Pinhead Larry Spongebob Novels & Stories

I quickly ask. "Why should I?" he gives me a look of disgust, unaware of my situation. "You can use it all day today-- with Ethan! I am getting a ride from SpongeBob SquarePants!" I exclaim. Ethan bursts out in laughter at my remark. Lucas looks at me in question, "What the fuck? Who's Spongebob? Squarepants? Dude answer me before you leave!!"

He huffs like I'm the one being complicated, "I saaaid, this...isn't...'Bastian Harr'son!" "...Is this Sebastian?" "No!" The man cheers, "This is TREVOR!" He screams the words "no, this is Trevor" exactly how Patrick Star from the cartoon Spongebob Squarepants screamed "no, this is Patrick" during the episode he was a cashier at The Krusty Krab taking phone calls, and it is then that I'm completely done with Sebastian's bullshit, and his friend's. When he starts laughing uncontrollably, I rub my eyes. "Well, Tre-vor, why are you calling me from Sebastian's phone?"

“Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.” ~♡~ “Are you ready kids? Aye Aye Captain I can’t hear you! AYE AYE CAPTAIN Oohh... Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Spongebob Squarepants! Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! Spongebob Squarepants! If nautical nonsense be something you wish Spongebob Squarepants! Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish!

DAMON 'Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?' The television yelled. "Spongebob SquarePants!" My seven-year-old niece squealed in response. From where I was, I watched her move her upper body energetically to the rest of the theme song and when the end came, I took over.