Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

she declared. "Geez, you could've given me a heads-up! You nearly gave me a heart attack," Bob grumbled. "Haha, my bad!" "It’s fine. I’d give you all my blood if you asked for it. Heck, I’d give you my life," Bob added, trying to sound smooth. "Haha, you’re hilarious. Do you actually use those cheesy lines to pick up girls?" Emely asked with a smirk. "Yeah... how did you know?" "No wonder you're still single. Your lines are way too flashy. Take my advice: bury that one and never use it again," Emely said, grinning.

"That's a terrible pick-up line." "It's not a pick-up line." No humor in his voice now. Just that quiet intensity that made my skin tingle. "I want to know who you are. The woman who stood outside my building for four hours to tell me she didn't want my money. The woman who looks at a restaurant like this like it's a foreign country. The woman whose hands are calloused from work but whose eyes haven't learned to stop hoping." I stared at him. "That's... that's the most ridiculous thing anyone's ever said to me."

I decided to put her out of her misery. “Cody, dude, that is the cheesiest pick up line ever. Who'd you learn that off, Odin?” He turned to face me and blushed. I laughed loudly and shook my head. “Seriously, how many times have you seen him get lucky?” He shrugged. “Exactly. If you want to ever get laid, stop taking dating advice from Odin.”

He was checking her out and the smile from my face faltered. “You look beautiful Em,” I heard him say. I looked up to see his beautiful face. He was smiling down at me. His hand rested on my shoulder as he brought his face down and kissed me on my cheek, “You always have” Despite the blush-on powdered on my cheeks, I went red. “Hey Chica” Ronny kissed Livy. “You’re a sight for sore eyes,” Andy kissed Anna. “I’m speechless” Jack stated and Beth laughed. “I should tie my laces. I think I’m falling for you Lilly,” Duke uttered a cheesy pick up line causing Lilly to laugh. I noticed she gave a short glance towards Eddie who was staring at her.

"Yes. It must be, well, the time is running out? They might be engaged by now. Hurry up!" "Look at his eyes, purse your lips and say, 'It must be because of the rain that you looked so great tonight.'" "It must be the what of what?" Denise scoffed. "That's not the best pick up line!" "Try it!" Jana snarled. "Just try and see how he reacts." "Oh, come on, Queenie. It's not even raining!" Denise cackled. "Okay, I'll do it. You're quite funny."

He is such a loser, why in the hell is he in front of me? “What do you want Jackson?” “How about I’ll take you out, and we can do a little something. Turn that frown into a smile what do you say?” “How about you learn a good pick up line, instead of that lame ass one that you believe girls will fall for? When you learn how to think with your head and not with your little packet between your legs than we can talk” “Why are you being a bitch, playing hard to get?” “Wow you came up with that all by yourself? I said sarcastically.

It is obvious why he came and it annoyed me that he will do it knowing that she is with me. “Have we met before?” I scoffed inside at his cliche pick up line. Dude a teenager can do better than this. “I don’t think so,” Kamaria said politely and turned away from the guy to speak to me, effectively dismissing him but he wouldn’t take the hint. He tapped Kamaria on the shoulder to get her attention. “Don’t be like that baby, why don’t you give me your number and we can talk more over a glance of wine, and may be something more,” he flashed her a charming grin that I am sure has gotten him into a lot of girls pants.

He cut me off and he held a sexy smirk in his face and said, "Because you set my heart on fire." He wiggled his eyebrows. Should I laugh? This is so funny. Still the pick up line worked on me. "You have the worst pick up line ever. No wonder why you are single!" I teased him as he pouted his lips showing a sad expression. I pecked his pouted lip and ruffled his hair. "You're such a child!" I laughed. He laughed along with me not knowing why we were laughing.

*wink*' The text was supposed to a flirty pick-up line or something funny. Unfortunately, my brain had still not changed gears and the only words my eyes highlighted were –I have been told. Told by who? How many girls had he massaged? Oh yes, he's a player, the count would be over the fifties. Again impulsively I typed. 'Oh yeah of course you have been told, I forgot you were a player. I can manage, thank you very much.'

Why the hell am I going to throw some pick-up lines? “Tricycle ka ba?” Someone cleared their throat habang nag koru ang mga kasama ko sa isang ‘Ohh!’. Takang hinanap ko ng tingin si Donna. Her expression was epic, half amused and halfed scared. Hindi ko maipaliwanag ang kaba. May ginawa na naman akong kahihiyan? “No.” S***a, Gen. I gasped, my eyes widened with disbelief when my gaze landed in Prince Liam’s direction. All serious while holding the mic. P**a, self. You just asked the most inappropriate pick-up lines of the most respected man in the country. His Royal Highness Prince Liam.