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The lie was that I could focus. I tried, though. I opened my laptop. Answered two emails. Skimmed a contract. Ignored the text from the PR team asking for “clarity on your relationship status.” Then I checked I*******m. The post from this morning had already crossed 100k likes. I scrolled the comments, each one louder than the last: “THE FALLON PRESCOTT IS BACK 🔥🔥🔥” “Not her looking better post-divorce 😭”

Even the three ubiquitous Press Men were thrilled by the audacity of the poster. To get more news, they followed him on his social media page. Just as planned, within a few minutes, William had millions of followers and the post had more views than every other post within the period. The Press Men also copied and published on their pages which boosted their personalities. Meanwhile, while the number of followers was increasing, the number of attackers increased too. Just from nowhere, a malicious post erupted (Stop deceiving the public with your post. That number plate does not exist. Your post is misleading)

I want to end this conversation with him so bad. "In terms of making people believe we are in a relationship, posting pictures on social media helps. But let's not rush it. Let's just go out fiesta and let people discover our so-called relationship," I told him, dismissing the previous topic. "Do you have a social media account?" He nodded. "I*******m." "How about F******k?" "I only have i*******m," he replied with finality. "Old," I snorted. "I don't find F******k useful."

Things are finally looking bright again… When Joshua sent the email to the stupid magazine house yesterday, claiming to be a former classmate, he didn’t expect the article to turn out that perfect. Even though he made up the part about Addison trying to become famous and befriending rich students, he doesn’t doubt for a second that there’s a certain truth to it. Why else post those cringe-worthy videos on YouTube? Not even an hour after posting the selfie, the first celeb gossip accounts and websites start to repost it. The reactions it evokes are phenomenal.

That day, the company's internal forum was in an uproar. The trending posts slandering me were finally replaced by new posts. The first was titled, "Breaking News! A Certain Mr. Potter and Ms. Somers Colluded to Embezzle Company Funds, Fabricate Contracts, and Set Up Colleagues!" The second post was even more explosive and instantly received thousands of comments. "Live on Scene! Ms. Somers' Private Thoughts Exposed—Her 'Just One of the Boys' Persona Was Just an Act!"