Potato Memes Novels & Stories

"It has a Starbucks, though, so we forgive it for having a really small organic food section." "Says the guy who eats French fries for breakfast." Alyssa sighed. "Dude..." Demetri held up his hands. "...last I checked, people eat potatoes for breakfast." "Potatoes and fries..." Shaking my head, I rose from my seat. "...not the same, bro." "Alright, traitor to men everywhere..." Demetri pointed at the door. "... make sure to treat Dani right so I don't have to kick your ass." I burst out laughing. No one else joined in.

I_pooped (Sophia) Yoo, willy boy. Will_the_devil (Will) ... I_pooped It's your FAVORITE PEASANT SAY HI! Will_the_devil ... YOU ARE NOT MY FAVORITE PEASANT! I_pooped :0 ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?! Will_the_devil WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? I_pooped ONLY I CAN BE YOUR FAVORITE PEASANT! JUST LIKE YOU ARE MY FAVORITE ASSHAT ;)

“Then… how?” “The potatoes! We can make them into potato chips and sell them into the market!” Why didn’t she remembered it earlier? There are no chips in these era and the only thing that they can do to the potato is to boiled it. Surely after she introduced the potato chips, it will be a big hit! “Potato…. Chips. What is that?”

I remember I started a water fight, I got my a*s beat after that. A server came by and placed food before them. Jessie danced after seeing the garlic bread and stuffed baked potatoes with bacon, cheese, and green onions. Jessie reached for the plate of potatoes, but Christian gently pushed her hand away. "No, no, no. The potatoes are mine, the garlic bread is yours.'' Jessie pouted a little. "We can share.'' Jessie gave a laugh, does another little dance which caused Christian to smile. "So food makes the human happy, good to know.''

Lena said with a grin. “And did,” I quoted, using the viral pop artist meme. The shock on my friends’ faces is so Priceless. Could sell it for millions. “Wait. You’re on TikTok?” Katie shrieked. “Can’t believe all it took was a dick to show you your true potential,” Lena added, ever sarcastic. “Who said it was only his dick?” I teased. Their gasps joined my collection of unforgettable memories. My friends have never been this caught off guard—and I love it.

“Oh thank God, backup. Jackson, explain memes to your boyfriend. He doesn’t understand why anyone would care about a woman yelling at a cat.” “It’s not that I don’t care,” Frost protested. “I just don’t understand the context. Is this a human realm inside joke? Did something happen with this specific woman and cat?” I couldn’t help but laugh, dropping my bag by the door. “Frost, it’s just a meme. It doesn’t have to make sense. That’s kind of the point.” “But—” “Nope.” Maya held up a hand. “We’re moving on. Next meme.” She scrolled down, and Frost leaned in closer, his expression adorably perplexed.

C. Ghen ghen Fred has enter hot pot 🙆🙆 Someone please help him🤦🤦 . .

"Yeah. I've wanted this for so long I kind of forgot what it feels like to actually have it." His arms tighten around me. "Well get used to it. Because I'm not going anywhere." The weight of March sits in the corner of my mind, but I push it away. Not today. Breakfast is surprisingly edible. Julian makes a big show of complimenting my "chef skills" even though it's literally just scrambled eggs and toast. "Truly, you've outdone yourself," he says in a fake fancy French-like voice. "The eggs are perfectly mediocre." "Shut up and eat."

Scott announced, faking a smile. “But they are pulling each other's hair,” the police captain pointed out. “Oh,” I muttered, laughing awkwardly, “Ignore them, it's their love language.” “Why would I be in love with this sex-starved idiot?” Greg asked angrily. Nikita scoffed, “Can you all hear the potato talking, or is it just me? You should be in the kitchen, washed and prepared to be fried or boiled. If only you had been born when God made the ten commandments, he would have used you to make it eleven… thou shalt not look like a potato!”

Meme and Travis’ mouths drop open and Jonny chuckles into my neck. “Yeah, okay!”, says Meme. “Large popcorn, lots of salt, and don’t be stingy with the butter, Tray. Also, sparkling water for Lala and two cokes, so she and her boy toy won’t need to drink mine after they’ve just had their mouths on each other. Oh, and a box of Snow Caps”. “That’s it Meme?”, asks Travis. “You know she’s loaded, right”? “Yeah”, barks Meme. “And that’s what’s wrong with you! Ring us up gold digger”!