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From now on, his whole existence pisses me off. I opened my F******k account instead. And while I was sharing posts that I can relate to, a message suddenly popped in my notifications. I checked the message and my eyebrows met while reading the message that was from a user named Jensen Dayne Sto. Tomas. I'm guessing this is him, but I might be wrong. Famous celebrities often have a lot of poser accounts. “Hey. Come outside. Wear something warm. Convenience store. Now.” That was what he sent to me, just a few seconds ago.

After four years of marriage, James Lawson, who had never posted anything on social media, unexpectedly updated his status: "What an adorable little foodie!" The attached photo showed a young woman wearing pink cat ears, eating at a Korean BBQ restaurant. Her cheeks were flushed red from the spicy food as she stuck out her tongue. It was Sophie Jones, a new content creator at his company. Within a minute, our mutual friend commented: "Dude, you forgot to switch accounts!" Just like that, James's new post disappeared as quickly as it had appeared, only to show up moments later on Sophie's feed.

“Who the fuck came up with this nonsense?” “And how do you expect me to know?” he replied casually, seeming like he was enjoying this. “Talk to Me is like the most popular gossip site in the city. Whatever news they post is always authentic. You should…I don’t know probably ask one of their workers,” he chuckled lowly so I wouldn’t notice.

“You should check it out. Almost everyone at school is talking about it. I’m just glad this evil person decided to leak this after we finished our exams. Entering school would have been war.” I nodded, swallowing hard. “I’ll check it out now,” I answered, and hung up almost immediately. I clicked on my F******k app, my hands shivering as I found our school group. I opened it, and to my greatest fear, it was the number one trending post. The photos were posted from an anonymous account, and the caption read: “POV: You don’t find any other woman attractive except your son’s girlfriend; I mean, your best friend’s daughter.”

I just decided to take the easy way out, burying my head like an ostrich, unwilling to admit the fact that he just came back into my life. And a random photo of me staring at him gets pinned to my locker door and is now posted on social media. What was that all about? Oh yes, talking about the post…. I quickly dug out my phone and opened up to the F******k page. It’s an open page where everyone can post anything, and it now has more followers than before. I scrolled down the page trying to search for that damn photo. I felt my heart skip a beat when I found it. Among the photos posted, this one gained traction. Hundreds of shares and likes and fifty-plus comments.

Of course, Zik might hear me yelling here in the car. I'm still confused, Wait... Why? I'm wondering because-- how come my F******k status is In a relationship!? As I scrolled through the notifications, I saw Zik's Name. "Zik Ford has tagged you in a Post." I told you so! Zik is the one who did it!When I looked at Zik's post, there were many Likes, hearts, shares and comments. It's so embarrassing! -__- Does he really need to post what we have on social media? *-__-*

I scrolled through the comment section and all I saw were the bitter comments. @Cocomilo: Finally, we get to see the fall of those fools! @Ajeyli: Triple A my foot. Look who's now a Triple D, suckers! I can't wait for the big news!’ @Youcancallmedaddy: I'll give someone $200 if they're able to get me the information before the poster upload it. @Callmemummy: Eat your money @Youcancallmedaddy, you look like a skeleton in your profile.

, Danny said. "Yes..yes.", Everyone agreed. Who would dare to say anything after knowing her power. Sandy smiled as she silently left the office. Author's special: The case above is a half-true incident. [kpop band]EXO's lay was involved in a scandal so his company posted "Sorry he only has 3 cats.", Which made netizens laugh and praise the PR for their witty post.

I won’t be able to stop thinking about it, anytime soon. I logged on social media apps on my phone, trying to forget about it, but it seemed so hard. When I opened F******k, an idea suddenly struck me. “Has anyone here had a threesome with twins?” I muttered as I wrote down on a post, sharing it to my friends with a grin. I added a few emojis for humorous effect. It was supposed to be a funny post, but it backfired almost immediately. A few minutes later, my phone began blowing up, vibrating with notifications that had me confused. “What’s going on?” I asked myself.

Lucas said, confidently. Picking up his phone, he typed a few words and pressed upload. A second later and it could also be viewed by others. 'Today's gossip is false. That misleading post with the old photo is a post by a delusional person. I have never had and never will have any romantic involvement with Veronica Turner. That is the honest fact.' The forums in Chatify were busy once again until it finally crashed. Gossip, the entertainment news, has even reported that due to a sensational post by one of the Great 7 descendants, the app Chatify finally crashed.