Quirky Humour Novels & Stories

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

It made her feel extremely small as if her feelings weren't valid. "What's so funny?" Irritation laced her voice thickly, but he never answered; he continued his laughing session with himself as if it was the hilarious thing he had ever heard. At this point, Harlow was highly tempted to grab her shoe and throw it at him until he stopped laughing all of a sudden. A seriousness overwhelmed his humourous side that lingered on his face for a good couple of seconds.

“Feels intense.” Her teasing expression softened slightly. “Intense dangerous or intense emotionally constipated?” I shrugged. Harmony barked out a laugh loud enough to turn heads nearby. “Oh, you’re doomed.”

The dark humor was so perfectly Jaxx that I couldn't help but laugh. I burst out laughing, the sound bright against the lingering tension in the room. The absurdity of his grim humor never failed to catch me off guard, to remind me that beneath the violence and the control, there was a man who made me laugh in the darkest moments. Jaxx just shrugged, completely unbothered by his own dark wit, though a small smile played at his lips, softening the hard lines of his face.

It could be anyone. “Is everything alright?” Marvin’s voice brought me out of my thoughts. I nodded my head immediately “I am just fine” I said. “You are scoring me Kennedie” I scoffed “sometimes I scare myself too so it is not a big deal” I said. I thought it was pretty funny but apparently Marvin did not get the joke…. Bro has been losing his sense of humor lately. How boring. “This is not funny” he said. “You’ve got to admit, it is a little bit funny”

He rasped dryly as Lord Brarthroroz chuckled heartily and dismissed him with a gesture. Lexi frowned at his retreating back as he seemed to glide down the corridor to an unknown destination. "He's really no fun to tease at all.." She complained. "Yes... you find with Lich's, they don't really seem to grasp humor as well as the living." Lord Brarthroroz answered with a sigh. "It's not his fault, another century or so and he may crack smile. One can hope.." He sighed. Ann looked between the two of them and a small smile played at the edges of her mouth as she chuckled at Adam's incredulous expression.

She had a funny sense of humor having nothing to do with 'ha ha'. "What's the matter, Syd?" Suzanne Parker, cheer squad leader and not my biggest fan, tossed her glossy blonde pigtails from her shoulders, though not as smoothly as she would normally. Her nasty smile seemed cut by the fact she could hardly focus on me. "Too good for us or something?" Her friends laughed while I waved my hand in front of my face. "Might want to lay off the booze, Suzanne," I said, disgusted by the waft of horrid breath I caught. "Getting a little ripe."

"Oh, I thought I could hold back my laughter, but I couldn't bear it anymore, hahaha." Shiyu and Qiushui were even more annoyed. If Samuel hadn't reached out to stop them, they would have rushed over and chopped these bitches into minced meat. "Is it that funny?" At this time, Samuel couldn't help frowning. "F*ck, this idiot even asked me if it was funny, haha!" "Damn it, what a stupid man! Damn it, I've seen a pretentious person, but I've never seen such a stupid person. He is the Chief of the Mysterious Man Alliance? Oh, I'm so funny."

I spent some money on a metal cot and moved into my shop. Bianca came by several times to talk me into going home, but I threw her out every time. I reported the missing jewelry to the police, but without enough evidence, they couldn't open a case at all. I was so anxious that I could barely function, and sores formed in my mouth. While I was sending Mason another message, I saw his latest social media post. [Admitted through a direct admit slot. Stay mad!]

Shit, I could just come looking at her with her staring at me like that. “Just do it,” I heard myself say. “Okay, Nike.” Kiara was about to tug my sweatpants down when she let out a soft giggle. Oh, no. Not again. You see, Kiara had a genius mind, which mastered in making weird scenarios. And she never giggled. But when she did, she started laughing, which made me laugh in return and then we just laughed until one of us sobered up. She snickered. “I just thought of something.”