Playing Dumb Novels & Stories

I corrected politely. "Oh! Oh! Oh! That is true, how are you doing young man?" he asked. "Fine, thank you." I replied calmly. "You can have your seat sir," I added, rolling my eyes at mum, did she forget her hospitality manners. "Oh! Oh! Thank you." he replied, I was already used to the man saying the word 'oh' in between statements. "So who is the sick one here?" He asked. "It is Dumbi." Mum replied, I faced palmed.

Paisley asks, furrowing her brow. “That’s just an expression that means, where he went wrong or the mistake that took him down the wrong path.” I explain. “And in Daddy’s case that’s thinking that we’re better off without him.” “Mommy, that’s not an error, I think the word you’re looking for is just stupid.” Parker points out, quite astutely. “I love Daddy, but he’s being a big dumb-dumb.” I purse my lips to hold back my laughter. My pups know better than to call other people stupid, and in fairness, I’ve never heard them lob the word at other children. Still, I can’t argue with Parker’s assessment. Ethan is definitely being a dumb-dumb.

I am way too numb to think about what is right and what is not. So I felt nothing when I took the knife and tried to pierce it on my wrist. I felt nothing when suddenly the knife was taken away from my hand and thrown away from my grip. I felt nothing when a pair of black eyes stared at me with a horrified expression. I was too tired to feel anything. "Hey, are you dumb?" A man shouted while shaking my arms and I just gave him a lopsided smile. "I am, I am such a dumb person to believe that fairytales exist. I am dumb. Dumb enough to think that I would ever get a place in the heart of my mate." I chuckled bitterly and the man looked at me with a weird expression.

I stood rooted to the spot. Under these circumstances, should I be deaf or not? Keane Shaw turned to me, not at all caring that I'd discovered him in his act. Smirking, he wondered aloud, "Is there something wrong? Have you regained your hearing?" He was talking! Out loud! He was trying to trick me! I had to fight against my instinctive reaction to nod in response to him. Pretending like I hadn't heard anything, I signed at him defiantly, "You perv! Who does that kind of thing in broad daylight!"

HOW COME YOU ARE SO DUMB? Will_the_devil REASON NUMBER 1: I WAS BROUGHT UP IN A PALACE. REASON NUMBER 2: I NEVER CAME IN CONACT WITH ANY OTHER KID FROM OUTSIDE OF THE PALACE. REASON NUMBER 3: I NEVER HAD FRIENDS AND NEVER FELT THE NEED TO LEARN THIS GEN Z VOCABULARY. I_pooped :000 THAT'S KINDA SAD, YOU KNOW. Will_the_devil ... I_pooped

“What happened to baby?” “You hijacked it first.” “What did I do first?” “Called me baby.” “We both can say baby girl.” “No then it's an echo.” “What is an echo?” “What you sounding like now.” “I have not heard of anything dumber.” “You will see how dumb it is when you start doing it.” “Do you know how dumb it is thinking it?” “Did you just call me dumb?” “I might of perhaps.” “You might have perhaps not be getting any sex.” “You can't do that.”

the Vizsla's eyes narrowed. "Nope. You and your cast of 'Dumb and Dumber' have been treating us like idiots since we touched down at Ferenc Liszt International, so I'm pretending to be that simpleton sock-puppet just for you, Vizsla. You've added to that by heaping disrespect and derision on my people," I grinned.

“You know what I mean. Too many girls play dumb or are dumb. It takes a smart girl to be really funny.” “Thanks. I am pretty smart.” Which is why I’m not going to drink any more of what’s in my cup since I didn’t pour it myself. I’m not saying I’ve watched one too many Lifetime movies, but I’m not not saying that, either. “So what do you think? I’m tired of yelling. It’ll be quieter upstairs.” He slides a hand down my arm before taking hold of my fingers.

I say immediately when I see that smirk. His smirk slowly fades. "Why not?" "Because that's what we watch every single time, Liam. How about Dumb and Dumber?" I ask and he purses his lips. "Fine." he says and gets his laptop, setting on the movie. We end up watching the first movie and then the sequel, laughing like two mental people. When the second movie is starting to end, my eyes get heavier and heavier and before I realize it, I'm asleep. I snuggle up to my best friend in sleep and that's how we pass out, with the laptop lit up and fully dressed.

" Do not act dumb. I know you are not that dumb. " " You are holding a gun next to someone's head and you still call a man who has nothing on him a thief. " Mike chuckled. " You are quite pathetic." " You have some guts ,you know? Are you aware of that?" " Unfortunately, I am not aware of that. " " That ud because you are too dumb. " " How do you expect me to understand a single thing you say when you have been contradicting yourself all the while you have spoken? You said I am dumb. Yet you tell the same dumb person that he has guts. A dumb person is not supposed to have guts, you know."