Playing Dumb Novels & Stories

Olivia said pouting her mouth and make her famous puppy eyes. We all started laughing, they are crazy funny. “ Come on, you got this” Alex is cheering for Damien. “Okay, Okay Pumpkin, Let’s win this”. Damien said rubbing his hands. “So, two words” Damien is trying to sober up..“first word ... aaa... making... cracking an egg?,Damn it’s hard” Damian was complaining ,” mixing... ok second word ... Olivia are you a DJ ?...” Damian was laughing …. “ Pumpkin let’s get our shot, I give up” he said grabbing the Tequila bottle.

Alex moves his hand down to my waist, smiling down at me. Our face are inches apart but our body are extremely close to each other. His chest are hitting mine. I let him as I continue to sing, ''I know you lie, cause your lips are moving. Tell me do you think I'm dumb? I might be young, but I ain't stupid.'' I push him with my index finger and he just quickly grab me by the wrist, ''Talking around in circles with your tongue, I gave you bass, you gave me sweet talk. Saying how I'm your number one but I know you lie.''

He felt that Charlie was not only crazy but also extremely stupid. So, he looked at Charlie with a playful expression and smiled as he said, "Kid, you cannot pretend to be so forceful when you’ve just entered the arena. You have to use your brains! In this case, my god-grandson is your only trump card. If I were you, I would definitely fight to the end with this trump card. I didn't expect you to take the initiative to send this trump card back. It's really amazing how stupid you can be. This is the first time I've seen someone like you in so many years."

As if a bucket of water was poured down, the ladies' expressions turned sour. "Wait a minute," the guy excused while getting his phone. "I have a dictionary application here," he said then browsed at his phone screen. "These are the synonyms of the word dumb. It says: fool, stupid, idiot and gullible." He stopped for a moment. Next, he looked alternately at Almond and the other girls. "What should I do?" He heaved a sigh. "I don't think these words are enough to describe the other girls. What about? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Ahh! What about..." Before he uttered his last words, the smile on his face disappeared, "BRAINLESS?" He uttered in cold tone while poring at Freesia and the other women.

It's so strange and contagious and soon I'm laughing too. "I'm an idiot." I say getting off the ground. "You're an idiot." "I'm pathetic." "You're pathetic." "But I'm gonna learn this." "Ofcourse you are. Now get to it. We don't have all day Christmas. Bring out those dancing feet." He commands. "Asshat," I mutter with a smile getting ready to humiliate myself again. "One two three. Action!" -------------

my friend Chad observed at my side. The DJ was playing “Uptown Funk,” a song I wasn’t sure Mom had ever actually heard before, and she was doing some combination of what looked like the Funky Chicken and a pantomime of being trapped inside a box. My brother Dalton was out in the middle of the grassy lawn with her, encouraging her insanity with his own ridiculous moves.

Edward looking so confused. Joaquin burst out laughing. He can't believe how ignorant his friend is. He almost fell on the ground with teary eyes from laughing so hard. "I'm fucking serious, dude," he irritably said and glared at Joaquin. "Yeah, I feel you man, boobs can be deceiving," Joaquin said. "You mean looks can be deceiving right?" Edward tries to correct the phrase.

Incredulity in his words, but a certain spot of adrenalized excitement coursed in Derrick's veins. "Duh. We've been waiting months for a chance to test out our skills against a master." Damn his brothers. Finding something athletic they could do that Derrick could handle. Assholes with their mushy caring made the dust levels rise in the room again. Naomi yanked something from her large handbag. Ratt-a-tat. She shook the can of spray paint. "So what do you think we should call dumbass? Grumpy Beast. Lazarus." "I've got a better one." A racing name that would drive Janine mental.

One of his puppets blurted out. What the— Now this dude has actually spoilt my plans, but wait not entirely, let's hear what our dumb drake has to say. "Fuck," he cursed, "are you all that weak? He's dangerous, I am more dangerous. So get your butt up and let's start moving." He screamed furiously at his puppets who had no choice but to do as ordered. Okay dude isn't only dumb, he's stupid, the dumbest living thing I've ever seen. That was really fast.

He stumbled, touching his cheek, stunned. But I wasn’t done. He spat blood. “That's all you got, dumb boy?” I grabbed my notepad, scribbling in burning strokes: Don’t say one more word about my wife. He snatched the pad, threw it on the ground. “Oh please! Stop acting dumb!” He laughed, tapping his temple. “You think hiding your voice will make you pitiful or cute? I know you pretend to be dumb for years, but do you know even if you stay dumb forever my mom will NEVER like you more than me.”