging his glasses as he tried to hold back his laughter. “I can’t believe the prankster Persia would’ve a day like this. Hahahahaha…!” August laughed. “…Indeed,” Kronos added. “Sherry…! Comfort me…!”

They’re going to have a heyday with this. Of course, Lancer leads the charge. He can never resist the opportunity for a good joke, ribbing, or practical jesting. Are they all the same thing? Perhaps more like skewering someone on the sharpened end of the pike of his wit. That might be closer to the truth. “Wooooeeee. Going au naturel, I see.” “What’s wrong with a little hair on the biscuit?” Atlas might appear to be on my side, but he’s got his hand pressed to his mouth to stifle a laugh.

He exaggeratingly gasped and covered his mouth. "Aren't you pleased to see me, my friend?" said Ezekiel as he put his hand down from his mouth. Percy rolled his eyes and went back to his seat. He unconsciously stood up when he saw Ezekiel in front of him. He almost lost his cool and senses. "What the fuck are you doing here?" Percy bluntly uttered. Ezekiel mocked him and chuckled before sitting on the chair in front of Percy's desk. Percy glared at him. "Did I tell you to sit down?"