Best Funny Pickup Lines Ever Novels & Stories

Alex smiled slowly, the kind of smile worn by a man who knew exactly how charming he was—and how to use it. “Do you believe in love at first sight?” he asked, leaning in slightly, voice low and shamelessly bold. An old pickup line, delivered as if it were a brand-new promise. Isis raised one brow, mastering irony without effort. “Absolutely,” she replied, serious for one dramatic second. “I believe in fairy tales, Santa Claus, fairy godmothers...” She stepped to the side. “...and I also believe you’ve used that line on half the women in this club.”

I sighed. "So when are you free?" I asked him. "I am always free for you," he said. "Really? That is the worst pick up line I have ever heard in my life and I have a thing for pick-up lines," I said. "Do not worry love, I have a lot of lines down my jeans," He said and I laughed.

Treating me like the princess that I was. "That's against the code, when we go on missions, we are allowed to derail before we actually start the mission." He snickered uncontrollably and it transferred to me, now I understood him. We have fun first before we actually start the mission. "As long as I'm with you, I'm more than happy with it." I clung to his arm and he smiled at me sheepishly, "why are you giving me that look?" I almost poked his eye "Did anyone ever tell you that you're the most beautiful woman on earth?" I rolled my eyes to the moon and back when he said this ancient pick-up line, but somehow it still managed to reach my heart.

I wanted to chastise him for his arrogance, but I appreciated the attention and the ego boost. “Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’” the guy continued with his cheesy pickup lines. I wanted to laugh but I put my hands on my hips instead, raised my eyebrows, and stuck my chin up in the air. “Do these pickup lines ever work for you?” I haughtily asked. I stammered, but I schooled my expression in neutrality fairly quickly.

“Oh my God, that sounds like one of the cheesiest pick-up lines ever.” “I have a better one. Want to hear it?” “Sure.” “That dress looks very becoming on you. And if I were that dress, I’d be coming, too.” I actually burst out laughing in the middle of the sidewalk. “Oh my GOD.” “Huh? Huh?” “I don’t know if you’re going to be able to wait until the hotel room.” “Ohhhhh, I SO like the way you’re thinking.” “That was an observation, NOT an invitation!”

I clinked my glass against his and took a long sip, the alcohol burning its way down my throat. “So,” he said, leaning closer. “Whoever he is, he must be a fool to make a woman like you unhappy.” I arched an eyebrow. “Is that your attempt at a pick-up line?” “Did it work?” he asked, grinning. I couldn’t help but smile. “Maybe.”

I say and that earned me a smirk. "Oh really now?" He said teasingly. "Oh, my poor heart, I don't think it'll survive this trip." He laughed at that so hard and I don't think what I said was that funny. I couldn't help but giggle again. "You're making me so high, Aria. I don't need this champagne with you here." "Is that your pickup line? That's terrible. Who made you say that?" "Nobody, silly. I'm just stating how I feel."

"Of course I am. I might be a little rigid, but even I have kept up with woman's rights. And besides, can you see me owning a dog? I'm much more a cat person." "If you're Mr. Joe Cool, then what was all that crap about women not able to protect themselves?" "Best pickup line ever when I was in the circus. Don't forget I was a teenage boy while cooped up. There weren't many girls close to my age, but there were some. Challenge a girl to prove she's tough and you get to cop a feel. From there?" "You used a pickup move on me?" Gina breathed the question, not daring to believe his nerve.

and I think I was beginning to love him. Another special charm of his was his habit of sending me the corniest pickup line. It doesn’t matter what time of the day it is; he will always send one, and they are such a mood booster for me. It was on such an occasion that Liam found me. I was in my office, sitting on my desk, and swinging my legs as a child. He had messaged me that he got the perfect lines, and I was waiting to hear it out. "Hmm, I don’t know if I want to know what is going on here." Liam eyed me as he saw me. "What is making you all excited and giggly? That is very unlike you."

Richard offered, caressing her white skin, gently fiddling with it, a surge of anger wen t to me as he did that She giggled giving her consent, the sound making all the boys around to flush and look at her obsessively, wanting to do nothing but to rip her clothes off and make love to her Richard plaid his time, the teacher was going to be in the classroom soon, he decided to fast track his game ”Can I get your number?” Using the same lame pickup line every lame guy has used in history