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Daddy's Crush
"If you know what I mean."
"I don't... oh, yeah that."
"See, I knew you could stop being dense."
"I still don't see how getting me laid solves the problem."
"Well, it's fun for one. And there's a high tendency that the auctioned and the buyer aren't just a one-night stand. Like, they become an item a lot. The guy is giving massive amounts to charity while telling you he thinks you're sexy in one swift move, it's a pretty solid pickup line, and he's already invested in you. Even if you don't think he's the greatest guy in the world, you could wrap them around your finger easily."
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The Boy Who Died
Regardless, he’s blurry-handsome, and I smile easily up at him from where I sit in what seems to be his lap.
“Did it hurt?” he asks.
I laugh. I could fall off a building right now and bounce, I think. “Not a bit!”
“No, uh.” He shakes he head. “I mean when you fell, um—”
“I said no!” I adjust myself so I’m sitting up. Man, this couch is warm.
He smiles. “When you fell from heaven.”
I throw my head back and laugh. Something about the booze and the cheesy pickup line and the blurry-handsome man is so completely, utterly perfect I feel like I’m floating away on a cloud of perfectness.
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Between Two Naughty Wolves
His grin widened, all easy charm and relief that I was talking to him.
“You remember that?”
“How could I forget? It was the single worst, most cocky, most ridiculous pick-up line I’d ever heard.” I shook my head, still laughing. “I almost poured my drink on you.”
“But you didn’t,” he pointed out, flagging down the bartender and pointing to my glass for a refill.
We both laughed now, the tension from earlier in the office momentarily forgotten in the shared stupid memory.
The laughter faded into a comfortable silence and I swirled the whiskey in my glass.
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Billionaire's Regret: Getting My Badass Wife Back
Alex:
I winced. So he knows? "Is there a problem?" I couldn't hide the smile, tugging at my lips.
"Are your out of your mind? You're making this worse than it already is! I won't let you mess with my woman, do you understand?"
"Dude, chill. I'm not trying to mess with anyone. But if I were, I'd probably start by using a better pickup line than 'you're messing with my woman'." I replied and I heard the sound of a glass shattering.
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Her Painful Revenge
“Duh mister, I won't introduce you with someone who's just sixteen or seventeen years old, what is that pedophile? But of course, age doesn't matter for those who truly love each other”
"Naks pick-up line ma'am?"
"Yes you want me to pull your testicles?"
“What the—”, hahahahahahahahaha I really can't stop laughing
What is this woman saying? It's so gross hahahahahahahahaha
"Hehe just a joke, but do you know Alexa Eunice Wilzt?"
“H-Ha? Who's that?"
"Oh hehe you can't fool me mister, you're obvious, so how did you meet her?"
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Ms. Clumsy
“Marissa”
“hey Marissa,” he says it in a husky way. Man what is he doing? “Did you fall from heaven, angel?” she giggles. Oh my god, he’s doing those lame pick up lines and she is falling for it! Damn. “You must be made of red phosphorous and i must be a wooden stick cause we’re a match” Okay a chemistry pick up line, ooh that’s good.
“Aw!” Ya serious right now.
“Hey you think you could ask this person I know to give me her number?” She frowns but nods.
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An Omegas Hope
I can guarantee you that my chat up lines are worse than anything you've ever heard!
"spill Jones!" fuck her cheeky side is such a turn on.
"haha, ok ok, feel my shirt. know what it's made of? boyfriend material!"
"that's brilliant, another one?"
"Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you got the nicest set of buns I've ever seen!" she's laughing so hard that she has tears in her eyes and her laugh is music to my ears. "now your turn!"
"I've only ever said a chat-up line to someone once and that was because I lost a bet but it was... I think there's something wrong with my phone. your numbers not in there!"
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Taming the Dangerous CEO
“And I want to court you to be my girlfriend.”
Even worse!
I shrugged my head in disapproval. “You’re joking.”
“Do I look like it?”
“You don’t look like a clown but damn, you have a talent to be one,” I spat in annoyance. “What did you even saw in me? I’m not even beautiful!”
“You are! I was in fact, blinded by your dazzling beauty,” I frowned at his clichéd pickup line. It was so cheesy I wanted to puke again right now to turn him off. I always hated awkward moments like this.
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FATED BOND
I haven't responded to him before he said, "You light my world the moment you step in."
I scrunch my face in confusion. "What?"
"That's a pickup line", Becky commented.
I burst out laughing at Becky's comment. "A pick-up line? It sucks." I laughed some more.
The guy was handsome no doubt but, what sort of pickup line is that? I asked inwardly. The first thing you say to a girl is a pick-up line? That's absurd!
The guy only smiled as he stood with his broad shoulders confidently, twirling his fingers around the glass of wine in his hand.
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Freya Rose Book Five ~ Saved By A Sire King
I decided to put her out of her misery.
“Cody, dude, that is the cheesiest pick up line ever. Who'd you learn that off, Odin?” He turned to face me and blushed. I laughed loudly and shook my head. “Seriously, how many times have you seen him get lucky?” He shrugged. “Exactly. If you want to ever get laid, stop taking dating advice from Odin.”
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Frequently Asked Questions
If you’re looking to charm someone, I've always been a fan of 'Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.' It’s classic and has that playful mystery to it. Another one I enjoy is 'Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.' Cute, charming, and the right amount of cheesy! The right line can break the ice and create a spark. Just remember, confidence is key! Overall, being genuine goes a long way, so pick a line that feels like you!
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