Pinoy Green Jokes Question And Answer

After graduating from a socialite training course, my sister swears to marry into a wealthy family. To create encounters with Pierce Holden, the prince of the upper crust, she drives my car, wanting to tailgate him and run into his car. I slam the brakes and tell her the Holdens aren't fools. We can't afford to pay for Pierce's car, even if we were to give up everything we have. Later, Pierce throws a lavish wedding that stuns the country. My sister goes crazy with jealousy, saying that she would've been the bride if not for me stopping her back then. Out of resentment, she rams her car into me and kills me. When I open my eyes again, I find myself in the front passenger seat. My sister smirks confidently, her gaze fixed on the expensive car ahead of us. "I'm sure Pierce will be enchanted by me once he sees me. I won't need to drive a dump like this once I get together with him." This time, I don't stop her. She puts the pedal to the metal, making the car crash against the sports car worth a fortune.

For ten years, Autumn Lewis and Julian Carter were childhood sweethearts. After three years of marriage, all she got in return were injuries, neglect from her brothers, and betrayal from her husband. When Autumn found out she had stage-two stomach cancer, something in her finally let go. She picked herself up and rose from an unnoticed employee to a powerhouse in the tech world. As soon as the divorce cooling-off period ended, she tricked Julian into signing the papers and made a clean break. The next time they met, the ever-calculating Julian’s eyes turned red as he tore up the divorce certificate. “Autumn, I was wrong. We’re not getting divorced. If I could give you my stomach, I would—just please don’t leave me.” Her once-proud brothers now pleaded, “Autumn, forgive us. Your sister-in-law is filing for divorce. Could you spare us some money?” Just then, a man stepped out from behind her, lifted his shirt slightly, and sneered. “Autumn, why waste your time on these jerks? Look at me instead.” Indeed, affection that came too late was worth less than dirt. She didn’t care for it anymore.

What if one day your ex showed his handsome face in front of your door steps? Pero kung noon, mabait at mahal na mahal siya nitong Ex niyang ‘to. Ngayon galit na galit ito sa kaniya, na halos isumpa siya nito. Kung nakakamatay nga ang pagtitig lang, baka bumulagta na siya ngayon dahil sa matalim na pagtitig nito. Pero mga mare, nawindang ang kagandahang lupa ni Janice nang sabihin nito kabit siya ng tatay nito. At kaya ito nagpakita sa kaniya ay para ilayo sa ama nito nang tuluyan, kasama na rin ang paghigantihan siya sa pang-iiwan niya rito five years ago. Tapos itong Ex na ito ay tinaguan mo ng anak, for five years. Na ngayon ang buong akala ay kapatid nito ang sarili nitong anak, dahil nga sa iniisip na kabit siya ng ama nito. Magkaayos pa kaya silang dalawa, matutuloy kaya ang naudlot na romance o forever na lang na bokya sa love life silang dalawa.

Due to her larger body size and her inability to transform, she endured bullying, sexual assault, and rejection from her intended partner. With her belief in finding love shattered, particularly after being expelled from her family residence, the Moon goddess presents her with a final chance—a second opportunity to find a compatible partner. Yet, why did fate decree that it would be the merciless Lycan King from the rival pack?

WARNING: Erotica, steamy, explicit contents and adult languages. ********** Masakit ang kontratang pinasok ni Maxi, magpapanggap siyang ibang babae habang nasa kama ni Marco De Guia. Isang babae na kahit mabuhay siya uli hinding-hindi niya magagawang tapatan sa puso ng bilyonaryong ranchero, si Anna Medrano. Ang kapalit, impormasyon na halos dekada niyang hinahanap na parang maliliit na puzzle lang nitong ibinibigay. Parang masarap na lason na unti-unting sumisira sa kanyang katinuan. May hangganan nga ba ang kanyang pagtitiis sa kamay ng lalaking walang pagtingin sa kanya? ****** Malupit na parusa.  Iyon si Anna para kay Marco dahil tuluyan siyang nabaliw sa babaing ito sa puntong isusugal niya ang lahat ng yaman niya at sarili niyang buhay makuha lang niya ang puso nito na may iba nang nagmamay-ari at matalik pa niyang kaibigan, si Jared Mendez. At para matakasan ang sobrang sakit na pinagdadaanan niya, kinailangan niya si Maxi. Ang tanging babae na sa kabila ng matinding galit sa kanya ay may kakayahang buhayin ang lahat ng emosyon at pagnanasa ng kanyang katawan sa hindi niya malamang dahilan. May lugar ba ito sa miserable niyang buhay kung pag aari na ng ibang babae ang puso at kaluluwa  niya? At mapapatawad ba siya nito sa dami ng kalupitang ipinaranas niya dito? Karapat-dapat ba siya sa puso nito kung may ibang lalaki nang naghihintay dito oras na matapos ang kanilang kontrata?

Lily, a reserved girl finds herself bound by a contract to marry Thomas Weston, a ruthless heir of a billionaire empire. Her father, overwhelmed by a $400 million debt to a Geoffery Weston, a powerful billionaire, and Thomas’s father, enters a desperate agreement to use his daughter as collateral. Upon his death, she is thrust into an engagement with cold and merciless Thomas. She takes up a mission to save him while performing the contract which is the reason Geoffery Weston wants her to marry irredeemable Thomas. Complicating matters, Simon Weston, Thomas's half-brother, returns home after eight years away. He is her former love and carries his own vendetta against his father and stepmother. As he reenters their lives just in time for the engagement, old feelings resurface, and his desire for revenge complicates the situation. Thomas is determined to fulfill the contract and exert his will over her. He finds himself in a fierce battle not just with his half-brother, but with his own heart though cruel mother opposes the union. Lily is torn between her obligation to her father's debt and her rekindled love for Simon.

Hindi kailanman inakala ni Sydney Mendez na mapipilitan siyang tumakas mula mismo sa pamilya niya habang buntis—walang pera, walang koneksyon, at may tatlong buhay na lumalago sa sinapupunan niya. Deceived and robbed of the inheritance that was rightfully hers, she must gather all her strength to survive and reclaim everything that was taken from her. Isang maysakit na anak, isang dating pag-ibig na muling nagbabalik, isang misteryosong estranghero, at isang pamilyang galit na galit sa kanya ang huhubog sa laban ni Sydney para sa hustisya at para sa kanyang sariling buhay. From pain and betrayal, her fight for strength and a new beginning will begin.

Camila has the face and body that every man would die for just to have her. But not the life, nagmula sya sa mahirap na pamilya at tumayong breadwinner ng kanilang pamilya. Nabubuhay naman nya ang kanyang pamilya ngunit isang pangyayari ang magpapabago sa buhay nya. She sold her body and joined an auction kung saan maraming mga milyonaryo at bilyonaryo ang kasama. Ang inakala nyang matandang nakabili sa kanya ay isa palang gwapong binata! Elijah, a young billionaire joined the auction as one of the buyers and there he met the lady in red that will change his whole life.

Isang binatang nagngangalang Hagan Agustino ang dinala ng kanyang kapalaran sa mundong ni sa panaginip ay ayaw niyang paniwalaan. At ito ay ang mundo ng Gaia, o ang nakatagong mundo para sa mga kakaibang nilalang at alamat sa libro. Ang misyon niya roo'y bantayan ang pinakabatang myembro ng m

Ako si Loukrisha Makabajo, ang NOT SO BEAUTY na dalagang sumabak sa pagkakasambahay makatulong lang sa pamilya at sa kasamaang palad, isang gwapong BEAST ang naging amo ko, si Spencer Mackenzie na kung ilalarawan ang ugali ay mas malala pa sa isang halimaw na naiisip ninyo.Sa pagdating kaya ng panahon ay maaari ding maging isang prinsepe ang BEAST na katulad niya kagaya ng nangyari sa isang kwento sa fairytale?Pwede rin kaya na ang isang NOT SO BEAUTY na kagaya ko ay magkaroon ng happily ever after kasama niya?