Pooka Bunny Novels & Stories

“An occasional bunny here, a groupie there, maybe a fan or two in a hot tub … but never hoes.” “Bunny?” I echo. “Puck-bunnies … ” Mel snorts. “Girls who want to fuck professional hockey players. You do know that the black thingy they shoot into the goal is called a puck?” I nod. I’ve learned that from Lee. Recently. “Well, PUCK,” she swings her left hand in a feminine, gay flick so the palm shows up, “BUNNY,” then she does the same thing with her right hand.

She had the most beautiful smile anyone would love to see in the morning, and when she saw me, her smile broadened. She pulled out a chair and then ushered me to it. “How are you feeling? You look tired.” “I am tired. Ella was given a bunny, and its name is Moni.” She started laughing, but it was so funny when she wasn’t the one who was woken up abruptly from sleep. “Yeah, she was very excited, she told me about her decision to name it Moni because it rhymes with Momo, and it sounded really nice, just so you know, it’s a very giant rabbit, it will be half her size soon.”

Target: Get drunk and get laid. So I moved through the dancing bodies, nodding my head to the beat and grabbing another cup as my previous one was empty. But as some of the girls sidled up to me, twirling their hair, my irritation grew. One puck bunny I’d seen sucking Matt’s dick under the stairs tried to slide her hand up my arm, but I just knocked off her ugly nails and glared until she backed off. Just great Dorian. I muttered to myself, aware I was blowing any chances I had with the ladies.

~Aurora’s Point of View~ ~Earlier That Night~ *That rabbit was good enough, let’s go get some cake so we can get home,* Lucy says, taking me a bit by surprise. She hadn’t been run in a week and I was certain she’d want to gallup about for at least an hour or more. I wait while she watches a pack member who is only out for his second shift get a squirrel and we beam with pride. Seeing any wolf master hunting and being able to provide for themselves is always a happy thing.

"Bunny, it seems we have stumbled upon a land of tea-induced madness!" The Chronically Delayed Bunny nodded, his eyes sparkling with childlike wonder. "Indeed, dear Amira! This tea has whisked us away to a realm where whimsy reigns supreme!" As we soared through the air on our makeshift saucers, we were joined by an array of peculiar creatures. Mischievous Cheshire cats with wide grins trailed behind us, a flock of winged teapots poured tea on unsuspecting passersby, and a dapper mouse led a parade of dancing playing cards.

Do you know that my nickname for you before is tokki? "Tokki?" "Yes, it's a Korean word for rabbit because you like rabbits and you love to eat carrots, but now that you grow up, you hate carrots before you love them so much. "People change." She replied shortly. I just chuckled and poked her nose. Ara hated it so much every time I poked her nose before. She will throw tantrums when I keep doing it, and she will bite my finger, but Loren scrunches her nose, pouting. People change.

She smiled and dropped the bunny on the floor as it hopped away. It hopped and suddenly came to a standstill, then it turned to face the direction Hazel was standing and began hopping back to her. It stopped right next to her feet, struggling to climb up to her and Kira was watching the whole time. "What did you do to it?" Kira was thrilled. "I just fed it some love potion" Hazel said in triumph. "Wow! All my life, I have thought Azura was the greatest of all witches" Hazel liked the thought of that and swiftly looked up at Kira who was still staring at the bunny struggling to climb up to Hazel.

Its tall body crashed and laid on the ground with hands and legs turned upward. Squeak? "Mister bunny, do you want to come along with me?" Leqaria appeared on its sight again. From its view, the bump looked like it wanted to come out of her clothes. It quickly nodded with saliva dripping out from its mouth. Leqaria gives it her seductive smile. "Okay…"