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Now I was sore and pissed. I slumped onto the couch and finally pulled out my phone. Notifications blinked across the screen—some texts, a couple spam emails, and one lonely OnlyFans alert. Anonymous69 just posted. Again. Jesus. He was milking that shoot like it was his personal cash cow. I clicked into the app out of spite. The post had nearly triple the engagement from the last one. Comments, tips, reposts, thirsty messages piling in like a goddamn floodgate had burst open.

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However, I just gave them a shrug and continue devouring my food. "Anastasia, look here. There's this post going around in the forum that some of the employees have made. And the poster had gotten a lot of attention on it." Lucas said while handing me his phone. "Couldn't they have thought of a better title than 'Ways to not get fired at Carter Enterprise'?" I questioned while trying to stop myself from losing my composure. The notes and points written down were utterly hilarious. Byron scotched over to me, causing his face an inch apart from mine, he was trying to read what it say in the forum.

"I can't wait to hear that Anne Jenner cooks very well." "My family also works hard at yoga!!! That figure is the dream of so many girls, I don't know if it's possible to dig up the news of boss Soul?" "Hopefully this period will have a highlight! Looking forward to it." Because the official F******k is also @ Anne Jenner, she has not had a new post on F******k in a long time, Betha reminded her to interact a bit, Anne Jenner immediately posted a F******k post. Anne Jenner V: It's an honor to be a guest, I'm also looking forward to @ leisure time.

I supposed it was another point for their popularity. [You should try take a pictures and post them on your account…that would be a nice updates for your follower…that’s the least you can do for those people right?..after all the do like your post..even if you posted a pictures of a single flower…]. (T.A.S) “You were teasing me right?…sheesh…fine…but in just a minute..”.

8 million followers with only one post. Fuck!

from Bridget. I lazily typed back, [Can't even hate. He's got the face, the body, and the skills to back it up.] Ten minutes later, Bridget forwarded me another video. That traitor actually screenshotted our chat and posted it on TikTok. The comments section was a disaster: [Okay but HOW good are we talking? Elaborate.] [Waiting for the ex-girlfriend review!] Then, a familiar username got pushed straight to the top. [So why did you break up?]

And add #amazingevening #love #beautifulgirl #she'smine #mygirlfriend On the way towards me, I see Kiara fidgeting her phone with a smile on her face. Within seconds, I see she's liked my post and comments it. Amazing night with an amazing man <3 <3 <3 What I didn't expect was the blow-up of my account only seconds later. Tyler: Lucky bastard, congrats Chris: Fuck dude, that cleavage kills!!! happy for ya Nick: Killer boobs, good on ya have fun Gale: The most beautiful couple

I leaned up on my elbows and sat on the couch, looking at my friends. "Just posted on I*******m. #S'cute #BestFriendGoalsz #AdorablelikeKittenandPuppiesyaozie #SleepingGoals #TwoHormonalTeenagersFoundCuddlingInHeat #Goals2k20,” Rio muttered, typing furiously on his phone, and so did the others, speaking rubbish. My mind woke up a little. "What? Bitch in the heat?” I snickered, hiding my grin in the fist of my hand. “That sounds like a bad porn title.”