روايات وقصص ضمن Quirky Humour

I narrated with a croaky voice that definitely made me sound like a homicidal maniac. Billy's eyes opened wide as he stared at me catatonically. "Please stop!" He pleaded in fear. I laughed hard as I knew that I'd gotten him good. He sneered at me contemptuously as I mocked his discomfort. "It's not funny..." He protested. "Actually it is... Maybe you're just too nerdy, that's why your brain can't process dark humor." I shot at him. Proud of myself for successfully terrorizing him, I turned the chair around and leaned back while I watched him.

He was confused and clueless. " Why are you laughing? What's so funny in these jars ". Yeah! Clueless he was about the product in the parcel. On the other hand, Juhee was finding it hard to stop laughing, it was just so funny thya someone would send them something like this. " Hey! Hey! Please stop laughing and tell me what you found so funny to laugh your ass off ", He was annoyed by her random laugh. Juhee sneakily glanced at her pants, just beloved his abdomen.

Noah flinched, “Well, let’s look at the bright side… at least he didn’t vaporize himself.” Blackie snorted, “…he can’t vaporize himself any more than you can soothe yourself.” “Oh. Well… at least he didn’t vaporize the water he’d already drunk?” “Yeah, good thing that one finely steamed stomach wasn’t on the menu…” “…Blackie …I realize that black humor fits in well with your name… and personality… but there is such a thing as being too black!” QAQ (≖_≖) “Is that a veiled insult where you tell me that I shouldn’t be myself, Black?”

He sat at the edge of his wooden desk while crossing his huge hands on his broad chest while giving me a fleeting withering look. “So you think this is funny ?” He asked looking at the glass pieces of the dead mug scattered across the tiled floor . “It was an acc-” I muttered but he cut me short waving his hand. “I think you did it intentionally ,to piss me off” He twisted his face again. I huffed tired of him twisting his face,if he loved doing that , ugly wrinkles will suddenly fill his beutiful face. “So this is what we will do , you'll go back to the tea cafeteria and get me another cup of tea ,and that said ,make it quick”

‌ Carlin flashed a mischievous glint in her eyes, "Not to mention, freakishly curious about other people's business. Should I start calling you 'Nosy Vasky' instead?" ‌ Raising an eyebrow, Vasky retorted, "Well, you never seem to be busy with anything else, Carlin. Do you even have a life beyond poking your nose into other people's affairs?" ‌ Mockingly, Carlin shot back, "Oh, look who's talking! Mr. Serious and Mysterious. It's like you're allergic to having any fun." ‌ Grinning, Vasky replied, "I prefer to focus on things that actually matter, unlike you, the self-proclaimed Queen of Nonsense."

’ Although he was doing his best, he could not quite hide the minute spasm at the corner of his mouth. Well, that was a relief. If not actually kicking, his sense of humour was at least alive and twitching. On the other hand, if he’d been behaving like what she and Kate called a BHP - for boring, humourless prat - she would begin to go off him, which might be no bad thing. A man could be rolling in dosh and dishy as you like, kind to old ladies and even a ten on the Richter Scale kisser, but without a sense of humour he was about as much use to Claudia as a 32A bra.