Playing Dumb Novels & Stories

DIABLO There are dumb things people do sometimes. There are really dumb things that should never be done. Then there is what just happened. Dumb things include not collecting shells after shooting someone. Really dumb things include forgetting to sweep a room for bugs before talking about the latest shipment due at the docks. Then there is sleeping with April. She was taken without protection. Right now, she could already be pregnant.

“Not the time, please.” “I’m just saying,” I continued, my voice flat and even. I kept my hands tucked into the oversized sleeves of my charcoal sweater so I wouldn’t pick at my cuticles. “Dumb implies a lack of intellectual capacity. Mr. Rivers has capacity; he just chooses to prioritize a frozen disc of vulcanized rubber over basic literacy.” “Excuse me?” The voice came from the chair to my left. It was deep, slightly raspy, and currently vibrating with enough irritation to make my skin itch.

A clear voice cut him off. I slowly raised my hand and stood up from the back row. “I want to apply too.” The classroom went completely silent for a moment. Then it burst into laughter. “Xena? Is she crazy? She wants to take the provincial exam with a 20-point score?” “She’s just there to make up the numbers, right? Haha.” “She probably can’t even remember the formulas. She’ll just embarrass the school.” Mr. Watson’s smile froze. His brows came together into a deep frown.

"Are you dumb?" "Yes, and I also smell!"

They all had bodies to die for and perfectly matching activewear, making my and mum's outfits look a little lame. The scene fades out for a moment and I stop, dragging the back of my hand across my forehead. Mum recently purchased several Zumba DVDs for fitness. We basically just copy what the ladies on the screen are doing and it's much more tiring than I expected. The screen fades back in. They're are all on their back. I groan, dropping to the floor, watching them do a series of acrobatic things with their legs. We had just begun, when the front door opened.

"I swear, you are such a ding-a-ling!" "Will you stop hitting me?!" he growled, rubbing his head again. "I'm already dumb and you are making it worst!" As much as I was annoyed with my best friend, I couldn't help but laugh at his statement. True, Wade is a bit slow, but he isn't that retarded slow; but for making him admit to himself that he's dumb, it's just taking the piss. Oh, the idiocy of it all... "Glad to be some amusement to you," he said, clearly annoyed. "Geez, I might as well make a career out of being a human punching bag."

You should not wear that next to ladies, because they might have to be ones without a nose to get close to you. Jalon remarked, sticking out his tongue as he lifted the dumbbell towards his chest, "You are simply saying that because you can't accept the truth that it is good." Luciana moved closer to him and stood there silently for a few moments. Jalon was a sourpuss who couldn't read the signs. He finally decided to put the dumbbell down and listen to Luciana after she hurled a slur at him. “Hey, dumbass, put down the dumbbell.” Do you think I've come to see you struggle to lift two kilos?” She poked Jalon in the brow with her finger.

dumb growled, lunging at me as he punched me square on the jaw. I held back a laugh, “You really need to work on your delivery,” I said. Dumber had sneaked behind me, fist clenched, trying to sneak attack me from the back. I would have caught his punch, but I needed them to have the win. They needed to think that they had all the control until it was finally time to let them know that the ball had never been in their court. I dropped to the ground, smiling softly at the punched and kicked, breathing hard like I was putting them through a workout.

how have you been I'm being in hell you dumb fellow let me come out I will poke your face and eat your flesh strange voice : I never thought I will meet one more dumb fellow both brother and sister duo is dumb me : you fool how dare you to call me and my sister dumb you dumb, your mom dumb, your dad dumb, your grandpa dumb, your grandma dumb whole family dumb dare to call my sister and me as dumb I will slit your skin and feed to my co birds remember you nasty guy strange voice : god it's better if you shut your mouth me : where is my sister what you did to her

"How many times do I have to tell you, they're your parents? Why won't you even see if it's true?" "Because you're a compulsive liar. Why should I trust you? For all I know, this is another scheme of yours, so you can scam my money out of me!" I tossed the notice of critical illness in her face. "Then, look at this closely. Tell me, what's the name that's written on it?" She didn't even look. The woman stepped on it and slapped me. "What an actor. You came in with props. If you have that much time, learn from Zack. If you please me, I'll give you any money you want. You made the wrong move."