Novel & Cerita Playing Dumb

I fell on my delicate butt cheeks and even the dumbest person in the world would know how painful that is. Dylan, just like I expected, started laughing. Is he fucking serious? I just fell on my butt guys! My butt! I guess the dumbest person in the world didn't figure out how painful it was. Then I connected the dots, everything fell into place. The warm this was his chest and the scent came from him which means, I was burying my head into his chest all along! Are you fucking kidding me! "You're literally the dumbest person I know" He said as he starred down at me. Couldn't blame him. The only talent he had was to throw rude remarks.

The water is not deep, so Austin didn't jump into the water and said by laughing loudly "How can you be so dumb? You tripped while walking" She said "Austin, it's too cool, please lend me your hand" By listening to her suffering voice he immediately stretched his hand and said "Come out" Saanvi immediately grabbed his hand and dragged him into the pool then she said "How can someone be so dumb?" she laughed loudly. Both are fully drenched in water while Austin was about to go out Saanvi pulled him again, he fell again so Saanvi said "Oh god, How can someone be this dumb" she laughed again.

Sienna's P.O.V. Mav squeezes my hand. I am terrified of these demons, but I refuse to let them see it. We will win. We're stronger than they think we are. "The only ones who are going to die are the three of you. I forget your names. Are they Dumb, Dumber, and Dumbest?" I ask them. Their eyes flash from black to white.

Desire and disappointment in equal measures. My sister pulled off my cock with a pop but kept idly stroking me with her hand. "Hey bro," Darcy said, cheerfully, "I need to get ready for work, but I didn't want to leave you without your morning workout." She winked at me as she said that last word, like I might not get the joke. "Anyway, I was thinking again about lube and I realized, duh, I can use my mouth! Your sister is such a dumb slut sometimes."

Edward looking so confused. Joaquin burst out laughing. He can't believe how ignorant his friend is. He almost fell on the ground with teary eyes from laughing so hard. "I'm fucking serious, dude," he irritably said and glared at Joaquin. "Yeah, I feel you man, boobs can be deceiving," Joaquin said. "You mean looks can be deceiving right?" Edward tries to correct the phrase.

Okay, this shit got to stop, maybe I should try a joke or something? “Hello triple Ds” I say chuckling awkwardly and they just stand there not knowing what to say. “you know, because the names of the three of you starts with a D” I explain my bad joke. “Yah we got it” Dylan says with a fake chuckle, okay, maybe that joke can still be saved. “I’m a double D myself” I say laughing liking my own joke and all their eyes instantly go to my breasts. I choke in my laughter when Derek lets out an angry growl and I sink further inside my hoodie while Dylan starts counting the specks of dust on the floor and Dean find the light fixtures very interesting all of a sudden.

“i act the way i do but trust me i'm not dumb” Their jaw dropped,they were all dumb founded. Bleck is a cool guy just like Romeo. he doesn't talk much but when he does,no one would believe he said it. Though he can be naughty and despicably some times. •••••••••• "welcome sir‘’ Liam said to Lamar as he walked into the warehouse. Liam, have you gotten any thing ？” “yes sir, i actually called to tell you but i couldn't hear you”

"What is that?" "I may be here on the orders of the big boss, but that doesn't mean I am entirely at the big boss's accomplice, right?" Damian said, casting a meaningful glance that made Clay burst into laughter, even though Axel didn't fully understand Damian's meaning. It seems like alcohol really messed with Axel's intelligence! "Tsk! Where's my usually smart friend? Why are you so sluggish now?" teased Clay, making Axel squint in annoyance. How could he not be annoyed when he was being mocked for being sluggish? Ridiculous! Axel was smart, it's just that alcohol was blocking his intelligence!

I can't believe that someone could utter such a dumb and stupid statement. "I never knew you are this dumb. How do you expect me to tell my family such blatant lies that hold no water? Do you think my family members are fools? Do you think they don't know me well enough to know the things I can do or not? Now listen carefully Mr. Dumb Head, my family knows what I am capable of doing, and sleeping with a stranger and getting impregnated by him is not one of them. I will never tell my family such blatant lies!" I fumed in anger.

An unsatisfied huff sounded from the overgrown manchild. I calmly turned around with the three cups on my tray and bluntly replied to him, "I'll listen to you when you can actually beat me in any game." He childishly crossed his arms and pouted, "How am I supposed to win against a certified genius? You always find some trick to win, even when I try to challenge you to a physical game." I smirked and purposely jabbed at him, "I'm not too smart. Rather, you're just too dumb. Dad can still win against me half the time, and even Mom can beat me if we play Scrabble."