FALLING FOR MY DAD'S BEST FRIEND
"Sean! Focus!"
"Oh, right. Well, they told me that if I didn't break up with you, one of us would get hurt."
"Wait..." I pause, trying to make sense of the illogical threat. "Sean, are you sure this isn't just another prank by your immature friends? They seem like the type to play mean-spirited jokes."
It's true. Based on my personal experience, I can confirm that Sean's friends are seriously messed up. I still remember when they convinced him to prove his sexuality to them, and we had no choice but to stage a fake sexual encounter.