Percy Jackson Jokes Novels & Stories

Adds Chris. Everyone looks back at me, all waiting for some fort of response or reaction from me. At this point, I couldn’t contain my laughter anymore. “Oh my God, are you freaking kidding me?! That’s a good one!” I continue laughing as I tried to catch my breath. I mean, these guys were joking right? Any person who reads werewolf fiction novels could know this in a heartbeat. And I should know, for I am one of those people. No one else was laughing, especially Jackson. He just kept a straight face.

He said it in a childish tone. "Oh really, but I though your name was Caleb." Jazz replied playing along. "Oh no, I am not Caleb. He disturbs people who want to be left alone but ME, I am Mr. Laughter people enjoy my company." "Oh really?" "Yes." He said it continuing the same innocent tone in his voice. "Shall I tell you a joke?" "Please go on." "Once there was an old man who died at a very young age hahaha..." He ended his short joke with his own laughter

Grady put his hand on his ears like a bratty five years old, making both Percy and I laughed so hard. "He had several shocking encounters with our parents' sexual activities when he was growing up. They still traumatized him to this date." Percy explained and that made me keep on laughing up until I was teary and too tired to walk further. We sat under the biggest tree where Percy laid the large blanket that he brought with him earlier on the grass. "This is nice, we should have a picnic..."

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

Phoebe asks quietly after Helen had disappeared. Our eyes made contact and held each other gaze. "Ba ha ha ha!" We chortled. "That is the most ridiculous thing I've heard all week," I choke out through the laughter. She cracked up, "Oh God like you care what your mom says." "Whose party?" I ask still chuckling. "Some college guys," she finishes giggling, "Come with?" "Why not."

“Second time I’ve heard you say that in two days, Clark. But in this case, I agree with you.” I snap my head up to stare at him for a second and then burst into laughter, shocked not only that Jackson is making a joke, but that it’s a dirty one. Jackson’s face breaks into a huge smile, but he moves on and straightens up, not wanting to draw too much attention. “Can you just roll the pants up a lot, like you did when you were a Candidate?”

he retorted sharply. Percy shook his head at the senator's denseness. " Gush you are so uptight, " he teased which the senator didn't find amusing. " Percy this is not a funny matter. Please take care of the cop or I will, " Sherwood said in a hard tone and ended the call.

“Are you having the table meeting when Cade gets here?” Piercy sighed. “Might as well. No reason to meet back up and expose you to more risk of getting kidnapped again.” “Well, I’m tied with Tatum now.” That annoyed Piercy. “Horrible joke.” “Dark humor is a way to cope.” I looked up at him and smiled. “I love your smile.” Piercy smirked at me. “Just wish it wasn’t on there because of a crude joke.” “Yeah, well, I’m sure the slice down my face will make my luna pictures rememberable.” There was a slight edge to my voice I tried to keep out.

Right before me, they began to lock lips, making me scrunch up my face in disgust. I waited for them to be done and when they were, I spoke up again. "I need to pee." I said, making all of them burst out into a round of hysterical laughter. "Go on. Don't let us stop you." Jordan mocked. "Just let it all out." Steve said, in between laughter. "Or you need to...strip, first?" Their laughter got even louder with every stupid joke they made, and I was slowly loosing it. I was tired of being laughed at and ridiculed by these bunch of assholes.

Jason likely made the stupid bet because he needed someone to copy off so his dumb ass could pass. Those were the longest six months of my life. How did I convince myself I had been happy? It was pure torture. The jokes stopped, at least to my face. People got more creative. They started whispering behind my back and giggling behind their hands. Then swearing up and down they weren't talking about me.