Pokémon Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

“Fucking internet. I searched for pick-up lines and poetry lines that could make you smile but guess I am wrong. Fuck! I don’t want to spend that long on the internet anymore. It doesn't even help. You are just making fun of me.” I can’t believe him. Why is he giving me this kind of treatment? Yeah, he always says that he likes me but I don’t want myself to be fooled by him because I already know that he is a playboy. I am just making myself acquainted with him because I like him and not because he likes me. It’s obviously the other way around. “You don’t have to do that, Peter.” “But I want to make you smile, my lady. But did you forgive me already? Please answer me but please just don’t hu

She answered as she turned her attention to SpongeBob. "Oh, my daughter has forsaken me." Pouted Pierce. "That's too bad. My son has never." I teased. "For now." He smirked. "We'll see." I giggled. "Okay, let me go. And I left your breakfast in the microwave, should I fetch it for you?" He asked. "Yes, please." I smiled a toothy smile. "Babes, you don't need to add more onto your adorableness to get me to do something for you. You already have me wrapped around your finger." He said as he bent down and kissed my lips.

I might choke, I need grass! "Please stop, I might die if you keep smiling like that." I said seriously then he sat next to me. "Okay, okay, I'll stop since you can't die on me, until I unleash my sexiness." He beamed and winked. Ugh, the pick up lines. Jeez! "Shut up, get outta here. Ecklis is outside." "W-Wait, are you kicking your boyfriend out?" He gasped. "Yes. Move it, dude." I rolled my eyes. Yup, know your limits brat. Food is everything. Just kidding, I'm only teasing though. It's so cute when he takes it seriously. He's like a depressed puppy.

I say, shaking my head. “No, I did it for you, Peaches.” “I’m supposed to be paying you, not the other way around, Benedict.” “Well…” He sidles up to me leaning in to nose at my neck. “If you want to pay me, you could let me give you a tip of my own. If you know what I mean.” I can’t help but burst out laughing at the sheer corniness of that pick up line. “That was horrible, truly. I can’t reward that kind of behavior.”

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”

My laughter filled the air of the restaurant. “All right, let’s hear your best pickup line. Impress me with your smooth-talking skills.” I told him as he grinned, his eyes gleaming with determination. “All right, here goes.” He spoke before clearing his voice and looking at me with puppy eyes. “Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.” I burst into laughter, my hand covering my mouth to stifle the sound. “Oh God, that was cheesy! But I have to admit, it did bring a smile to my face.” I laughed as Caleb bowed his head in mock defeat.

I said smiling. We walked there, Psalm brought many tokens and one fell. "Where do you want it?" he asked. "That! The pink pig." I said smiling, he nodded. He aimed for the pink pig but he didn't get it. I just laughed at Psalm, he tried again and failed. I saw that he was really determined to get the pink village pig. So we spent the whole morning in that claw machine until my stomach rumbled. He looked at me with raised eyebrows, obviously surprised.

The pickup line and hypotonic rejection of my coming worked pretty well on me. I slouched on the chair in my room and replied "Okay.. there's no problem. You have to finish up your work right? It's nothing. Good luck with your work." "Babe, I hope you are not sad or mad at me?" He asked with a sweet calm voice that made me smile but I never knew it was a form of manipulative skill he had. " I was but no more hunny pie, I understand that you are busy so… I don't have to be a reason why you'd get distracted. I am not mad, '' I replied.

Causing me to laugh. “Eager to be in my arms?” I question, and I see his jaw clench. “Why is she like that?! What did she do?! She’ll die if she doesn’t get to a hospital!” He yells, and I pout. As I cross my arms over my chest. I take another drag of my cigar, and he glares at me. “Shouldn’t you be worried about yourself? I was right about you. You didn’t change much. You’re still my delicate, soft little Pokémon.” I reply, and he looks back at the girl, then away, and I smile.

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.