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I won’t be able to stop thinking about it, anytime soon. I logged on social media apps on my phone, trying to forget about it, but it seemed so hard. When I opened F******k, an idea suddenly struck me. “Has anyone here had a threesome with twins?” I muttered as I wrote down on a post, sharing it to my friends with a grin. I added a few emojis for humorous effect. It was supposed to be a funny post, but it backfired almost immediately. A few minutes later, my phone began blowing up, vibrating with notifications that had me confused. “What’s going on?” I asked myself.

Fuck you. 'Replying to the comment above. And moreso, I plan on going for a journalist or better yet a Lawyer. At least I have my future planned... Unlike a social media fool like you. I don't have time to drag words with an idiot such as yourself. You can keep yapping like a mad dog.' 'Replying to the comment above. I'm yapping like a mad dog? Come back here and deal with me if you dare.' 'I'm curious about something though. Who posted this?'

Lucas said, confidently. Picking up his phone, he typed a few words and pressed upload. A second later and it could also be viewed by others. 'Today's gossip is false. That misleading post with the old photo is a post by a delusional person. I have never had and never will have any romantic involvement with Veronica Turner. That is the honest fact.' The forums in Chatify were busy once again until it finally crashed. Gossip, the entertainment news, has even reported that due to a sensational post by one of the Great 7 descendants, the app Chatify finally crashed.

I change into my slippers before I could change my outfit to a comfortable homey one. After eating our light dinner. We headed to our beds. Patty sleep so fast that it took her just a minute to snore and sleep deeply. I pick up my phone on my bed side and open my f******k account. I scrolled down on some memes and dramatic post from the group I joined. But one post stop my finger to scroll up. " Smell so good? " Is this post pointing out to me? Zeke added my on f******k and I got so hysterical seeing him on my friendrm request. My finger is shaking that time when I'm tapping the confirm button.

That could have been me. I posted a quote with an attached photo of my cute cat, Lara. aiden_cole Why do people change? My phone received a series of notifications, and I read through some comments on my post. As expected, my crazy friends were up to no good! kee_nan: yeah, why? its_gette: who? Do you have a problem?

Spending money on her favorite celebrities was worth it! After making the purchase, Catherine exited from the sales page. After that, she tapped on Jay and Morty’s Weibo profiles respectively and started browsing through them… Although Jay didn’t publish anything new on Weibo, Morty did… Catherine saw that Morty had recently published a Weibo post to promote the magazine Jay was featured in. The time the post was published was twenty-one minutes past eleven… When Catherine saw the time the post was published and its content, she couldn’t resist screaming in her mind. “Ahh! The couple I believed in is real!”

she said. "Have you seen the forum post?" I asked. "Which one?" she asked. "There are about forty posts a day on that forum and most of them are garbage." "The one comparing Avery to the videos of a stripper from a club in town," I told her. Jade looked at me for a second. Then she laughed. Not a polite laugh. A real one. "You are not serious," she told me. "I am asking a question," I told her.

It’s a strange kind of power—to be seen, even if it’s only in words. Hell, maybe someone will even save my ad and use it in their own spank bank. The thought makes me laugh, a breathy sound that feels foreign in the quiet of my room. I can already picture it—a stranger’s private grin as they scroll through the forum, pausing on my post, their curiosity piqued. Fuck, I just posted a PSA! Now, I’m not just proud—I’m alive.

He stopped when he saw me grinning at my phone, i was laughing out loudly . “Oh, you need to see this,” I said, waving him over. He sat beside me, and I started showing him the posts, the memes, the gossip videos. Someone had even edited me into a superhero poster titled “The CEO They Feared.” Damon laughed so hard he had to hold his stomach. “Aurora… you are trending. Wildly trending.” “I know,” I said, shaking my head. “Apparently, being accused of murder, surviving, coming back, and renaming the company is entertaining.”

They gave me their gifts, with Cameron kissing me on my lips and me pushing him and him laughing, Jenny hugging me tightly, telling me of After Party plans, Lupin also hugging me, and Parker squeezing my shoulders but I went ahead to hug him and he stiffed. "I know you love me, Parker." I jokingly said. "No, I don't. Nopitty nope nope nope." Everyone burst into laughter. "I love you, Soph," Cam said. "Shut up." Everyone laughed again. I hoped that the day would stay true to me. Soon, everyone left but as expected, Cam came back. "You know? I thought you were banging someone when you hadn't arrived earlier" "Cameron!" I groaned as I threw a pencil sharpener at him, he dogged and ran for the d