Percy Jackson Jokes Novels & Stories

Jake and Derek start swapping patrol stories again, and the table fills with laughter. “Do you remember the time Peter tripped and fell in that mud pit?” Jake asks through a laugh. “He didn’t just trip.” Derek corrects, smirking. “He screamed like a pup because he thought something grabbed his ankle.” “Oh my God.” Anna says, laughing. Aiden giggles, powdered sugar coating his cheeks. “Uncle Peter is funny.” “He is, buddy.” Derek says, reaching over to ruffle his hair. “Don’t ever tell him we said that, though.”

They knew how Lucian got when he was jealous; cross that line, and they'd be dead before they knew it. "Sera-I've got a joke." She raised an eyebrow at the sound of Kidd's voice, a small smile already touching her lips. "What is it?" Kidd cleared his throat and tapped his brother's shoulder. "Listen up-this one's gold." Kieran just clicked his tongue against his teeth. Kidd straightened up, clearing his throat again. "What do you call a pregnant frog?" "What?" "Frog-nant!" He burst out laughing, loud and unhinged enough to fill the whole car.

I raised an eyebrow, "Butter who?" "It's butter if you don't know," he said cracking up laughing half way and I stepped aside to let him in, he bent down kissing my cheek which felt strange "I have a pizza joke too but it's not that funny. Ooh what smells nice? I have pizza, monopoly, and shit six dollar wine I picked up from ALDI, if we get poisoned, call triple zero, so have that on speed dial"

“So, what do you call an odd pizza?” “Odd pizza? Pizza with pineapple!” “Wrong! I love Pizza with pineapple.” “Really? Everyone hates that.” “Nope. The social media made everyone hates it. It’s good~” “Okay. Okay. So, what’s the answer?” Ryan leaned closer and whispered, “A weir-dough.” Slyvester blinked. Soon, he shook his head. “It’s not funny.” “It was! When my friend told me that joke, I laughed so hard.” “Who? Emily?”

“You scared me! Geez!” What was her name again? Piper? Pepper? “Hey! Yo momma is so ugly that if Shrek had a live action film, she wouldn’t even pass as the donkey,” I laughed out loud at my own joke while staring mockingly at the cat, as if it was Juno I was talking to and insulting directly.

Then someone in the crowd sneered, their voice dripping with sarcasm. "Oh, that must be Sophia's sugar daddy. Showed up to defend her. She's not picky, is she. She'll take a guy in his fifties." The crowd erupted. Some covered their mouths, laughing. Others joined in openly. "Yeah, I heard she doesn't care about age. Maybe this old man's a regular too." The dean's expression tightened. He turned sharply toward the crowd. "All of you–shut your mouths!" He glanced at my injuries, his voice urgent.

Sure enough, it didn't take long before the Internet exploded. Uncle Leonard scrolled through the comments, his face growing darker by the minute. "The comments are flooding in, and almost all of them are criticizing you." He read out the most-liked comments, "This is what today's youth are like—they don't know how to cherish opportunities! "He's wasting educational resources! He should be stripped of the top-scorer title! "I bet he's trying to be an Internet celebrity. How disgusting! "A person like him doesn't deserve the title of top scorer. Apologize to all the other examinees!

Mel says, fanning herself with a pink frying pan. “Anyway, Jackson caught me,” River adds, not done yet. “He brooded for just a moment. Then he laughed.” She suddenly lowers her voice and locks eyes with Luke with the seething intensity usually reserved for mortal enemies in ancient epics. “Jackson says men wear these balloons on their private parts so they don’t get cooties — or babies. His words.” She takes a deep, needed breath and gets to a point she wants to make. “So if Jackson calls it balloons, it is balloons.”

"We are feeding my little baby. Now open up so I can give you some meat." "By the gods, Persephone," Loukas made her look at him. "The last thing you want, is beef. It destroys this beautiful skin tone you have. Why do you not try some salad instead?" "Or wine," Athena chipped in. Everyone looked at her. "I jest," She said with a shrug. Artemis sighed. "Your jokes, Sister. They never eventually make anyone laugh." Hestia did a hand sign, making everyone laugh before Loukas said, "See? That is how to make a joke."

Bright and early the next day, I showed up at the office as usual. I ignored the whispers and stares, and made a beeline for my desk to start clearing it out. That was when Lily waltzed over, oozing fake sympathy. "Janice, can't you take a joke? "Come on, it was just a little toilet cleaning. Why'd you have to go and tell Mr. Hoffman you're quitting? No need to blow things out of proportion. "Look, I'll even dip into my own wallet and toss you a little extra cash to make up for it.