Percy Jackson Jokes Novels & Stories

I act like all is well. I just sit and laugh while the three of them make me the butt of their jokes. They make fun of me being a pussy. They jump around me, clucking and flapping their arms to emphasize how I'm such a chicken. I don't mind, as long as it keeps Thor sane and entertained. "You all are a bunch of dick heads," I say after a while then stand up when I remember I promised Uncle Knox I would call him. The problem now is how to get away from Thor without questions asked

Noah I couldn’t stop replaying it. Not the game. Not practice. Not even Jessa’s smile when she leaned into me like she belonged there. It was the stupid joke. The one line I tossed out without thinking, because that’s what Jackson and I do. We’ve been ripping on each other since we were ten years old. It’s muscle memory at this point — sarcasm and shoves and laughing through everything that gets too heavy. Except this time it didn’t land the way it used to.

“In fact, you can punch it if you want. Or try having a shark metahuman grab you and pin you to the ground.” “Are you trying to sound sexual right now?” Watson, Rachel, Emily and I gave Jack a stone cold look for his inappropriate joke. Watson placed a hand on Jack’s shoulder. “We admit you’re funny. But right now...it is not the time, bro.” “Right. Right.” Jack nodded, his blonde hair bouncing at the action and he bit his pointer knuckles afterward. “Sorry. I’ll stop talking now.” “Thank you.” I said and turned to Rachel again. “As I was saying-”

“Uncle Jerry, do you know any more jokes?” I glanced over at Iris, half-expecting her to shoot me down again, but she didn’t say anything. So, I leaned in toward Lyra, lowering my voice conspiratorially. “Alright, alright, here’s a good one. Why don’t skeletons fight each other?” Lyra’s eyes widened with curiosity. “Why?” “Because they don’t have the guts!” I said with a wink, and Lyra burst out laughing, her giggles contagious as Logan joined in, even though he probably didn’t get the joke.

I was trying to be my usual stupid self with her, despite the ache in my chest. “Whatever. I’m not that bad at apologizing.” She rolled her eyes at me. “That’s a funny joke, Jesse.” Percy jumped into the conversation, causing me to actually let out a laugh. “See, you are.” I shook my head at her, taking another shrimp from her plate. “That’s not fair!” Percy whined beside me. “I can’t get any, but he can?” “I’m special.” I stuck my tongue out at him, just like a child.

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He leaned over to Andrei with a mischievous grin. ‌ "Hey, Andrei, did you hear about the werewolf who walked into a bar? The bartender says, 'Why the long fur?'" Lucas snickered at his own joke, expecting a laugh from his alpha. ‌ Andrei raised an eyebrow, trying not to chuckle. "Lucas, that's a classic dad joke. You'll have to do better than that." ‌ Meanwhile, Rosey, the sweet and innocent young sorceress, piped up with her own response. "I heard a better one, Lucas. What do you call a werewolf without legs?”

I answered putting away the materials I used to prep the snacks. “Wouldn’t you look at that, Percy being pessimistic. I’m sure you’ll be on your knees if I drown.” She joked climbing into the stool. Her fingers crossed on to one of the trays to pick out a piece of cookie. “Yes, I’ll definitely be on my knees, with or without you drowning, you just say the words.” I smirked in her direction and she coughed up the cookie in her mouth. “Geez Percy, don’t try to choke me.” The sexual innuendos kept coming without her paying much attention to it.

Luke let out a deep breath. "We should postpone it for now and think of another way. Alora, you know we're just worried about you. So, can you promise you won't do it when you're alone? Luke will definitely go crazy." Percy said it as a joke, but I know he did that to calm everybody. "I won't. I don't want you to get mad at me, honey." I put my arms around his waist to soothe him. "I would never get mad at you. I'm just worried." He said in a gentle voice.

“I thought it was rather punny.” I let out a low, frustrated groan. “Wonderful. I have to deal with two men who like cringe jokes,” I complain unhappily. Why can’t men tell normal jokes for a change? Do they all have to be dad-jokes? As soon as I spot Jay finally coming around the corner, I follow along and wait for him to notice the Sorcerer next to us. Jay gives me a confused look, then shifts his attention to Bucky. As the two of us meet up with Jay at the cabin, Jay asks, “is this lunch or the Sorcerer?”