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He reached past me, grabbed the printout held it up between us with one hand while the other kept teasing me through my panties, applying slow maddening pressure. “Read the headline,” he said. My voice came out shaky. “‘Unlock Summer: Bold Flavors, Zero Guilt’…” He hummed against my neck, approving. Fingers slipped under the lace now found my bare clit. Circled once. “Keep going.” I tried as much as I could, to keep my voice steady. “‘Our new line of low-sugar… ah…’” He pushed two fingers inside me, curling them forward to hit that spot that made my toes curl in my heels.

“I said a lot of things that night, including how you were the sweetest thing I had ever had. Of course, all of that was a lie. Surely, you didn’t think I was actually telling the truth?” He shook his head. “Will it kill you to be sweet just once? I mean, you’re asking to fuck me, can’t you conjure up any iota of sweetness?” I chuckled as I undid my zip. “You’ll get sweetness from Ivy, not from me. Sweetness doesn’t get you anything. Instead, it gets you played, it ruins you…”

“Same way I don’t mean anything to you. I guess you’ve found yourself another toy. I’m happy for you.” “Listen, Sweetness –” “Don’t fucking call me that!” I snap. “Tell me one thing, Jordan. What exactly was your thought about me? Thinking about how pathetic and cheap I was for falling for you.” “You’re not pathetic or cheap, Sweetness. Don’t you ever say that. Ever.” He snaps at me, his eyes blazing with fury. “You’re the best thing that has ever happened to me, Astrid. You’re the only light I’ve seen for the past nineteen years. You, you, Astrid.”

Aiden and Lucas gagged beside me as I glared at them. "Is your name g****e?" I asked her with a stupid smile. She is making me talk about stupid things that I thought I never talk in life. She is making me do this for her. All those cheesy lines and romantic kinds of stuff, things that I do for love. "Is this another kind of cheesy pick up line?" I can imagine a small smile with one eyebrow quirked on her face. "Finish it!" She said and I said, "Because you have everything I've been searching for." I whispered. I could hear a sharp intake of her breath as she groaned out.

Brad thought for a minute and then slowly shook his head. “Naah, I can’t.” “Why not?” “Because I can’t find a replacement for you, is why not,” he replied. Then he grinned and added, “Incidentally, young lady, your pussy is as sweet as sugar. And you know what?” “What?” “The more you came, the sweeter your syrup was. Kimberley Kramer, you are the sweetest thing on two feet!” “It’s not Kramer, it’s Kane! What are you doing to me?”

Even Caramel finishes his food easily, though he is the last of us. As soon as that happens, we all look at Doctor Sweet. She is beautiful, the gentle look on her face able to make the weird thing in my chest loosen a bit. Even when she smiles, her eyes light up and makes the tension around us reduce by a thousandfold as she says "How are you?" There is silence at first but Strawberry breaks it by scoffing "That's a very fucked up question, isn't it Sweet?" She doesn't remind him of the no cussing on the table rule, her eyes rather are on Caramel "Love?"

I fake a gag. “ Never call me that again” He smirks “ You sure you don’t like it?” I scoff “ pfft why would I? I’d rather jump into an active volcano than subject myself to the torture of listening to you try to be sweet.” A ghost of a smile hovers on his features and he bites his lips. I’d give anything to have him bite me like that. Okay! Time out, pregnancy hormones. That was not me speaking, I promise. He grabs me by the waist and pulls me towards himself. An involuntary gasp escapes my lips. He runs his nose down the column of my neck. “ You always smell so sweet, Sugar. Like a field of roses on a warm summer day.”

He brought his glass to his lips and peered sultrily at her over the rim as he took a sip. Sasha nearly rolled her eyes. God, could he have been any more cliché with that pickup line? Well, she would take it like that, even though she'd hoped for more originality. After all, she'd seen men go speechless at the sight of her. "Maybe the same thing as you," she answered. "Is it?" The man flashed her a meant-to-be-dazzling smile. "And whatever might that be?" "I don't know," Sasha replied, matching his sultry tone. "Why don't you tell me?"

she whispered, her voice filled with affection. Noah's eyes sparkled with delight as he returned the hug, his arms encircling her waist. "I'm sweet for you only," he replied, his voice low and husky, his breath tickling her ear. The hug lingered, a sweet moment of tenderness between them. Hazel felt her heart flutter, her soul soaring with happiness. Noah's words were like music to her ears, a sweet serenade that filled her with joy. As they pulled back, Hazel's eyes met Noah's, their gazes locking in a sweet, tender moment. The world around them melted away, leaving only the two of them, lost in the depths of each other's eyes.

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