Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

She sassed, then sipped. A rich manly chuckle made its rhythmical pathway into her ears. The water got stuck in her throat at the sound, but there was more. "I guess not," he said again in his deep and husky baritone voice. Gulping, Joslyn willed her eyes to stay glued to the stickers of different country flags shining vibrantly on the back of her phone. "So what is a beautiful woman as yourself doing all alone?" He spoke again when she made no move to initiate a conversation. Irritation and slight disappointment sparked in Joslyn at his cliché pickup line.

I laughed so hard that I started to snort. “What’s so funny?” He queried. “You duh! You would set up a romantic dinner date without being crude about it? So what's your pick-up line? Wanna see my lines?” His face turned red with embarrassment and he laughed. “Oh my God, I will never live this one down!” “Never! I can’t believe you said that to me," I started to smile. “Well, what else was I supposed to say? You were mad at me for fixing your bikini and I was enjoying our banter.”

he asked, curiosity intertwining with amusement. Her laughter chimed again, "I don't know any pickup lines. Oh, I heard a good one this morning." "Was someone trying to pick you up?" "No...and this conversation isn't about me. You need to live a little, all you do is work and it's becoming a heavy burden. I'm permitting you to have some fun." "Well, I'm not giving you the same thing. Right here and now, I'm having a blast with you next to me."

Is there anything that he would do just to let me forgive him? He shook his head while laughing. He couldn’t believe himself as well how he did that. “Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.”

“We could do that.” “I love it when they’re so confident.” I shook my head, taking a deep breath in a bid to regain my bearings. And to think that was the dumbest pick-up line I’d ever heard. He wiggled the five hundred dollar bill in front of my eyes. “Um, hello? I’m not playing.” “Fine,” I groaned, snatching the five hundred dollars from his hand. “I will bet five hundred dollars on not getting your disgusting cock anywhere near me tonight.”

“She’s shy. I have that kind of effect on ladies.” I shook my head in disappointment. Teenagers nowadays. Not that I was super old. “Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine’?” Lucas started again with his pickup lines. Regina crossed her arms and raised a brow. “Do you have any sense, or should I knock some into you?” She retorted, and I stifled a chuckle. Lucas tried to hide the disappointment on his face by smiling wider. “That was a good one. It’s a sign from the universe that we’ll get along.”

He smiled heartily; “If I may ask, don't you notice something strange about me?” “Strange? Ugh! Not at all” I shook my head. He continued smiling; “You are so pretty, that I forgot my pick up lines. Oops! I… I'm so bad at pick up lines” He stuttered, feeling awkward. I giggled. He was only being dramatic. “Okay, here's one. If I had a rose for everytime I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever” He stated. I faked a smile: “That's…uhm nice, nice line.. uhm?” I felt so uncomfortable around him especially when I realised what he was tryna insinuate.

Alex opened his mouth to reply when she broke into a full pledged laugh throwing her head back laughing. "I got you," She said before sitting up, wrapping an arm around his neck and pulling him forward making him nearly trip over the carpet rug, for the second time today. "Say it," "Say what?" Violet cracked an eyebrow up, "Eh, the pick up line, did you fall fr-oh come on don't make me say it," It took a moment for Alex to realise what she was going on about, why did she want him to say it? Nevertheless he opened his mouth , "Did it hurt when you gell from heaven," he should have spotted the glint in her eye as she bit her lower lip.

she said excitedly. These two have grown together, and when they are in private, they don’t care about the image of each other. Priscilla placed her phone on the bookshelf and started her performance in front of her phone. She started with weird and funny lineups from ‘Prime Show’ as well as some random pickup lines. “I haven’t seen you for years. I miss you so much.” Priscilla begins. “They think there are many people in my world, but I am the only one that knows you are in my world.”

he says, flashing me a grin that could probably melt steel. He's pick up line is totally cliche, but I feel he knows that, and it seems fun to him. Normally, such attitude would repel me, but this one seems bearable, or maybe I'm just desperate for conversation. So I don't cry myself out in the bathroom. I shake my head, my lips twitching. "That's pretty lame." "Is it? I better work on my lines then." He glances over my shoulder, as if wondering who I was running from. "So? What's got you running like you’re about to set fire to the whole place?"