Quirky Humour Novels & Stories

Her broad nose and smile created an expressive face, probably harkening back to some sort of Pacific Islander heritage. "Stop encouraging them," Kelsey scolded. "They're acting a fool because you keep laughing." Felecia chuckled. She couldn't help it. Harper winked at her over the top of his mug as he drained the last of his coffee. Jamie gave Kelsey a sidelong look. "Just because you don't have a sense of humor doesn't mean everyone has to be a stick in the mud." Kelsey returned Jamie's look with her own flat stare. "I have a sense of humor, thank you very much. I just don't find your fart jokes funny."

"You'd called me a big blob of frozen ice one time, remember? You said I was cold and had no sense of humour. I wanted to prove you wrong." "And you thought the best way to do that was to pretend you had murdered someone?" My voice rose slightly, finding the whole situation even more ridiculous. "Eric, proving you have a sense of humour doesn't mean you have to scare me to death for heaven's sake. A sense of humour is making someone laugh, not making them terrified."

With her joke she not only made it a noun but she made it an abstract noun. "Sorry baby, it was just a bad joke you know" Grumpy Lewis looked away. He needed more flattery and convincing to even look at her and the thing she was doing with her hands seemed to be below the threshold. "Okay, you'll get a quickie" He turned around with a grin on his face. "You moron, I can't believe you made me do that" "The cream always rises to the top, am the smartest babe and I know you always keep your word so..."

A few people chuckled. "Oh, I agree," Rachel nodded. "He is very, very, very crazy. No one who knows him for more than a day can truthfully deny that. He's mad, cracked, insane - and he laughs at death. He laughs at life. He mocks condescension and helps alleviate ignorance through comedy.

This is proof we will never work out in any way. ‘I didn’t know you had a sense of humour or knew what a joke was? I am just amazed you even attempted something you clearly have no aptitude for.’ It’s sarcastic, cold and venomous. Back to juvenile and Mico slumps and buries his face in his hands with a long low groan.

It started as a giggle, then tur‍ne‌d i​nt‌o a hyst​eric‌al, sh‌ak‌ing laugh. "W‍hat is funny?" I‍ de⁠manded, sitt‍ing up. "We are covered in shit."‌ "You‍," she pointed at me. "T​he great Lo‌renzo Moret⁠ti. The m‌an who‍ irons his s​ocks⁠.‍ Look at you‍." I looked at my h⁠ands. The​y were b​la⁠ck with grime.

The guy whined in response and said, "Dear Sashi, today is a very important day for me. Do you have to burst my happy bubble by bring so strict and cruel with me. Will it kill you to smile once in a while?" he said pouting which made Yoonji giggle. ‘This guy is funny and actually have a sense of humour. Not to mention some guts too’ Yoonji thought as she observed Sashi glaring at him for his informal speech.

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

He turned to me and asked, "What exactly did you say to him?" I didn't respond. All I had said was, "Only gay men are into butt action." Who could've guessed Rufus would shout it out like that? As we left, the people in the waiting area whispered among themselves. Their comments were harsh and mocking. "I've never seen such shameless people!" "That lady is something else. She did all this just to save a few bucks." "They're so uncouth and uneducated that it's terrifying! Are they alright in the head?"

The laugh cut off instantly. I frowned, leaning forward on the sofa. Glitch, I told myself. Just a compressed audio error. I unpaused it. The movie continued, but the laughter returned a few seconds later, layered underneath the dialogue. It was mocking, a rhythmic he-he-he that seemed to pulse with a life of its own.